The Julays 2025 Pre-Show Discussion - Because I'm so over recency bias messing with who gets nominated

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Jaebae's arrest footage for best lolcow media, please:
Clotso Coof dijo:
Can someone archive this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f_2KsgLIMH8
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Squid Bitch dijo:
Archive:
Bodycam 550 lb. Influencer & Fat Activist - Jae Bae.mp4
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irishlass dijo:
Jae Bae arrest vid is on the YT channel Arrest Cam.
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Can someone archive this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f_2KsgLIMH8
Reacciones:Triste x 36 Me gusta x 24 Semper Fidelis x 9 Enojado x 2 Feels x 2 DRINK! x 1 Me encanta x 1


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A few more nomination ideas:
  • Tess Holiday - Breaker of Scales (announced her OnlyFans, slapped her name on a retarded book called Take Up Space Y’all, railing against haters)
  • Fishtank.live for Best Lolcow Herd
  • James Lindsay for Fresh Meat
  • Vinluv Handesbukia for Opsec Fail
  • Anisa and I’s Max Damage Discord for Best Lolcow Herd
  • Alyssa Mercante for Best Female Lolcow (a personal fav of mine, but mostly just a good choice to flesh out the category)
  • Eugenia Cooney for either Best Female Lolcow or Breaker of Scales (another personal fav but mostly to fill up a spot in those categories, and she has been mysterious this year and is fielding a lawsuit)

As long as I’m here, a few category ideas of varying quality:
  • Some kind of category that unifies Careercows & Celebcows to find the best “mainstream” cow of the year or the one that affected mainstream culture the most. Breakout Lolcow of the Year or something.
  • Something about the Spergatory. Best Spergatory Thread, Best Happening, Best News Item, or even best Spergatory Poster (think USPG2, Karmelo Anthony/Austin Butler stabbing thread, Charlie Kirk asassination and gravedancing thread, EBT Crashout thread, etc. and their regulars)
  • Some kind of Sektur-specific category to scratch that itch and give them their due. Best Sektur Stream or some kind of cleverly-named Sektur Veteran Award or something.
  • A category for LOLsuits and legal battles, whether against the farms or among cows. LOLsuit of the year or whatever.
  • Best MATI Episode/Segment to show love to Jewsh for his efforts and recognize the cows that are relevant enough to drive MATI content,
  • An award for cows that have “successfully” crossed over from OT or Multimedia threads to proper Lolcow threads (This year that would be the likes of James Lindsay and Sam Hyde, but the best past example of this is Rekieta)
  • An award for anti-cows, comprising internet famous people who despite being involved in drama haven’t succumbed to cowdom, or who have wisely avoided cowdom or even become a protagonist. (Think Billy Mitchell, Nostalgia Critic, PewDiePie, Jontron, etc )
 
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For Best Lolcow Media award I nominate a part of one of Ethan Ralphs pill streams where he gets into a argument with a prerecorded lecture thinking it's Jared Taylor. During the "argument" he instantly begins repeatedly screaming "how many white children do you [Jared Taylor] have”.

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I put the Kino Casino reaction when I ment to put the uncut version. Should be fixed.
 
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Not sure if it would qualify for it, but user -jack- deserves (IMO) a nomination under Alan white. Giant British faggot who got phonebooked for being an insufferable homo, had a huge thread made on them made with several merges of them being a spastic faggot (including massive derailment of the pride month thread) has an impressive collection of gay ass quotes. This all eventually lead to them getting a pink triangle and later being banned.


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They kinda didn't get too much attention at the time as more interesting shit was going on, but they were an absolute sperg who could of avoided it all
 
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Charnel Ground dijo:
Some kind of category that unifies Careercows & Celebcows to find the best “mainstream” cow of the year or the one that affected mainstream culture the most. Breakout Lolcow of the Year or something.
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I really like this idea, the amount of people who've come here just to say "Anisa & I are lolcow of the year!!!" is kinda sad. loty should be for the funniest cow, not the most popular one, but I guess there's 0 way to actually categorize "funniest". Oh well.
 
Spectate dijo:
I really like this idea, the amount of people who've come here just to say "Anisa & I are lolcow of the year!!!" is kinda sad. loty should be for the funniest cow, not the most popular one, but I guess there's 0 way to actually categorize "funniest". Oh well.
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I am a staunch Anisasister but I agree, nobody needs to be reminded of Anisa and I’s primacy. ITT we should be focusing on fleshing out the categories and nominees.
 
Drama Trauma dijo:
his pretty weak performance against Ethan at their debate and probably many more:
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He had a few major breakdowns (what the youth would call crashouts) to his long time viewers, said he hated leftists and the ideology, and was also disavowed by Mamdani during a debate and JD Vance joked about him in a interview.

Between him and Jason Hall, regardless of who wins, this was the year of the roach!
 
The Mass Shooter Ron Soye dijo:
Lolcow Media for Emily Youcis, definitely: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-will-stancil-show.231617/

As for Mr. Stancil, he's too young for Gen X, and his thread is too old for 2025 Fresh Meat. So unless a new category is revealed, he will have to be tossed into the Lolcow of the Year loser pile.
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Will Stancil would be great for my aforementioned idea of Breakout Lolcow, per his Grok woes and the interview in the mainstream media.

Soggy paper straw dijo:
He had a few major breakdowns (what the youth would call crashouts) to his long time viewers, said he hated leftists and the ideology, and was also disavowed by Mamdani during a debate and JD Vance joked about him in a interview.

Between him and Jason Hall, regardless of who wins, this was the year of the roach!
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TBH, Hasan would also be a great Breakout Lolcow candidate
 
I think this year Taylor Lorenz got a lot more attention

And she gave us amazing reporting like police violence... in roblox

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As promised, a chart of the current Alan Michael White OPsec Fail award nominees:

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Past Alan Michael White OPsec Fail Award Winners:
2023: Nikolas Marshall Talbott / ItsNatsuTalbott
2024: Ian Alberto Valdez-Beltran / AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed


Let me know what you think, this is a pretty solid line up for the OPsec fail award this year, although I think Donal is a good fit for the VTuber award.
 
Bossmanjack deserves LOTY and really should have won it the last two. The death of Cobra has really brought to light how few genuine lolcows are left. Most of the “lolcows” nowadays are washed up ecelebs or sektur people. It seems like most of the people on this site are more interested in discussing drama than actual lolcows.
 
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