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[Jacques1194]

You can identify as a man all you want, because General Society dictates gender. But you can't change your race, even though that's also a social construct and determined by General Society.



Because the man dressing femininely is still a man. You're a woman trying to adhere to that General Society construct to be something you're not.

This reasoning I swear makes you want to smash your head against the wall. If a woman can still dress feminine and not transition but claims to identify as a man, what the fuck about her makes her a man? Why do other TIFs transition then if this woman claims being a man is just self identifying? If the entire argument is that "Everyone's gender expression is different for their identity" then how do TRAs expect people to tell if someone is lying, arguing in bad faith, or just some kid who is obviously going to grow out of it once they grow up? How do they expect people to pass laws based off of an abstract identity that's subjective to how the individual sees it?

 

[YouTube Autist]

it's a big fantasy of mine to have sons who climb into daddy's bed to drink milk from my tits and then wind up getting so hard that they have to start fucking me too

That's enough internet for me for today.

Sebastian Dean

What is she, the ambiguously gay kid from some British coming-of-age novel set in a boarding school?

 

[Law]

Speaking of regressive stereotypes, the workplace pooner was the only one who reacted with trepidation and whining to the premise of a workplace NERF fight. Men still like immature fun with harmless projectiles, right? Or is all joy just gone from the world?

 

[break these cuffs]

Speaking of regressive stereotypes, the workplace pooner was the only one who reacted with trepidation and whining to the premise of a workplace NERF fight. Men still like immature fun with harmless projectiles, right? Or is all joy just gone from the world?

My friends and I will semi-regularly steal our children's toys and shoot each other. Possibly more fun is shooting wives and girlfriends.

 

[whatchamacallit]

Speaking of regressive stereotypes, the workplace pooner was the only one who reacted with trepidation and whining to the premise of a workplace NERF fight. Men still like immature fun with harmless projectiles, right? Or is all joy just gone from the world?

Bitching about having an office NERF war is possibly the most foidal shit I've ever heard happen

 

[break these cuffs]

Speaking of regressive stereotypes, the workplace pooner was the only one who reacted with trepidation and whining to the premise of a workplace NERF fight. Men still like immature fun with harmless projectiles, right? Or is all joy just gone from the world?

Make her watch this hilarious music video if you want to make her quit and get PTSD:

 

[shatterspinel]

Bitching about having an office NERF war is possibly the most foidal shit I've ever heard happen

It’s a Karen thing, most any woman in a job where that’s on the cards would join in happily. That was what feminism was in the 90’s and while the girl power thing might have been overplayed, if NERF wasn’t for everyone, they wouldn’t sell nicely gendered pink and purple blasters

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Crosspost:
New Ellen Page interview dropped and it's peak poonerdom.

Publicar en el tema 'Elliot Page / Ellen Page'

12 de Jun, 2026

This was hard fam. Ellen was on Ilana Glazer's podcast (goldmine for libtard talking points btw) and it was real cringe to watch.
I lost it at 'animals are queer as fuck' when pushing her nature doc (Archive)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RJ8Rg8xHFz0It's 30 minutes of how women are better, alpha males are gay, and justifying troons being sluts because they're like chimps. Watch her facial/body expressions, this mark to 16:30 is exceptionally good. From 19:35 is peak her larping as gay man.

There's one point where she says 'something's not okay here' and reflexively puts her hand over her uterus...

• Toxic BRAAAAP Mask

Reacciones: x 7 x 19 x 7 x 2 x 1 x 2

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Crosspost:
New Ellen Page interview dropped and it's peak poonerdom.

Publicar en el tema 'Elliot Page / Ellen Page'

12 de Jun, 2026

This was hard fam. Ellen was on Ilana Glazer's podcast (goldmine for libtard talking points btw) and it was real cringe to watch.
I lost it at 'animals are queer as fuck' when pushing her nature doc (Archive)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RJ8Rg8xHFz0It's 30 minutes of how women are better, alpha males are gay, and justifying troons being sluts because they're like chimps. Watch her facial/body expressions, this mark to 16:30 is exceptionally good. From 19:35 is peak her larping as gay man.

There's one point where she says 'something's not okay here' and reflexively puts her hand over her uterus...

• Toxic BRAAAAP Mask

Reacciones: x 7 x 19 x 7 x 2 x 1 x 2

"Healthy masculinity could just mean having a really good cry".

I did expect pablum from two leftist women conversing on a podcast, but the sheer amount of mindless platitudes per minute was so high I feel like it has to be some kind of record.

 

[X del]

Well, that looks familiar.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I decided to check up on her since we last saw her in January, and it seems pornsickness has overtaken Bassy rapidly like some sort of necroticizing fap-scitis, as only 6 months later she now openly admits to having violent fantasies about sexually abusing coworkers who reject her and molesting male family members. Let's take a look!

The "identical twin" fantasies are hilarious as well as disturbing. Does she know identical twins are always the same sex, or does she think her twin would've pooned out as well? They don't always, Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother who isn't a troon.

