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[Lord Of Shit]

On the original subject, though: do a lot of young men go shirtless in public? It seems like it's occasional older gross dudes with leather skin mostly; young guys usually have a tank on.

Not in my experience.

I bike about three hours a day, and therefore see many others out for exercise on the paths, and I've seen perhaps fourteen guys shirtless over two years.

About ten were middle-aged, not-gross-but-don't-care.
Another two were gross, put-on-a-fucking-shirt-Jesus-Christ...
The last two were showing off, and I guess they'd earned it.

What next, will they hornypost about the desire to get pregnant, have kids, and drive them to soccer practice?

Yeah, but they'll be super-masc about it.

For example, while they will drink get day-drunk on box wine, they will drink it out of a Bud Light can.

 

[Law]

What next, will they hornypost about the desire to get pregnant, have kids, and drive them to soccer practice?

Yes.

And all of those things could happen, no doubt. But most sane people cut and run when the pooner in question demands being called a “boy” while getting her pussy eaten out.

I know some men are real scoundrels who will go after FTMs because they see them as an easy way to get laid. Those guys probably don't care, as long as they're getting in "his" front-hole, or boygina or theythemussy or whatever they're saying now.

 

[break these cuffs]

For example, while they will drink get day-drunk on box wine, they will drink it out of a Bud Light can.

Possibly the only good idea they've ever had.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Possibly the only good idea they've ever had.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jisu6l_Ta0w:10

I've never seen that before.

If it turns out that I got blind-drunk and submitted a script to that show, I really hope I got paid for it. Possibly in can-wine.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

@The Great Ducktator

I used to have a housemate who had this fat face and wore this expression. She was an obese, emotionally unhinged, spoilt brat.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

On the original subject, though: do a lot of young men go shirtless in public? It seems like it's occasional older gross dudes with leather skin mostly; young guys usually have a tank on.

I mean, not really. I've seen some young guys do it when they're exercising, doing a task that will make them sweat or tanning (mentioning bathing here is redundant). And even then it's mostly guys who are pretty well-built that do it (or older guys who DGAF).

 

[Stephanides]

@The Great Ducktator
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I used to have a housemate who had this fat face and wore this expression. She was an obese, emotionally unhinged, spoilt brat.

The eyebrows are definitely not curved and positioned upwards. Totally passable. Don't notice too much.

 

[Positron]

do a lot of young men go shirtless in public? I

Maybe if that man is one of the brothers of Jazz Jennings. Can't ever remember his name. Skater?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Maybe if that man is one of the brothers of Jazz Jennings. Can't ever remember his name. Skater?

"Slander", I think.

 

[Julie Newmar]

"Slander", I think.

Geez, guys, get it right.

It’s “Hey, Faggot!”

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Geez, guys, get it right.

It’s “Hey, Faggot!”

Sure, but you really need to use the full, correct form of address: "Hey, JewFag!"

 

[Pesadilla]

What next, will they hornypost about the desire to get pregnant, have kids, and drive them to soccer practice?

I can see you've never been to r/ftmspunished. Every second post is a "breed me, make me pregnant so i get reminded i'm just a girl" type of shit with photo of spread vulva and a face selfie on the second slide attached.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Geez, guys, get it right.

It’s “Hey, Faggot!”

He is a faggot but he's not gay. Some brilliant troll in the production team of the show kept trying to set him up on dates with hulking gay black troons and he always looked terrified and appalled, but had to bite his tongue and pretend they were true and honest women so as not to invalidate his eunuch brother and Munchie parents.

 

[Scream Tail]

Maybe this is another "imprinted on media" thing, but it sure seems like FtMs worry about going topless a lot more than the average man actually takes his shirt off

A large number of trannies of both sexes are weebs and basically every anime has an obligatory "beach episode". The girls are usually in skin tight one pieces or bikinis and the boys are usually shirtless and wear board shorts.

 

[The_Cowcel]

Really, these urges are so basic that they only confirm my theory that most pooners are utter virgins that never leave the basement. What next, will they hornypost about the desire to get pregnant, have kids, and drive them to soccer practice?

Where have you been this entire thread? There is a notable number of pooners who want to get pregnant, and I imagine most people's first exposure to a pooner was that one who was doing the rounds on TV 20 years back doing a pregnant "man" larp.

And all of those things could happen, no doubt. But most sane people cut and run when the pooner in question demands being called a “boy” while getting her pussy eaten out

Nah, I don't think most guys would be that bothered about the prospect of validating a woman's delusions in exchange for sex. Surgeries and effects of the hormones are the main reason nobody sane would go down on a pooner. If they just wanted to be delusional flatchested tomboys then they would have plenty of people looking to use them for sex but instead they transition to smelly gigaincels.

I know some men are real scoundrels who will go after FTMs because they see them as an easy way to get laid. Those guys probably don't care, as long as they're getting in "his" front-hole, or boygina or theythemussy or whatever they're saying now.

Fuckable pooners are few and far between, Testosterone ruins women fast so unless you're actually just such a degenerate you'll fuck anything(in which case why even chase pooners specifically?) you're better off looking for other damaged goods like "enbies", or genderfluid retards. A lot of the FtM "femboys" even start T despite it being counterproductive to their aesthetic goal.

