🗑️ Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Joe Swanson]

>We are done being milked for content
>Proceed to make more content

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Please tell me that I didn’t just hear one of these absolute retards say that we weren’t going to be laughing at him anymore because his “udders are chapped.”

Fuentes and Ethan Ralph have chapped udders.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

LOLCOWS!
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?

"DUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

 

[Alkro]

Name my band guys

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I didn't think it was possible to feel second hand embarrassment from AF anymore, but I was wrong.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Actual Footage of the first battle of the uprising.

Has anyone doxxed Fuentes' Grindr account yet?

 

[Easterling]

Name my band guys

Iron Maidenless

 

[Table Country]

Iron Maidenless

Feat. The Loathesome Gunt-Haver

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING LOLCOW UPRISING

Lolcow Uprising.mp4

MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Severian]

Josh, you really have to put "KILL ALL FARMERS" on a shirt or patch I'm begging you

 

[Smarty Pants]

This is incredible. I would like to thank all the pagan gods Josh worships that brought upon us this bountiful harvest. I can't believe the amount of content coming out every single day.

 

[Easterling]

I hope they all make a gay rap video like riley and digitroon did.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

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What seething passive agressive homo haha

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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"I See D.C."

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Now that Chris has lost his crown as King Lolcow, I hereby bequeath it unto the Gunt.
Long live the King.

 

[Fools Idol]

What the fuck am I supposed to do with all this corn?

 

[Lame Entropy]

Today, April 20, 2022—a date which will live in infamy—the Kiwi Farms was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Gunt and Baked forces of the Catboi Legion.
The Kiwi Farms was at peace with that Legion and, at the solicitation of AF, was still in conversation with its jannies and its catboi führer looking toward the maintenance of peace in the gay internet drama sector.

 

[Hornyjail1969]

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Kool & the feds.

 

[felted]

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The Informants.

 

[Product Placement]

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