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The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things
Saaar Pooperpower 2020 timmycels cant stop us! Who cares if our IQ is 76, were the worst at software development (loyalka report), 95% of our engineers cant code, we lead the world in child marriages and we have 71x the number of counsangeous marriage (that means cousin fucking), were still number 1 timmy.
Ps - I can provide sources to any of these claims.
Hey, I'm open for rebuttals. If Europe didn't rape, steal, pillage and rob half of the planet one would at least dream to think the situation wouldn't be this dire. Am I wrong?
There's been a recent influx of Indian accounts being made on Kiwi Farms. This is completely retarded because shilling for India isn't going to work. Indians shill on websites because they think it will win them "CEO of Diversity" jobs - they think Kiwi Farms is like reddit or it's like some corporation. This wastes everyone's time so I'm making this list on how to spot pajeet accounts.
Pajeets are a retarded combination of being low IQ and also they are used to not having consequences for their actions (because they know how cheap and worthless they are), once they start posting on KiwiFarms, they enter in a retarded state where they think that by jeetposting, they think they are winning Izzat (honor points for their shitty race). When in fact, literally nobody cares and nothing is happening. Jeets are retards though and keep posting because they think they are brown-hacking the site. So it's important on how to identify jeets.
The more things someone does in this list, the more likely THEY ARE A SMELLY PAJEET TRYING TO UNPAID SHILL FOR INDIA:
1. Time Zone
Indians are literally on the other side of the world and 5 PM for them is 5 AM to 7 AM to you if you are in the USA. Jeets tend to post mostly during those times. If you only see someone posting early in the morning, it is most likely a jeet.
Jeets are most angry right after their 8 hour shift of doing some shitty shit-ditch-digging job for 20 cents an hour. When they come back home that is when they are most butthurt and trying to shill for India. If someone across the world is making $7.25 to dig the same ditch... they want in. And now because of the internet, jeets know about it.
2. Obsession with Whiteness / DNA / White profile pic (sometimes anime/weeb bullshit)
The meme about "we are aryans saar" is true and it leaks out into their profile pics. Indians almost always pick a picture of some white person as their avatar. In India, the more white your skin is, the more seriously you get taken. They worship whiteness. They spend billions a year on skin whitening cream. So when it comes time to have to pick a profile pic, it's always of a white person. A real white person knows they are white and never thinks at all about having a white profile pic because they already are and there's nothing to prove. There's also a retarded brand of Indian that will admit to being brown but never shuts the fuck up about having "white DNA". They always try to say they are from a scandinavian or nordic country. This is more rare, but Indians are also known to be weebs and pick a weeb profile pic but only because everyone in anime is white. Same concept applies.
3. Gimmickposting / Triple agent
Jeets try to appear as a white person who is also pretending ironically that they are a jeet. This is called gimmickposting and you could also call it being a triple agent. What this means is they pretend to be a white person that is "giving in" to Indian enshittification. We've seen this a million times on this site and it's a common and easy way to spot jeets.
What gimmickposting fundamentally is, at the heart of is it is jeets trying to clout-mine. They keep coming back and poking at something until they get a reaction, then they say their brown bullshit, then immediately pretend to retract it and play it off as they are just pretending to be a jeet. They actually ARE a jeet, and this is so they can appear to be a white person and make it "seem", "like a white person suggested it to you", so you take it more seriously.
4. Short posting.
Indians know that they can't speak english properly so they always make really short posts that are just one or two lines. Or even just a few words that are really edgy. This is especially true if they are gimmick posting. Basically, if all of their posts are really short and wannabe-spicy-edgy, it's probably an Indian. They are trying to get quick likes so they can bump up their rating from Negative to Positive.
5. They post a lot in common lolcow threads to try to fit in
Jeets know the way all major websites work is that you get taken less seriously if you have a negative rating. Kiwi Farms has this too - so what jeets do is they go to major lolcow threads on the first page and beat a dead horse for upboats. If you see someone talking like they just discovered the site yesterday, they always tend to say Groyper or they talk about Nick Fuentes, this is because they are trying to appear like an oldfag without doing any work. Same with trannies. While trannies are faggots and all of these lolcows are faggots, you have to understand that what jeets are doing here is just quickly looking up shit to get taken seriously. A jeet pretending to be an oldfag will never bring up actual ancient defunct lolcows like... well, a certain deviantart artist who represented himself with a blue bear, or a certain programmer of a gay SNES emulator. (I purposefully am not naming them so jeets don't use this guide as a way to get around it.) Jeets will always exclusively talk about shit that's still on the front page right now at this current moment in time, is the point here. If someone's knowledge of lolcows is exclusively what is on the front page right now... they are probably Indian.
