The Julays 2025 Pre-Show Discussion - Because I'm so over recency bias messing with who gets nominated

[Rudolf's Friend]

And there goes my chances of Hax winning Put to Pasture, holy shit

I was hoping Hax would win also but yeah there's no beating Cobes at this point unless some other long-term lolcow died. Maybe give him his own specialty category

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Put to Pasture will be reformatted this year into an In memoriam section. The award will go to Cobes, barring another equally major lolcow death.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Autumn/Puppychan started her public diaper shitter porn phase so I nominate her for sexually deviant lolcow

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Autumn/Puppychan started her public diaper shitter porn phase so I nominate her for sexually deviant lolcow

The what phase? How in the Faustian fuck did her behavior get worse?

 

[Crispy Pancake]

The what phase? How in the Faustian fuck did her behavior get worse?

It just keeps getting worse

 

[Next Task]

I hope some of the long-term cows aren't overlooked. Dave Muscato finally getting brought to trial and losing after stalking and harassing his own parents has been a steady stream, including some boots on the ground reporting.

Meanwhile, Becky Gerber's full BPD meltdown as one of her cucks, the biological father of her neglected daughter, finally left, has been a great show. A personal highlight is how she's been claiming that, after clamouring for a kid for years and getting IVF to finally have one, it was her ex-'husband' who babytrapped  her.

Meanwhile someone like Jake Alley would be a Breaker of Scales with his long-suspected diabetes becoming an issue and his extensive transformation ERPs exposed. Or even the entirety of Britain being lolcow of the year for, well, everything.

Don't count out the old guard. A lot of them are still putting in the work, they just don't have the publicity.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Brian has nominated himself for Lolcow of the Year.


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So Brian Martin nominated himself for LOTY, but since he's done pretty much nothing but return he's not going to get it.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

How does Anisa and her integrated growth not win it? She's trying so hard making her unattached tumor make a video about his trolls. Destroying millions of dollars, and doing the most lolcow action of all becoming Canadian. If anyone else wins it's rigged unless Shantal explodes

 

[ASeabear8952]

Ang Vondra needs to be nominated for either Fresh Meat or Best Female Lolcow. Found her through MATI and she’s more than deserving.

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[Drama Trauma]

For Lolcow Media DarkViperAU's recent crashouts:

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Credit to @John Rucker

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Credit to: @Akran

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Best Lolcow Media: Will Stancil appearing on local news to explain how Grok threatened to break into his house and rape him. Every time I remember this saga I start cackling. Video here:

He's seething on the local news
stancil.mp4

 

[ASeabear8952]

Ladies and gentlemen, Best Lolcow Media.

 

[penava]

I thought Maldavius Fagtree was going to take LOTY by uniting the entire Internet to BTFO him but the milk has really dried up on that front. Meanwhile Anisa's husband's spiraling has continued to provide quality entertainment. If poo pants swastika boy opens up an OF this year, that wins for sure.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Don't see him on the first page, so nominating Kenneth Christian Paul Schulz / Nachisu Miku for Fresh Meat.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I think there should be a category called "Best Lolcow Community" and that the Super Smash Bros community should be nominated for said award.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ladies and gentlemen, Best Lolcow Media.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pXrGyEpI9Ug

This will have my vote unless something unfathomably bizarre comes out in the next couple of months, but The Dented Zone deserves a nomination.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I think there should be a category called "Best Lolcow Community" and that the Super Smash Bros community should be nominated for said award.

We had that category last year as Best Lolcow Herd.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

For the opsec fail award, I’d like to nominate Raymond Quiles, aka @the anonymous Hatchet. The TL;DR of it is this retard made a personal army request, and within 5 hours, had everyone who looked at the thread he created against him. Within 1 day, he got his very own thread, phonebooking and all. I highly recommend to give his thread a readthrough. He also has a chance at Fresh Meat, but his phonebooking was so quick and fast that I think it’s more worthy of the opsec fail award.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Board updated!

Two new awards added, nominees needed:

Best Lolcow Herd
Best Side Character

Some nominee squares were filled in for Breaker of Scales. More nominees will be added weekly until December 31, when the Julays will go live.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Joe Winko & Cobes for Put To Pasture.