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The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread
I remember for my birthday, a close friend of mine got me a cameo from Doug Walker, which was great, because not only was it a fun gift, but the cameos always go to charity. Bruno got disproportionately shitty about this, saying Doug pockets the money.
My ongoing plans are currently being delayed by a couple of really needy cats (literal cats, this isn't a euphemism) so in lieu of what I'm still working on, I might grant big gay Al his wish and get a cheap physical edition of this shitheap out there. If any of you nigs & nogs have ideas for some appropriately humiliating cover art designs, feel free to post them.
I'm leaning towards something vaguely resembling this bootleg Wordsworth Classics Gravity's Rainbow mockup cover because it'd probably make him try and fail to kill himself all over again to be "represented" that way in print.
Though if one of you thinks of something I find more embarrassing, I'll go with that.
edit: Apparently he already put one out on Amazon, though I'll still do my own edition elsewhere because it'd at least force him to come out of hiding if he takes issue with it existing.
Halfway through editing this faggotry into a 6×9 inch print format (cuz he sent me an ebook format pdf that's not in the right dimensions for republication in standard print sizes that I had to manually convert + I added a foreword, his gay tranny American psycho fanfic, and the unredacted emails from the beginning of this thread as bonus items to distinguish my edition from his). I don't expect anyone to buy this trash, but I'll still link my version when it goes up for sale just as a rubbing-your-puppy's-nose-in-his-own-shit-on-the-carpet kinda gesture.
Halfway through editing this faggotry into a 6×9 inch print format (cuz he sent me an ebook format pdf that's not in the right dimensions for republication in standard print sizes that I had to manually convert + I added a foreword, his gay tranny American psycho fanfic, and the unredacted emails from the beginning of this thread as bonus items to distinguish my edition from his). I don't expect anyone to buy this trash, but I'll still link my version when it goes up for sale just as a rubbing-your-puppy's-nose-in-his-own-shit-on-the-carpet kinda gesture.
I already own the rape of Brent spiner and a sonichu comic. May as well add to my collection. It would be really funny to put him next to my kickassia dvd.
I already own the rape of Brent spiner and a sonichu comic. May as well add to my collection. It would be really funny to put him next to my kickassia dvd.
Assuming I finish editing it today it should be up sometime on Thursday or Friday (based on how long the platform I'm using takes to process this shit once it's finalized and submitted), though I guess I could do preorders just for laughs.
Re; print costs, I'm not sure how much it'll be cuz I added about 100 pages of extra shit compared to the version he has on Amazon, though I'll try to keep it close to the minimum print cost on this site for the length/format.
Decided to go with the pre-order option for shits and giggles, even though that'll delay it.
It's not as cheap as I would've liked it to be, but at almost 300 pages + color for the images he had in it I guess this is ok. Some of the formatting is still AIDS because the conversion from (presumably) docx to pdf to doc to odt and back into a pdf through openoffice (because I refuse to pay for word) was retardedly annoying/unintuitive and I figured there was no point in trying too hard for this garbage anyway. The cover features what's supposed to be an archival photo from the 1983 invasion of Granada (pissbottles père Kevin Kattke was apparently heavily involved in staging/fucking up the attempted CIA-backed coup which led up to it) though I have no idea if it's real or not because it's grok-generated. The guy on the cover (also courtesy of grok) is supposed to be Justin himself cum-eating sewer slide with a piss bottle, though the unintentional resemblance to John Goodman (I just asked for an obese crying man in a tutu without any explicit references) makes it look more like @AnOminous starring in the direct to trannypornhub adaptation of this dreck. Enjoy irresponsibly and may God have mercy on yuor're hole(s) . . .
Also I'm not sure if this is visible yet, but I listed it under "LGBT erotica" because it's one of the most GRIDS-infested things ever and that's not an entirely inaccurate description of the bonus hole kahn-tint.
Incidentally, if you've ever tried to read this and failed, I will note I failed three times in a row. Somehow the fourth time I finally got drawn in and couldn't do anything else other than read it until I was done. It is a phenomenal book, even though it is not an easy book.
Incidentally, if you've ever tried to read this and failed, I will note I failed three times in a row. Somehow the fourth time I finally got drawn in and couldn't do anything else other than read it until I was done. It is a phenomenal book, even though it is not an easy book.
Mason & Dixon is even more difficult. I only managed to finish this because I had a night security job and basically could read most of eight hours a day. It took my walking around time to absorb what I'd just read.
Also I'm not sure if this is visible yet, but I listed it under "LGBT erotica" because it's one of the most GRIDS-infested things ever and that's not an entirely inaccurate description of the bonus hole kahn-tint.
Is Justin able to make a copyright claim on this if this is published, even as a limited run? Asking just because it would be really fucking funny if he was alive and proved it through the legal system.
Is Justin able to make a copyright claim on this if this is published, even as a limited run? Asking just because it would be really fucking funny if he was alive and proved it through the legal system.
I'm no lawyer, but it'd be a fun time for everyone involved I'm sure, seeing as how I included uncensored screenshots of the email where he gave me permission to "republish it as I saw fit" and referred to me by my real first name to do so at the end of this print only edition. Yes, I'm petty enough to dawwwwwwks myself over this one shitpost if I have to.