6. Indian Phonetics, especially in their account name
Indians have trouble with pretty much all the letters at the end of the alphabet - V, W, X, Z. They tend to not have account names with these letters in them, and they tend to avoid words with those letters in their posts. There's other combinations of letters that Indians just can't say. Try to imagine an Indian saying the account name to test it.
7. Meme name
There's a particular brand of Indian that knows their english speaking skills are so bad, what they do is pick a meme name that is just a bunch of random characters, the name of a (white) celebrity, etc something like that. This is something we've seen a million times - it's so they can appear to be a rando and fit in the crowd so they can infiltrate.
8. Obsession with shitty, 1,500 year old+ history
Indians are butthurt about shitty wars they lost 1,500 years ago etc. Nobody in a white country ever wakes up and gets angry about remembering some battle or war they lost. Randomly bringing up shit that happened two millennia ago means a poster is probably Indian. The best example of this is how Indians claim that the British colonizing them was bad and how Britain owes them money because of this, except British Rule of India was the only time everything was working right in India.
9. Obsession with immigration, work visa, H1B, etc. Lack of aspirations
Indians are obsessed with escaping India because of how shitty it is, there are entire reddit boards just of Indians trading tips on how to bypass laws or the right stupid shit to say to get a work visa, with the full intention to never come back once the visa is over. This bleeds out into their posts even when they are trying to remain hidden - Indians don't fantasize about getting rich, they fantasize about making it to a white country so they can work for minimum wage and/or go on welfare. Basically, if someone doesn't have aspirations and posts like this, they are probably Indian. If you're Indian and making 20 cents an hour digging ditches, you lust after a minimum wage fast food job where you make $7.25 an hour.
10. Use of AI, trying to sound smart about religion and politics, cuntpasting from wikipedia
Indians know they can't speak english properly and they don't have arguments, so they are known to use AI because it makes them sound white. Most public AIs generate text like it is a book report. If someone is posting edgy spicy one liners all the time then you call them out on something, and they reply with a wall of AI looking text, they are probably Indian.
Twitter recently had a 2 year long shitshow back and forth about banning "people from outside America, purposefully posting bait on Twitter, to engagement farm". When they say this they mean Indians. So even huge companies are aware of how obsessed Indians are with American politics - Indians are obsessed about it even more than Americans, because Indians are trying to train themselves to be able to pass anything that might get in their way in the H1B process. If you see someone sperging all authoritatively about American politics but they seem to not know basic first grade shit like what a state is or they can't name a single river in America, they are probably Indian.
11. Screenshots are all from a smartphone
Indians are all poor and don't own laptops or desktop computers because they know it will just get stolen by their 50 roommates. If you see someone unable to crop pictures and they only ever post smartphone screenshots (that show the top bar with the battery info etc), they are most likely Indian.
12. Obsession with China, Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc countries close to India
You can walk to China from India and Indians are super super mega butthurt that China is a first world country compared to them. China has manufacturing and beautiful metropolis cities. India has nothing like that and Indians are butthurt about it. China is similar to India in how they have cheap workers and also they have been around for thousands of years, and Indians are butthurt that China is successful and India isn't. Pakistan and Bangladesh are street-shitty, but "passable" compared to India, India is truly the worst of them all by a massive fucking margin and Indians know it and are butthurt about it. When Indians fail to emigrate to white countries, they sometimes then also "lust" after emigrating to fucking Pakistan. That should tell you how fucked India is.
13. They never mention states in the USA except California, New York, and Texas
Indians only repeat what they hear in the news and literally truly think that the USA is these three giant states and nothing else. Indians don't know how many states of the USA there are. Indians don't know what a red or blue state is. They only know these three states because they are major ports of entry for immigrants in general. Indians literally think that the entire USA is divided into three giant thirds. Also they don't know New York is also a state and think New York City occupies the entire right third of the USA.
14. They never talk about a house
Houses in India are extremely rare and only exist as tiny microscopic shacks for the handful of jeets that live out in the middle of nowhere. Almost all Indians live in shitty apartments and there's 50 of them to just one apartment. Most Indians never say the word house. Therefore, they don't have aspirations to live in a house - they want to live in an apartment, even when they make it to white countries. You tend to hear Indians say the words: Roommates, rent, apartment. And they almost never say: House, mortgage, etc.
