The Julays 2025 Pre-Show Discussion - Because I'm so over recency bias messing with who gets nominated

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Why is Anisa by herself for LOTY. We need icucckz up there with her. The Jomhicans are a team
Anisa's storied pre-idubbbz reputation aside for a moment, The joke has always been that Ian is such a whipped cuck that he has to share a thread with his wife. Anisa holds all the cards and puppeteers all the milk. It's Anisa's world, Ian is just living in it.
 
Pirate software I believe was fresh meat this year and should be added to it.
While he has been funny he hasn't done enough to learn lolcow of the year outside of proving like at least a million+ people in europe hate his fucking guts.

Really have to say I think Jomha's husband may earn it simply from a lack of other retards doing things.

As far as Vtuber lolcows go. I'd say the Nazi guy.
The rest outside that templar guy who is new, are more horror than laughs.

Cobes gets put to pasture, most tragic death for sure.

Crackets is starting to get active but he'd have to do a hail mary at this point.
 
While he has been funny he hasn't done enough to learn lolcow of the year outside of proving like at least a million+ people in europe hate his fucking guts.
I disagree on account of, I think people were desensitized by him being an absolute FUCKING CLOWN for half the damn year, and then doing....almost nothing in the past several months. So they kinda forget how stupid it was. I admit I thought this too, but keep in mind its based on the WHOLE year. hes basically the OPPOSITE of a dark horse entry, but just as potent.

to recap
-wow drama where he completely exposed himself as being shitty wow player, getting his whole crew killed in perma death
-refused to ever admit fault during this and after, to the point the guild kicked him
-following huge downturn in followers
-interviewed by that psychologist guy who gently tried to tell him he was a prick
-refused to admit he had literally any faults
-TRIPLED down on skg, fueled SKG entirely based on hate for him
-exposed as using engineered donations to artificially push hype trains
-his coworked joined the farms to verify that he was a complete useless nepo on the job, wrecked his apartment, came on walls
-accusations of dry humping someone til cumming on them without consent and then asking for a ride home
-falsely DMCA'd an indie dev
-lyric had his own abuse allegations and a whole site dedicated to hating him
-kicked out of the company he worked on the side for
-game was called officially abandonware on steam
-had TONS of memes, music, videos, and other shit made about him, including a meat canyon video
-exposure cheating in several games
-had an official "fuck pirate software, sign SKG" thing on front page of KF.
-has not had a single day of twitch follower growth since the SKG showdown

Before you write him off, maybe go to page 400-700 of his thread and just speedrun the highlights, and keep in mind he was in the top 10 fastest threads EVER to reach 1k. Thats something special for sure.

also TECHNICALLY his thread was made last year, it was just stagnant til this year for the most part
 
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@Hamplanet Fitness in honor of @Gflashex and the fact that he seems to consistently show up to stalk/defend pretty much all the main Vtuber lolcow nominees or has some assocation with them (Gordo's Law), can we call the Vtuber Lolcow award the Gordo Award or name it after God Emperor Gordo?
Add in “OH NOOOOOOO!!!!! MY OSHIIIIII!!!!!” to make it spicy.
 
Well, I'm honored that the TNOmod thread got nominated, considering most of the content there is us discussing history autism, briefly commenting on endless TNO reworks, and working on TNO: Rises Again.
 
An award for anti-cows, comprising internet famous people who despite being involved in drama haven’t succumbed to cowdom, or who have wisely avoided cowdom or even become a protagonist. (Think Billy Mitchell, Nostalgia Critic, PewDiePie, Jontron, etc )
I second this notion, or an award for somebody who scored the greatest victory over a cow or came out of a situation with a cow looking the best. You could call it something like cowboy or butcher of the year (in which case, Billy should win).
 
I second this notion, or an award for somebody who scored the greatest victory over a cow or came out of a situation with a cow looking the best. You could call it something like cowboy or butcher of the year (in which case, Billy should win).
The only other nominees (besides The Video Game Player of the Century) I can think of are Ross Scott with SKG and Cazz with FallenChungus, it'd be a fun head-to-head but I don't think there's enough candidates for it to be a full-on category.
Also if Best Not-Cow becomes a category I nominate Ross Scott
 
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I nominate the Sharty hack of 4chan and the /qa/ board at that time for best Lolcow media.
sharty wins.webp
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This gem was praised by Null for the old-school nature of the hack/raid, and has dramatically shaped imageboard culture unlike anything that has come before.
 
For lolcow media, any chance we could do that india shit festival footage???
I realize india isn't an INDIVIDUAL lolcow persay, but kiwi farms definitely has its consensus on indians, and this was definitely very noteworthy on the farms.

and honestly considering concord was a put out to pasture nomination last year, I feel that said its at least acceptable, precedent wise.

I nominate the Sharty hack of 4chan and the /qa/ board at that time for best Lolcow media.
I don't DISAGREE with this nomination, but its hard to call this media as much as....an event? maybe we should optionally have an award for specific events as needed in the future, lolcow stampede or something.
 
I don't DISAGREE with this nomination, but its hard to call this media as much as....an event? maybe we should optionally have an award for specific events as needed in the future, lolcow stampede or something.
After re-reading the thread I second the prior nomination if the Homepage with 2hu, dancing Mikus and Skylake, and janny doxes scrolling past put forth in May by @Rudolf's Friend. This is a specific piece of media, so there shouldn't be an issue.

 

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I feel like Elon Musk's breakup with Trump and subsequent Xitter crashout has to be nominated for something. Tesla lost $150 BILLION that day. It's not every day that cow antics make a dent that big in the global economy. If he hasn't already been nominated for Gen X cow, he has my vote on that alone.
 
I feel like Elon Musk's breakup with Trump and subsequent Xitter crashout has to be nominated for something. Tesla lost $150 BILLION that day. It's not every day that cow antics make a dent that big in the global economy. If he hasn't already been nominated for Gen X cow, he has my vote on that alone.
That meme someone made using Mike's last little monologue in breaking bad but having it come from trump was kino, "You just had to be the man, you with your pride and your ego". Never been able to find it since though.
 
Anisa's storied pre-idubbbz reputation aside for a moment, The joke has always been that Ian is such a whipped cuck that he has to share a thread with his wife. Anisa holds all the cards and puppeteers all the milk. It's Anisa's world, Ian is just living in it.
It’s Anisa’s world and Ian gets to see it all from the cuck chair.
 
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