A large number of trannies of both sexes are weebs and basically every anime has an obligatory "beach episode". The girls are usually in skin tight one pieces or bikinis and the boys are usually shirtless and wear board shorts.

I think you're just looking too much into it, pooners are obsessed with going topless for the same reason troons are obsessed with entering women's spaces. it's part of their fetish to go against societal norms and force bystanders to be unwilling participants.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

No picture of the rotting arm tube but she has posted her nasty clit, I really don’t want to have to see it again or I would post the pictures. Here’s the link. And this one. There’s a lot of photos she posted of it. I can’t stand to look through her account anymore though.

She's apparently an absolute unit of a woman – 210 pounds at 6ft (assuming she's telling the truth) per that link with all the gross clit pic, which I took the liberty of archiving. I'm chuckling imagining what sort of experience a person like this is going to have in Japan of all places.

...unless she's going to use her frankendong as an excuse to go in the men's side of an onsen?

Crosspost:
New Ellen Page interview dropped and it's peak poonerdom.

Publicar en el tema 'Elliot Page / Ellen Page'

12 de Jun, 2026

This was hard fam. Ellen was on Ilana Glazer's podcast (goldmine for libtard talking points btw) and it was real cringe to watch.
I lost it at 'animals are queer as fuck' when pushing her nature doc (Archive)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RJ8Rg8xHFz0It's 30 minutes of how women are better, alpha males are gay, and justifying troons being sluts because they're like chimps. Watch her facial/body expressions, this mark to 16:30 is exceptionally good. From 19:35 is peak her larping as gay man.

There's one point where she says 'something's not okay here' and reflexively puts her hand over her uterus...

• Toxic BRAAAAP Mask

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Interesting quote from the host: "It really does map out the aggressive patriarchy and homosexuality and that feels like such an illusion, the distancing of those things."

It's like the radfem equivalent of Maxim Gorky's "Destroy the homosexuals — fascism will disappear".

I'd say I pass pretty good in daily life, getting called 'young man' from old ladies and kids asking me if I'm a boy or a girl, it's just my gluteus maximus that is the problem.

"I pass so well that little kids can instinctively tell I'm actually a woman larping as a man!"

 

[Anasa Tristis]

do a lot of young men go shirtless in public?

Not so much anymore in modern Western culture outside of certain sports, pools and beaches AFAIK. There's not much call for it. Men and boys used to pull off their shirts for comfort and mobility while doing physical work. Or fighting or competing against each other. Neither of which are happening much in 2026 AD. Not compared to pre internet times, at any rate.

I bet there's more shirt-less-ness goin' on online than there is in real life these days, with pooner bare chested selfies being the highest number of that. Your average young man wouldn't remove his shirt (online or off) for others to see his torso unless he absolutely had to these days. (Looksmaxxers and gym rats being exceptions, of course.)

That first moment of going shirt-less is a big deal for pooners. It's a rite of passage that's frequently documented and shared. You've really arrrived to your manhood destination when you can do it wherever/whenever you want.

pooners are obsessed with going topless for the same reason troons are obsessed with entering women's spaces. it's part of their fetish to go against societal norms and force bystanders to be unwilling participants.

Yep. There's that too. Going topless is a many splendored thing for the pooner. It's also showing off and getting a reward for putting yourself through shooting yourself up with T and getting yer teets yeeted.

Going back a considerable amount of time to when nearly every young man was living and working their balls off on the family farm, I bet there was a lot more shirt removal (and indifferent social acceptance of it) than there is today.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Happy Father's Day to all the seahorse dads! New York Times, ever the bringer of truth and article of record that gets us to focus on what's really important, of course has a Father's Day opinion piece by a pooner. It's all just these shitty pooner cartoons. I signed up for a trial subscription just to bring this to you all because all of the archive stuff doesn't work on NYT.

To My Daughter, My Gender Was Never Complicated​

Text by Zach Ellams
Illustrations by Hannah Jacobs
Mr. Ellams is an editor and motion designer from London. Ms. Jacobs is an animation director and illustrator.

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Even her daughter calls out her pooner height


For reference, this is the pooner author

 

[Lord Of Shit]

unless she's going to use her frankendong as an excuse to go in the men's side of an onsen?

Those things are known to just come right off.

Imagine yourself relaxing in some beautiful onsen up in the mountains, cicadas singing, wind rustling the bamboo as you sip warm sake from a vessel of the local stoneware, when a pooner's necrotizing emotional-support donger goes a-floating by...

Why, I feel inspired to compose a senryuu:

お湯の国、
台無しにする、
壊疽の魔羅。

A land of hot springs,
Brought to useless ruin by,
A gangrenous dick.

illustrator

Whomever owns that hideous Corporate Memphis "art" style is owed some royalties for that hot mess.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

I signed up for a trial subscription just to bring this to you all because all of the archive stuff doesn't work on NYT.

I am not worthy!

I can't believe the pooner's hand-drawn art looks like that corporate art crap. Aren't pooners supposed to be all artsy?

Also, it's funny that pooner's daughter is named Elliot. Wouldn't that trigger Ms. Page, because she was really hoping that Elliot was a masculine name? Far more masculine than Ellen!