The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

[General Patton]

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He's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Those piss bottles are some Shane Dawson deviant shit.

 

[The Last Stand]

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He's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

That’s his living quarters? God damn. How lazy are you to start pissing in bottles? How do you even do that?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I was only talking about Doug Walker, to be honest. That's the only ranting I ever witnessed from him. His continuous hate boner he had for an online review critic.

Imagine thinking you're some hot shit movie critic/author who watches REAL films and has REAL opinions, and watching the cartoon character that is Doug Walker surpass you in every way while you piss in bottles in your dad's house.

Suicide does seem like the reasonable option there tbh.

[Substances]

Drug talk appears to have been initiated in this thread. Activate containment procedures.

 

[General Patton]

Imagine thinking you're some hot shit movie critic/author who watches REAL films and has REAL opinions, and watching the cartoon character that is Doug Walker surpass you in every way while you piss in bottles in your dad's house.

Suicide does seem like the reasonable option there tbh.

You could be onto something. It was probably sour grapes, because holy fuck, he really hated the guy.
Also what the fuck, the guy can't bother to walk to the bathroom to piss?

 

[Foltest]

I mostly know him from his hatred of Doug and shitting up the AVGN thread with his retarted takes.
After knowing that he reported people for not being negative enough, I wonder if he reported me and other Doug bros?

Also, being the owner of a rape factory would be awful.
The smell alone.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You could be onto something. It was probably sour grapes, because holy fuck, he really hated the guy.
Also what the fuck, the guy can't bother to walk to the bathroom to piss?

 

[General Patton]

I mostly know him from his hatred of Doug and shitting up the AVGN thread with his retarted takes.
After knowing that he reported people for not being negative enough, I wonder if he reported me and other Doug bros?

Also, being the owner of a rape factory would be awful.
The smell alone.

Doug Walker was living rent free in his head.

Well, he's not anymore....

 

[The handsome tard]

It should be law for all kiwis make a contribution to the thread of "Videos of people dying" if you are going to kill yourself, extra points if you were a schizo POS.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

The Critic outlives another.

0:11

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't think I ever saw him outside the Red Letter Media thread, where his takes were generally interesting. Surprised to see how daffy he was elsewhere, although perhaps I shouldn't be. Ah well. RIP (possibly) ya mad bastard.

 

[The Last Stand]

I’m glad we didn’t like the same movies. That “rape factory” fantasy was one of the most disturbing things I’ve read in a while.

 

[Band Pins]

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He's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

It's sad to imagine this is one of the last sights you'd see before ending it all.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

TL;DR (Since it got featured):
Our dear user @BrunoMattei is a massive fucking nutcase. Here's the things you can find out about Bruno from this manifesto:

• Bruno's extremely egotistical view of himself as a "tortured genius" while being a retarded pseudo-intellectual
• He attempted to kill his older sister when he was 6 years old in the pool
• This said sister then framed him for killing a family dog while in reality it was her fault (at least according to Bruno)
• Feeding roaches in his room with his vomit
• Every time Bruno sees a happy family with a child holding hands together while walking, he internally thinks about a picture of a child being hung above a roaring fire, slowly roasted by billionaires
• His great ambition is to become the owner and CEO of a rape factory
• Wrote about sending someone a copy of Daisy's Destruction (A literal CP video of a child who's not even a year old being raped) as an April Fools prank. Bruno most likely didn't do it, but for some reason, he felt compelled to write this in his manifesto
• His many failed attempts at suicide
• His hellish experience in BSU, where he was forced to have a therapy session with a fucking Indian therapist and later obese Black women, and lie next to a schizophrenic old man who constantly causes trouble
• Having an entire section in the manifesto dedicated to his fantasies of becoming a medical professor in order to fulfill his desires, such as performing transgender operations where he could "crudely cutting away the testicles and breast tissue" and swap body parts between a married couple while they are awake from anesthesia

Least insane horror b-film snob. You know what's the best film ever made? Batman & Robin with Arnold Schwarzenegger's Oscar-winning cold jokes, and there's nothing @BrunoMattei can do about it because his body is ICE COLD.

 

[Would]

His manifesto reads like the plot of a shitty eastern European B-movie that the Cinema Snob would fucking love.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I don’t really mind since now you can have an actual opinion in the horror thread without automatically being a retarted fag if the great emperor Bruno doesn’t find your taste acceptable (he doesn’t if it’s not Italian vintage gore/snuff). Should have known he was just some mentally ill edgelord.

You know what, fuck it. The Terrifier movies and the 2009 Friday the 13th remake sucked major balls, fuck you Bruno!

 

[Edgeworth]

Rorschach did it better.

He's one of the many reasons why I stopped dropping by the DBD thread, he was so fucking annoying and tried to act like he wasn't like literally every other DBD player.

His writing is bad and going by comments I've seen quoted, he didn't get called out enough times for being an insufferable oversharer and chronic whiner. Fuck 'em.

 

[babadook]

Vaxxxxed?

 

[Kharash]

Mostly just saw this guy have dumb takes in multimedia from time to time.
This explains a lot.

 

[babadook]

I mostly know him from his hatred of Doug and shitting up the AVGN thread with his retarted takes.
After knowing that he reported people for not being negative enough, I wonder if he reported me and other Doug bros?

Also, being the owner of a rape factory would be awful.
The smell alone.

AVGN deserves all the shitting lol

 

[TV's Adam West]

AVGN deserves all the shitting lol

Balls on the dick?