🗑️ Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[UCantCCPMe]

It's like the cast of Goodfellas, except Jimmy, Tommy and Henry are going to war against Skynet.

 

[plgfarts]

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Hogbeast and the Fedfags.

Does this mean that the Corn Harvest™ is forecasted to be more bountiful than previously imagined?

 

[rando0675309]

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Banned from D.C.

 

[tijuana gay hookers]

They really took to the heart Richard Spencer's words that in white ethnostate there would be no freedom of speech.

I have more respect for Ethan Ralph than Richard Spencer just because Ralph isn't a fed posting lib takes on twitter.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What torture will we be subjected to once we're taken as prisoners and hauled off to Guntanamo Bay?

First they'll take away our tendies.

 

[thismanlies]

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Korn.

 

[AnOminous]

If lolcows were capable of "uprising" they'd have uprised out of their chairs already, instead of where they are, on their knees, sucking my dick.

 

[mindlessobserver]

In a soviet Richmond, Cows milk YOU!

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Who fears to speak of post-Easter week?
That week of promised harms
When the boys of the mobile screen went out to fight the forces of the Farms.

Lolcows Rise Up 2022

 

[get_ur_gamon]

The only way a Lolcow can rise up is by quietly getting their life together and therefore denying us the lulz we so desperately crave. Chimping out louder doesn't sound like a great idea to stop people making fun of you.

I'll let you guess what Dumb, Dumb and Dumber will pick.

But holy shit I want to see Ralph on a Louis Theroux documentary. Maybe Baked can join him and sing another gay little song for the camera.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

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The Poo Sniffer

 

[Meat Target]

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FFF

Faggot, Fat, Felon

 

[High Tea]

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The Informants or Cocaine Gang Gang

 

[Tackleberry]

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The Kook, the Fat, and the Ugly

 

[General Tug Boat]

Will the real lolcow please stand up?

 

[MeltyTW]

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Lolcow Uprising.mp4

The humble ranchers trembled at the mass of quivering titty flesh hanging over them in their new world of darkness, a sunless world of milk and gunted grease.

"YEW FAYGGETS WAN SUM MYLK YEW FIMMA TAYKE YT AHLL", silent horror as what appears to be a pig hoof pushes the uneager face closer and closer to a putrid pulsating double udder, an unsightly ghastly distended mantit

 

[Blasphemian]

I am honestly very excited for this event. It's not a matter of whether or not Jim could press Fuentes but if Fuentes has all of his sycophants jump on and attempt to drown out Jim. This feels like here's a high likelihood it would and if does happen I only hope it lasts for a little bit. I could just picture a bunch of retards yelling at Jim while Jim has to wait until their blood pressure drops to get a word in.

Also glad I never bought in to Nick Fuentes. He went down the same road most "free speech activists" went. Dude has no morals, no convictions, and pretty soon no audience. S

 

[Chris Mclean]

The difficulty in understanding the America firster is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not of sound mind, but a Gunguard, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Guntguard than a furry, weeb or a tranny, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much of spanking i can give or what it takes for them to sperg out. In addition to his other milky characteristics, the AF:er has no regard for whites and is an all-out son of bitch, bottom and chronic dopamine addicts. - General, "Daddy" Jim augustine

 

[Haint]

Tards will tard.
The cows always moo they are right.

 

[Kup]

Tards will tard.
The cows always moo they are right.

And we always win.