The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I remember him being an asshole. RIP

 

[ShootyPee]

WHAT THE FUCK I talked about movies and a shitty horror label with this guy and now I find this out?!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm gonna do something nobody in this thread even dared to do. I actually read Bruno's piece of shit manifesto

Thank you very much! I was afraid I'll have to read it myself.

In Stephen King's "The Stand" there is a character who is a fat loser virgin and also an aspiring writer. At some point his writing is described as "pretentious stream of consciousness written in second person.
For some reason this paragraph reminded me about this character.

Expression of dread and disbelief, covering her nose... Did she enter his room?

 

[That Chris Guy]

I thought @BrunoMattei was the Cinema Snob.

I remember him mostly from the Video Games section. I just thought he was a cranky Abraham Simpson.

 

[AnOminous]

HE'S FAT
HE PISSES IN BOTTLES
HE'S A PRETENTIOUS SNOB

At some point, if you have a collection of piss bottles, doesn't that disqualify you from haute culture? At that point aren't you just a gross pleb retard?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Jesus. Compared to him I'm "Shirley, 75, who just found out about funny cat videos on youtube" levels of normal.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Bruno was frequently a dick in the horror thread, that’s where I mostly know him from. What a disgusting piece of shit.

 

[Bonzi Baptist]

Can somebody post a TLDR version?

 

[Harambe]

Manic episodes are really pitiful

 

[Soycast II]

Well uh… that was disturbing to skim through. Rest in peace I guess.

 

[Slav Power]

Wrote about sending someone a copy of Daisy's Destruction

Yeah nah, there's zero sympathy to muster for this thing. Once you actively seek out this video, download it and then wish to send it to others, you deserve to be sent back to Hell.

 

[Saul Goodman Fan]

The lolcows are coming from inside the farms.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know.....I memba him repeatedly chimping out at me for vague differences of opinion regarding various semi-obscure horror movies in a way that dinged my tism meter a couple times over the years but I did not think it was this bad

He Rizzed His Last Gyatt, May he Rest in Skibidi

Speaking of horror movies I should really finish my long abandoned watch through/review of the entire Zombi "franchise" in his memory given how fucking pissy he got about it

EDIT: Ok just saw the shit about the CP video. Rest in Skibidi withdrawn. Enjoy Infernal Prison Stalker

 

[DeadwastePrime]

0:10

 

[crazedaze]

My impression of every thread about a retarded, mentally ill kiwi killing himself

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Dude named himself after a shitty Italian Director

 

[Retink Retunk]

Will Cinema Snob release any future videos?

 

[Retarded Fat Autist]

bro sounds like a fucking loser

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

All I’m gonna say is this is what happens when your mom smokes crack while she’s pregnant. Or anything else that affects a baby.

 

[Meghan Sparkle the Second]

This site really is retarded fags laughing at other retarded fags