The Official Tomb Raider Grieving Thread - Including the sad, pathetic 2010s trilogy.

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Do we really need a new reboot?

  • Yeah, I think it's about that time

  • No, the franchise is dead.

  • NO, A FOLLOWUP WHERE LARA PREACHES BOUT SLAY QUEEN DEFEATING EVIL ORANGE MAN

  • who cares, square enix killed another franchise

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So in addition to the unnecessary remake, they also announced a brand new entry in the series, Catalyst.
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The franchise is dead, Jim.
 
The Penultimate Warrior dijo:
Apparently what Lara will look like in the TR1 remake. An actual female jawline is a promising sign at least.

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Totally doesn't look like a stinky Indian.
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Looks just like og Lara.
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Neetness dijo:
She's always been tan bc she was originally going to be South American.
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This guy isn't racists and doesn't see skin color or something.
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She was never going to be Latin American. There were some very early concepts with her being called Lara Cruz, but she was never envisioned to be some kind of ethnic Brownoid. The only reason your empty mind is regurgitating this little factoid is that the nu-devs have been bringing this up over and over to justify White erasure in the case of Tomb Raider.
This is when she was called Lara Cruz.
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"The rules at the time were, if you’re going to make a game, make sure the main character is male and make sure he’s American; otherwise it won’t sell in America. Those were the rules coming down from the marketing men. So I thought, 'Ah, I know how to fix this. I’ll make the bad guys all American and the lead character female and as British as I can make her."

The whole story about her originally being envisioned as some Latin American is a lie.
That's similar to the lie about it being some programming accident that she had big tits and they thought it was funny and stuck with it. You can see in every early design that she was always planned with big breasts from the start. This comes from an interview and is obviously a joke answer to the loaded question "why she has unfeasibly large knockers."

"Slip of the mouse. I wanted to expand them fifty percent and then, whoops, one-hundred and fifty percent. Darn."
The nu-devs have been using this quote to claim she was never actually meant to have such big breasts. An obvious lie.
 
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To all faggot trannies, working in the (((videogame industry))). I took 10 minutes of my time to use the liquify tool and show you what Lara should ACTUALLY look like in your modern faggot game, enjoy
Poz vs What she would actually look like if our society wasn't run by JEWS
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Also look at the boob comparison: (trannification)
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The overton window has shifted and niggers need to wake the fuck up. I already see retards on twitter saying WE ARE SO LE BACK GUYS LARA IS BACK, open your fucking eyes and compare this to peak Lara 10 years ago, they are handing you infertile trannified monstrositites and you gobble it up as being "realistic"
 
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To think crystal dynamics ended up doing the worse of the two .
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I had to look up what this Catalyst thing is. That's literally supposed to be Legend Lara?
Yet another shitty version of Lara is one thing but actually defiling a good version of Lara now that's just criminal.
Also it's hard to believe Legend is almost 20 years old. I had a blast 100%ing these games back then. Before my 360 red ringed and all.
 
Lone MacReady II dijo:
The Underworld wetsuit was fookin bonkers.
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Seeing them try to earn nostalgia points by putting the new fridge Lara in an unflattering version of it is just hilarious. Also I don't think they'll ever surpass Underworld Lara, they got her physique just right. Although I suppose that goes without saying with the modern games industry, unless it's a Korean studio.
 
How is the 4-6 remaster collection? I remember the 1-3 collection had that gay disclaimer and a few re textures, but that's as bad as the censorship got and you can mod that shit out.
 
This Is Violence Now dijo:
Also look at the boob comparison: (trannification)
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The overton window has shifted and niggers need to wake the fuck up. I already see retards on twitter saying WE ARE SO LE BACK GUYS LARA IS BACK, open your fucking eyes and compare this to peak Lara 10 years ago, they are handing you infertile trannified monstrositites and you gobble it up as being "realistic"
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Worse are the "it's a step in the right direction" assholes. Bitch, they could literally just give us the classic character we want but choose not to. There's no need for baby steps here like society simply wouldn't accept a hot big-breasted action heroine or something.
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Chest strap means it's Survivor Lara, which is the only saving grace here. Classic Lara is dead but she'll live on in our memories.
 
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