15. They talk like they are on LinkedIn, Reddit, etc and generally act like HR is around the corner and will defend their bullshit. And/or try too hard to sound white
Go on /r/SouthAsianMasculinity to see what this is. They always talk in questions and everything they do is trying to be offended, like they are trying to summon HR but are too stupid to realize there is no HR here. They will post something like "Indians not allowed here? Why all the Hindu hate?" Indians try too hard to sound white because it's a desperate attempt to convince white companies to hire them. If you see text that is this weird unexplainable bullshit combination where you literally can't tell if it's AI, a translator, etc, seemingly all at once - that is probably an Indian.
16. They never talk about guns, private property rights, freedom, the law, the constitution, etc
India has banned guns and Indians like it that way - this means they can sleep wherever they want, and steal shit all the time. Indians do not become lawyers when they come to white countries because the entire point of them coming here is to steal shit via welfare. When's the last time you heard an Indian talking about the constitution? When's the last time you saw an Indian lawyer?
17. "India is beautiful outside the city you just mentioned"
Literally every single time there is a video online of someone saying (and showing) how shitty India is, there is literally always an Indian saying "That's {Mumbai}, {Mumbai} is filthy I used to live there but the rest of India is beautiful". There is literally no single part of India that is not covered in trash and has abandoned and collapsed buildings in the background. All of their rivers are polluted and all of the most polluted cities in the world are all in India.
18. "West", "Westerner"
If you are from the East, you call the "other" people, "Westerners". Literally no white person has ever said the word West or Westerner unless they are right in the middle of a huge political debate. No white person ever says "Westerner" to refer to themselves. Someone who keeps saying westerners is almost certainly Indian.
19. "India invented X"
This is a classic fake and gay and untrue Indian mainstay. The most common thing Indians claim they invented was math. They claim they invented it before the ancient Greeks. Indians also claim to have invented the internet, books, writing, language, etc. If you see someone who never shuts the fuck up about Sanskrit, they're probably Indian. Also, as mentioned earlier, Indians are butthurt about China, and it follows that Indians flip shit when you mention Chinese inventions. To be clear, India has never ever invented anything, ever.
20. Reportjeeting
Reportjeeting is a form of report bombing which itself means to get a bunch of loser political friends of yours and downvote or report something. Websites use algorithms and assume that if 10 people report something, it must be bad. People have known about this for 25 years and form little groups off-site to focus report bomb a post. Leftists do this all the time on Reddit. Reportjeeting is the same thing but for Indians. On Kiwi Farms, this is most visible when someone marks every post as negative (Dumb, MATI, Disagree, etc). On Kiwi Farms this is fucking pointless because your post doesn't go to the bottom if it gets downvoted as it does on Reddit, but jeets are too stupid to figure this out and too used to reportjeeting.
21. Caste, Caste Jokes
Caste is a 5-tier class system India has. The ones at the top are Brahmins and the ones at the bottom are Dalits. Indians are obsessed with caste. All they want to do is re-create India over in white countries but make it so they are at the top. This is why you see the meme "Am Brahmin Saar" a lot. They actually do that in white countries and think anyone gives a shit about their caste. Needless to say, if you see someone randomly out of the blue bring up caste, call themselves Brahmin, call someone else a Dalit, etc and it isn't obviously a joke when making fun of a known jeet - they are most likely Indian. No white person gives a shit about caste where they would randomly start talking about it because there is no caste anywhere in the world anymore except India. There is literally no white person that is familiar with Caste to the point where they'd casually make a joke about it unless someone else brought it up first. There's only one way to be familiar with Caste that much, and it's because you are Indian. Indians don't fantasize about being rich - they fantasize about being Brahmin.
22. Replaced
Indians entire purpose in life is to try to offer themselves as shitty replacements for everyone else. This won't work, and can't work, in the long term, but Indians don't know what that is because they don't tend to live past 30 because of how shit their country is. (How many old Indians have you seen?) Jeets like to say this as a joke but they believe it so hard that it comes out in their speech.
23. They counter things with "there's more of us thoooo", and also the GDP
Indians' entire strategy for literally everything is, "fuck it up, but at least there's more of us". The only thing they know how to do is reproduce and work for nothing. You can spot Indians when they say shit like "95% of the world's doctors are in India". They are purposefully leaving out how there are 1.5 billion of them and all of the doctors are shitty and fake. Indians also love to cite their GDP of $4 trillion. This sounds high, and is bigger than some countries - until you realize the game - GDP doesn't mean shit unless you take the population into account. What is actually important is GDP Per Capita which is the GDP divided by the population. India's GDP Per Capita is $2,800. This is dog shit. This means your average Indian only does $2,800 in value of work for an entire fucking year. The USA's GDP Per Capita is $95,000. The USA's GDP is $33 Trillion and we have 350 million. India has 4 times the USA's population but your average Indian produces in value literally 2% of what an American does. So as an American you are literally worth, in value, 33 Indians.
