🐱 The new Emojis are here!

 

[Kyria the Great]

Hell yeah, mate is delicious. I had an Argentine sysadmin who came back from vacation with a bag of the stuff and would drink it every morning.

Okay, maybe my brain isn't galaxy enough to think on Vice's level, but how the fuck are emojis going to shatter capitalism?

You are going to use it to mock Capitalist in texts that uses a phone and phone service used by Capitalist services, so totally logical!!!

 

[Cool kitties club]

VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

"Reducing women to sexual objects is objectification and wrong"
"Haha low iq men with small peepee so woke"

 

[Pargon]

Pleased to see the work of programmers and artists going toward expanding the ways people can be as digitally obnoxious as possible.

 

[frozenrunner]

"Reducing women to sexual objects is objectification and wrong"
"Haha low iq men with small peepee so woke"

Masculinity is toxic unless you don't have it, then you're a pussy.

 

[JosephTX]

By allah we shall now make the kuffar knell before us virtually as we spill their blood! TAKBIR

Race mixing is here.

Also fuck blomph.

 

[Weppers]

By allah we shall now make the kuffar knell before us virtually as we spill their blood! TAKBIR
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Race mixing is here.
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Also fuck blomph.
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We learned that most Evil people are only mildly annoyed by having to scroll past two pages of fag shit to get to the 4/5ths of the emoji keyboard they actually use, so we added five new pages of interracial shit!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Allow me some autism, but I think it's our duty to start "alt-righting" these. I hope I see a "the alt-right is weaponizing the menstruation emoji and that's bad" take around April. Don't let me down, Internet.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The same people who screech for new emojis are the same people who had tantrums about the Emoji Movie, calling it

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

But my phone doesn't even have regular thunkful yet.

 

[Uterus Burns]

VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

The phones that you use to send emojis come from capitalism

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

But my phone doesn't even have regular thunkful yet.

OK.... let's give these new emojis the white power treatment.

The blood drop obviously refers to pure aryan blood. One drop of impure blood is all it takes.
The fingers close together, notice how many fingers are being used? That's right, two. Just like the number of genders.
Person kneeling = Give me a blowjob(also I'm racist)

 

[moocow]

Race mixing is here.
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Well actually I think they missed one. I guess white couples don't hold hands anymore.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

Kids in the Hall already did it:

 

[not william stenchever]

VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

Remember when the 24 hour news cycle was considered too damned fast? We're on the mash F5 news cycle now.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"Reducing women to sexual objects is objectification and wrong"
"Haha low iq men with small peepee so woke"

insulting people for their appearance is wrong
LOL MEN R DUM AND HAVE TINY DIKZ LOL GOTHEEM... why am i so alone

we need a 4chan op to convert "tiny hand" into a "white supremacist symbol"

 

[not william stenchever]

"Lol we can get journalists to think one of these new emojis is being used as a white supremacist symbol." Is the immediate sentiment with a social media footprint so massive that journalists would have to be literally retarded to miss the context and jump on that grenade. I expect to not be disappointed

 

[shartshooter]

VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

A devastating new weapon for sassy single moms! Checkmate capitalism!

 

[Xenomorph]

Sorry but Trash Dove is all you need.

 

[JosephTX]

Allow me some autism, but I think it's our duty to start "alt-righting" these. I hope I see a "the alt-right is weaponizing the menstruation emoji and that's bad" take around April. Don't let me down, Internet.

It's easy, the menstruation emoji is a drop of blood, just invoke the one-drop rule of pure aryan blood.

 

[Coolio55]

To be fair, I do appreciate the addition of tons of emojis that I can use to call people disabled. Ty Unicode.
Also the yawning face, waffle, garlic, onion, juice box, axe, yoyo and ice cube are pretty cool.