"Healthy masculinity could just mean having a really good cry".

I did expect pablum from two leftist women conversing on a podcast, but the sheer amount of mindless platitudes per minute was so high I feel like it has to be some kind of record.

Either I'm too Scottish for this shit or this is just normal for the Hollywood upper classes and nobody else. Do men and women regularly have "a really good cry"? I can't remember the last time I cried, I've never seen my friends cry except at funerals and shit or when we were teenagers. Like, grow the fuck up and find shit to do other than getting emotional.

 

[Kent Allard]

The question that makes troons and poons fume and stop talking is “Can you describe what feeling like a man or feeling like a woman is without naming regressive and damaging gender stereotypes?”.
They can’t, ever.

You could also ask the same question of someone that’s transracial.
“The reason I feel I’m black is because I like rap music, love fried chicken and watermelon, and I don’t like police”

https://youtu.be/UT02yV_uhVA

The relevant part is at 1:05.

 

[Pedophobe]

This reasoning I swear makes you want to smash your head against the wall. If a woman can still dress feminine and not transition but claims to identify as a man, what the fuck about her makes her a man?

The same thing that makes her a man if she cuts her tits off, injects testosterone in her ass and grows a great big bushy neckbeard - nothing.

 

[Tablet County]

On the day I heard that my penis would be huge, I sobbed.

From the moment I understood the hugeness of my penis, it disgusted me.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Now this is just tragic.
Look at all these ruined lives

https://www.reddit.com/r/transmanlifehacks/s/bLXcVFAw5o

Related: study came out that 1 in 250 teenage girls in Oregon are taking T.

https://benryan.substack.com/p/over-1-in-250-natal-girls-were-taking

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Now this is just tragic.
Look at all these ruined lives

https://www.reddit.com/r/transmanlifehacks/s/bLXcVFAw5o

Related: study came out that 1 in 250 teenage girls in Oregon are taking T.

https://benryan.substack.com/p/over-1-in-250-natal-girls-were-taking

That’s a goldmine right there. I had to stop for this one

The cutting scars… The pepperoni nips… the fat roll under where her boobs should be… Just a mess!

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

I had to stop for this one

I go stopped for this one. Look at her in those oversized man boots and jeans, adorable!



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No it does not


Found a troll, lol


Shocking how many are "on T for 12 years, do I pass?" Honey, if you don't by then, you never will!

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I go stopped for this one. Look at her in those oversized man boots and jeans, adorable!

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Shocking how many are "on T for 12 years, do I pass?" Honey, if you don't by then, you never will!

Over-large jeans look stupid and slovenly on real men too. Stop that shit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Either I'm too Scottish for this shit or this is just normal for the Hollywood upper classes and nobody else. Do men and women regularly have "a really good cry"? I can't remember the last time I cried, I've never seen my friends cry except at funerals and shit or when we were teenagers. Like, grow the fuck up and find shit to do other than getting emotional.

I think one of the big problems with dealing with men’s mental health is that a lot of the people pushing for it, by which I mean the kinds of women who tend to get emotional, think the solution is for men to express themselves in a feminine way. There’s this assumption that secretly, men want to cry and hug and write pages-long essays on Reddit. And for a lot of men, that’s just not how it works.

Back on topic, it always makes me chuckle when a pooner says “Well actually it’s fine for men to express themselves [exactly like a histrionic woman]!”

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I think one of the big problems with dealing with men’s mental health is that a lot of the people pushing for it, by which I mean the kinds of women who tend to get emotional, think the solution is for men to express themselves in a feminine way. There’s this assumption that secretly, men want to cry and hug and write pages-long essays on Reddit. And for a lot of men, that’s just not how it works.

Back on topic, it always makes me chuckle when a pooner says “Well actually it’s fine for men to express themselves [exactly like a histrionic woman]!”

And even then, it's only the histrionic cluster B women (like pooners!) who do that. Normal women don't cry because they have to comfort their own crying children and set them a good example of stoicism, maturity and self-control, or they have to be taken seriously at work and calm down whoever they're working with. If you're dealing with an upset customer, crying doesn't fix the problem, you have to be extra calm and serious and get the job done to pacify them or not escalate it. Or if you're a medfag or carer you have to keep your patients calm. If women freaked out and cried in their everyday lives, they'd be rightly told to knock it off or leave their feelings at the door, or referred to mental health services.

The exception is upper class Hollyweird people, because their careers don't actually involve putting other people's feelings first. It's behaving like a child almost as a flex, it's showing "look, I can act like a toddler and everyone else has to coddle me, because I can afford it and can choose not to grow up". Same with munchies and "heroin chic" trends, it's upper class people bragging that they can afford to be fuckups rather than actually giving good advice to the proles. It just makes the rest of us look bad by furthering the stereotype that women are overemotional overgrown children and we have to be even tougher to counteract it.