24. Indian CEOs
Another classic Indian mainstay, they like to bring up how 5 major tech companies have Indian CEOs. Companies hire CEOs to keep retarded woke mobs at bay, and also to give Congress Jeet Fatigue after the company fucked something up. You always see jeets bring this up like it is some huge accomplishment.
25. Indian households
Indians love to cite how Indian households in America make the most money. This is easy to disprove since Indians are the only ones in the world willing to have 20 roommates. Any household can make $200,000 a year when you've got 20 people living in one house.
26. USA / China / Nigeria crime, rape, and incest statistics
Indians are famous for their whataboutism and love to cherrypick a handful of rough cities across the world. It's always so ironic how the cities that Indians love to cite in the USA are always in California, and always are full of... jeets. Indians love to cite handfuls of bad cities in China, Indians hate China because it makes them look bad (see earlier point). Indians are also known to try to desperately search for places anywhere that will make India look good, and then they realize there literally isn't, except a few rough places in Africa like Nigeria. Indians literally have to go to Nigeria just to make India look good.
I will also repost Jeet-Dar methods I have brought up in the past:
Jeets, being ESLs, draw most of their English from the Internet, and if they're on the Farms they've likely pulled heavily from places like 4chan and will attempt to integrate the jargon of these sites to try to pass themselves off as legitimate posters. This could be overuse of common memes, but I've also noticed an overuse of vulgarity. I know this isn't exactly the place to police language, but jeets will use slurs or swearing in ways that don't square with the common prose of the website. "Faggots" as a suffix is a particularly common one (not "fags", mind you, specifically "faggots"; I've seen a number of jeets gravitate to the phrase "white faggots"). Similar idea with overuse of the word "nigger". Jeets hate blacks and will often integrate this into their slight digs at Westerners, being quick to call them "nigger lovers" and the like. General edgelording is common among jeet infiltrators.
General schizophrenic framing / incoherent worldview. That's to say that it can be odd to determine what the jeet-in-hiding is really proclaiming to believe. They'll do lip-service to anti-immigration talking points and may even use slurs like "curries", but will still deflect blame to whites / Jews / Chinese / globalists while simultaneously implying Indians will do society's needed dirty work. They dance between being ostensibly pro-white and calling you Cletus and reveling in ethnic replacement fantasies, and tend towards blackpilling others in an effort to share the misery inherit to being Indian.
VERY mild pushback on anti-jeet sentiment, attempting to pass the buck to the Global South broadly or saying that "poor white trash" are unhygienic or trashy too. Again, they are very tentative about this because they know it induces suspicion. Still, they will do so if they take particular offense to a given line of discussion. This trend of jeets likening others to themselves is well documented and doesn't need much more elaboration.
Indians are known to be preoccupied with rape and racemixing, that much is obvious. Like vulgarity, jokes about THE RAPED are common among legitimate users here, but jeets will integrate rape into their rhetoric in ways that aren't comedically loaded. As for racemixing, it doesn't even need to be "I FUCK YOUR SISTER BENCHOD", but be wary if they tend to wrap their rhetoric back to whites racemixing with nonwhites. It doesn't even need to be about mixing with jeets, as jeets see blacks as especially degrading for whites to mix with. Jeets know that they're genetic trash and revel in the idea of whites, and sometimes east Asians, being brought down to their level. Basically, if a poster comes across like a sex-obsessed pervert who has probably tried to molest a female family member, odds are it's a jeet.
General trolling behavior. Again, we all can appreciate a little trolling, but Indians will do lame bumass trolling that just amounts to posting their disjointed garbage for pages on end and giving snarky two word replies whenever anyone tells them to piss off. Their idea of being witty or shrewd is flinging shit everywhere and collecting trashcan reactions.
When jeets realize that their cover is likely blown, they'll suddenly go quiet for long periods, only posting every couple of page turns. They'll begin to say far less because they know that the more they say the more likely they'll be pegged as a jeet. It's a strong sign if a catty, chatty edgelord suddenly goes quiet after enough slapfighting. If their cover is compromised entirely, they'll lean into "send bobs" memes and pretend they were just LARPing as Indian the whole time and refuse to ever give it up no matter how much negative attention they're given.
