🐱 The new Emojis are here!

 

[Remove Goat]

230 new emojis and only like 15 of them will see any use.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Thank fuck we have the power to differentiate between "person, woman and man"

 

[MasterDisaster]

Is there one for shitting into ones own mouth?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Now what could this possibly mean?

 

[Chester Rigby]

OMG! Argentina and Uruguay managed to get the "mate" (reads ma-te) emoji!

It's kind of a big deal down there:
https://emojipedia.org/mate-drink/

 

[CatParty]

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white supremacist dogwhistle obviously

 

[Dr. Tran]

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With luck /pol/ can turn that into the next racist hand sign. Maybe it'd code to kill chinks cause of their small eyes?

Edit: ninja'd by a few seconds lmao

 

[Positron]

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Null's size.

 

[Not an_ime g_irl]

But why, what's the point of so many emojis?
Are we supposed to communicate in hieroglyphs or some shit?

 

[Chester Rigby]

With luck /pol/ can turn that into the next racist hand sign. Maybe it'd code to kill chinks cause of their small eyes?

Edit: ninja'd by a few seconds lmao

Don't give any ideas to those angry kids, please...

 

[DuckSucker]

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Fuck thats exactly what I thought? Is there a specific dick size emoji? Ar at least one insinuating making fun of it? Emojis are getting out of hand, man.

 

[It's HK-47]

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VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

But why, what's the point of so many emojis?
Are we supposed to communicate in hieroglyphs or some shit?

I don't know. Emojis should express the things we can't express through text, like mood and tone. Emojis representing nouns and tangible, describable things just don't make sense to me.

 

[Coccxys]

Great more punctuation options for annoying normie bitches selling their latest pyramid scheme MLM oils.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

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[RG 448]

Damnit, you got my hopes up for a movie sequel.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

Y’know, I think it’s really referring to the magnitude of the average VICE writer’s IQ.

 

[frozenrunner]

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[Antique Rice]

OMG! Argentina and Uruguay managed to get the "mate" (reads ma-te) emoji!

It's kind of a big deal down there:
https://emojipedia.org/mate-drink/

Hell yeah, mate is delicious. I had an Argentine sysadmin who came back from vacation with a bag of the stuff and would drink it every morning.

VICE already has you covered, don't you worry.

Okay, maybe my brain isn't galaxy enough to think on Vice's level, but how the fuck are emojis going to shatter capitalism?