The Official Tomb Raider Grieving Thread - Including the sad, pathetic 2010s trilogy.

[Lone MacReady II]

I noticed her boobs have also decreased in the new update. Fucking hell nu-CD

The wokies, the holes, the transvestites, and the fags all hate a well-endowed White women. Especially since Lara is fit and can lift her entire bodyweight.

 

[TVB]

The wokies, the holes, the transvestites, and the fags all hate a well-endowed White women. Especially since Lara is fit and can lift her entire bodyweight.
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The recession and Occupy Wall Street are still to blame for turning things more politically woke. But I'm pretty sure @This Is Hard To Do (Invisible Crane) will definitely love this type of slop shit

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Thank God I haven't updated my game and never will. Now I see why they made a physical copy so expensive.

The cutscenes are ass by the way. For some reason they're all stretched to fill the screen now and look like hot pixelated garbage, and I have yet to find a way to change them back to the square format they used to be in. Even for $30 this thing is starting to feel overpriced.

 

[TVB]

Thank God I haven't updated my game and never will. Now I see why they made a physical copy so expensive.

The cutscenes are ass by the way. For some reason they're all stretched to fill the screen now and look like hot pixelated garbage, and I have yet to find a way to change them back to the square format they used to be in. Even for $30 this thing is starting to feel overpriced.

It would've made more sense if it was in a dirt cheap price of $5 or $10, especially dumped in the Walmart bargain bin or in thrift stores

 

[Celebrate Nite]

https://archive.ph/oU2Ua

>In the recently released Patch 2, we made several texture and graphical updates to the HD version. As part of these updates, the posters in Sleeping With The Fishes (The Lost Artifact) were inadvertently removed in the HD version of the game.
Translation: "oopsie woopsie, we did a fucky-wucky, pwease don't be made at us frownie face!"

"inadvertantly"... more like "intentionally but we got caught and now people are mad at us"

 

[The Doom Slayer]

I'm shocked they're actually undoing it. These companies almost always either ignore censorship backlash or outright mock the people upset about it.

 

[MCRonald]

I noticed her boobs have also decreased in the new update. Fucking hell nu-CD

Could you provide proof?
I checked myself and they looked exactly the same from pictures I took when the game came out.
However I did notice some outfits did squish the boobs, but that is honestly just how tits work, tho I think the new leopard outfit goes a bit far.
But as for standard outfits from the original games, they all look fine.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

https://archive.ph/oU2Ua

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>In the recently released Patch 2, we made several texture and graphical updates to the HD version. As part of these updates, the posters in Sleeping With The Fishes (The Lost Artifact) were inadvertently removed in the HD version of the game.
Translation: "oopsie woopsie, we did a fucky-wucky, pwease don't be made at us frownie face!"

"inadvertantly"... more like "intentionally but we got caught and now people are mad at us"

OK, cool, still not buying it. The fact that they removed them in the first place showed us damn well where their loyalties lied. And who's to say they won't do it again?

 

[TVB]

Could you provide proof?
I checked myself and they looked exactly the same from pictures I took when the game came out.
However I did notice some outfits did squish the boobs, but that is honestly just how tits work, tho I think the new leopard outfit goes a bit far.
But as for standard outfits from the original games, they all look fine.

I'm probably thinking it differently, but in the new update, her boobs decreased size

I'm shocked they're actually undoing it. These companies almost always either ignore censorship backlash or outright mock the people upset about it.

Giant corpos have always been the most corrupt that they care way more about money, attention and influence and they do not give a shit about the audiences nor what made the original IPs worked in the first place. It's a classical tale of riches being the most corrupt

 

[The Tall Man]

Can someone tell me did the upgrade actually improve anything?

 

[TVB]

Can someone tell me did the upgrade actually improve anything?

No they didn't

 

[TVB]

https://kotaku.com/amazon-tomb-raider-tv-series-movie-phoebe-waller-bridge-1851477186

A Tomb Raider TV show/movie is apparently still a thing and has been confirmed by Amazon as a response to the success of their Fallout TV series

 

[Ifollowrivers]

 

[Lone MacReady II]

The recession and Occupy Wall Street are still to blame for turning things more politically woke. But I'm pretty sure @This Is Hard To Do (Invisible Crane) will definitely love this type of slop shit

Clown town started when they tried to tell us Bruce Jenner was a "lady".

https://kotaku.com/amazon-tomb-raider-tv-series-movie-phoebe-waller-bridge-1851477186

A Tomb Raider TV show/movie is apparently still a thing and has been confirmed by Amazon as a response to the success of their Fallout TV series
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k

Can't wait for Lara to not only be nigger'd by Baphomet Bezos' monopoly, but to be as "endowed" as a 12 year old boy. inb4 reality.

 

[Flexo]

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Is this an abridged gag or something?

 

[TVB]

Clown town started when they tried to tell us Bruce Jenner was a "lady".

2015 was the first year that we've truly entered clown world and has gotten worse since

Can't wait for Lara to not only be nigger'd by Baphomet Bezos' monopoly, but to be as "endowed" as a 12 year old boy. inb4 reality.

Sadly it's going to happen. They already have Phoebe Waller-Bridge and one of The Marvels writers to showrun and write it, respectively, and they're going to make it into a "shared universe." Hell, why not recast Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft while we're at it? Now do these people understand why the franchise died after 2009?

 

[jspit2.0]

I'm shocked they're actually undoing it. These companies almost always either ignore censorship backlash or outright mock the people upset about it.

They got caught and in current day, you have to walk a tight rope. No one wants to be Disney and get hammered too hard so they try to keep these people satisfied until it gets to bothersome then they step back.

I'm more offended not by the dishonesty, but by the laziness. Look, just say you wanted to make the tits smaller, but oops we'll put the jiggly back. The worst part is, it is actual erasure of femininity that these whiny feminist fags used to complain about. They want an approved body type like THEIRS.

 

[Cod of War]

Green Man Gaming has a sale going on and you can get some game for dirt cheap.







The Nu Tomb Raider games are up there to if you want them, not as cheap of course.

 

[TVB]

Green Man Gaming has a sale going on and you can get some game for dirt cheap.

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The Nu Tomb Raider games are up there to if you want them, not as cheap of course.

Honestly, I'd rather have the classic games dirt cheap than to give nu Raider shit any attention

 

[jspit2.0]

Honestly, I'd rather have the classic games dirt cheap than to give nu Raider shit any attention

Not Angel of Darkness. Fuck that game. It's a shitty game that's fucking broken.

Anyway, Tomb Raider, exhibit infinity why copyright is bullshit