Finally, an additional Jeet-Dar dissertation, courtesy of @greatUncleShitHeel:
Deflection, deflection and deflection: it's a pattern I've observed and one that I've seen mentioned here in that there is a complete denial of reality/accountability. If they're from north india, the problem is south indians and vice versa or if not pakistani. Either that or it's a chinese conspiracy or actually it's someone else's fault or yours for noticing. I've seen this both in real life and online and if someone is suspect - you can confirm it if they do nothing but deflect. In short - No U.
The Gloating/Demoralisation/Tripple Agent thing: if someone is not obviously indian but posting nothing but posts how actually india will take over your country as there is nothing you can do about it, this person is immediately suspect to me. It's the same bullshit leftists and troons engage in constantly in order to demoralise people so it sticks out to me.
For example: Garina's Vengance would be one who I'd suspect - he posts un-archived shit from fb constantly and if not that posts what to me look like demoralisation posts. I would've also suggested Karaokeman - but he's admitted to being a dooming chinese leaf.
ESL: the point regarding verbal/written ticks is incredibly salient. Having dealt with and obliged to ignore mangled English from so many of these assholes in a professional capacity has given me the ability to spot it immediately. The avoidance of particular characters is telling as is the repeated misuse or misunderstanding of prepositions and tenses. If they're fluent it's harder to spot - but often they'll fuck them up repeatedly. They also have a hard time differentiating statements and questions and will conflate the two in written english.
I used to shitpost on omegle and the clones that popped up after it went offline for shits and giggles until the influx of indians made all of them unusable. They would almost always lie about their location and then give it away by fucking up word tenses prepositions or by being unable to discern or pose a question properly. It got to the point I could spot it 1-2 sentences in, call them a dalit or a keling or ask why they hadn't caught up to china yet and then have them rage quit.
I would petition to have this information dispersed in a thread-wide information campaign, so that the next 2020 pages of India Hate will be redeemed of Indian Subversion, Indian Infiltration, and the International Indian Conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
If it's one thing that can unite nations, it's our hatred of jeets and their culture in general. Everything about India is so repulsive that it's no wonder they refuse to assimilate with other countries because "saar we wuz kangs and aryans" yet contribute nothing except videos of them getting ran over by trains/killed by electric wires.
By the way, now that we've reached Super Power status, can we finally admit that this gimmickposting "i am indian saar bharaht fuck you bloody broder saar" has gotten boring? I don't think there's anyone either effectively ragebaited or amused by it.
By the way, now that we've reached Super Power status, can we finally admit that this gimmickposting "i am indian saar bharaht fuck you bloody broder saar" has gotten boring? I don't think there's anyone either effectively ragebaited or amused by it.
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One of the few perks of bugmen is that they actually work. If Mao or Xi wants something done, they will throw bodies at the problem until it is done. Need factories? Done. Need railways? Done. Need fancy tourist dictricts? Done. Now quality is a crapshoot and it is a gamble if it will last longer than 10 years, but if it falls over they can just rebuild.
India dispite having the manpower, is too divided socially for this kind of "all together now" mentality. It is hard to imagine a leader in modern India can order the creation of a steel mill with the clap of his hands. So they lagged behind China significantly.
And most of these jeet youtubers are doomed by the fact that indian viewers are worthless - The numbers thrown around vary, but the percentage difference is fairly consistent. Jeets get something around 10% of the ad payouts that American creators get - and that's after the multiple adpocalypses. A jeet viewer is effectively worthless, they have no disposable income and their attention is valueless. They do not know loyalty so they do not know brand loyalty, and only follow popularity and prestige. Indian Youtube is a hellhole that unironically loses google a fuckton of money, they're hosting immense hours of slop content with abysmal ad rates that'll never turn a profit, on the vain hopes that there will eventually be a functional market there and that they'll have first mover advantage.
Much like everything else jeets claim to "have", its just a tolerable loss from western companies with delusional predictions of the future. Same with the Indian IT industry. Same reason "Superpower 2020" went absolutely nowhere.
I just came here to say, I called a larger known company for a home repair job, and it took me a good minute or two before I realized I was talking to AI.
It was great. All of my information was correct. The repairman had no trouble finding my address because nothing was misspelled.
I am going to laugh while eating popcorn when AI finally ends that fucking country and the endless “Hello, this is ‘Steve,’ how may I help you today?” bullshit that they memorize and then everything afterwards is gobbledygook.
Considering my history with the hospital my mother is in I am grateful they are a bit more mindful than my experience almost 3 decades ago. I saw the life flight leave that night and they never returned. It was a moment you never forget
Didn't Europe also build up the railroads, towns and infrastructure of India as well as Asia, Africa and Latin America? A lot of the major Indian cities you hear about would not have existed without the British.
They also get aid in billions of dollars from both the US and the UK.
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