The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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The infamous jeet potbelly on full display.

Seeing the cows and their small horns also reminds me of a way to fuck with jeets that some of my Zulu mates told me about that I'm sure many other cultures can also use. Make fun of their cows. Black Southern Africans love their cattle, it is literally used as a form of currency and one of their favorite things to do to troll jeets is point out how much more superior their cattle are. If cows are so sacred to jeets how come their gods put all the cool looking cows in Africa?

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Even our Buffalo have bigger horns than theirs.
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Clearly this is Vishnu's way of telling everyone that he loves Africans far more than jeets and that's why jeets have shitty cows and small dicks.

God, could you imagine how funny it would be if African cape buffalo were in India? The jeets would have no idea what to do with a mammoth buffalo that gives no fucks and holds grudges against anyone who hits them. There would be buffalo everywhere with jeets skewered on their horns.
 
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I really like this. I may have to incorporate it into daily use.

Some years back, in the glory days of emails from Nigerian princes and Army officers in Iraq that had shipments of gold bars they needed my help to offload, I got an email that purported to come from the "Government Department". This tickled me and hubby so much that it's now official use with us.
 
God, could you imagine how funny it would be if African cape buffalo were in India? The jeets would have no idea what to do with a mammoth buffalo that gives no fucks and holds grudges against anyone who hits them. There would be buffalo everywhere with jeets skewered on their horns.
They have had elephants stomping on their villages for thousands of years, plus tigers, leopards, cobras and other Indians; they know what to do: die.
 
I have a video from a Japan trip in which an Indian picks up the demo electric razor in the department store and gives himself a full shave while holding KFC slop. Walked back later on and there was just hair all over the floor. Kill all Indians, they should not exist in that country.
This is probably the sanest thing on this thread.
 
The weird way Indians treat (or rather, DON'T treat) cows is bizarre. For a sacred animal they treat them worse than your typical rancher or dairy farmer might.

This kind of bubbled up in my head watching (of all things) a Scottish hoof doctor who helps tend to cows. It's disgusting stuff -- if you're not a fan of pimple popping videos you're going to hate these -- but this guy treats his patients kindly and tries to get them back on their feet (manner of speaking) quickly so they can heal.

Somehow I doubt jeets do any of that.
Is that Graeme The Hoof GP? He's great with the cows (and his show is one of those gross but oddly satisfying things like pimple popping and rug cleaning). They're so big and strong and dangerous when they're already scared and in pain, and he and his crew do a really good job putting them at ease. They can't exactly explain to the cows what's going on, so they stroke and scratch them and speak calmly and gently to them (or challenge them if it's a young angry bull, there's a great clip where the bull snorts at Graeme and he just fixes it with a look and says "don't you dare" and it backs down). It's like how a vet or a dog/cat groomer treats a beloved pet, they're listening to the animal and managing its feelings as best they can while they treat its feet.
I really like this. I may have to incorporate it into daily use.

Some years back, in the glory days of emails from Nigerian princes and Army officers in Iraq that had shipments of gold bars they needed my help to offload, I got an email that purported to come from the "Government Department". This tickled me and hubby so much that it's now official use with us.
It's like how the jeet scammers who impersonate law enforcement or the IRS say "this is a federally recorded line".
I would push a button that killed a billion jeets if Kitbooga could do this every video like some kind of Chris Hansen/TCAP that focuses on jeet scammers.
Jim Browning and Scambaiter and a few other channels hack call centres' CCTVs or scammers' laptop webcams and it's always a good laugh, getting to watch them rage or panic.
 
Jeet gets slammed into a car window so hard it cracks the glass nvm just spills his cow piss he was drinking.


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Article: https://www.wfla.com/news/national/...gold-coin-scheme-with-box-of-chocolate-coins/
Typical jeet scammer. Great seeing him get arrested.

Another punjabi snapped this week, this one in Texas. Murdered his while family then fled the cops until he crashed. Looks like he hit a transformer or electrical pole. Jeets are genetically attracted to high voltage lines.

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Gaurav Chopra was identified as the suspect arrested in connection with the discovery of two bodies at a residence in the 3700 block of Roosevelt Avenue in Alton on Tuesday.

A third individual was hospitalized but died the following day, according to the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office.

The victims have since been identified as 56-year-old Sweeta Ram, 46-year-old Kamlesh Rani, and 73-year-old Minder Kaur.

All three victims died of gunshot wounds to the head, Hidalgo County Sheriff Eddie Guerra said.

Chopra was arraigned on Thursday morning on charges of capital murder of multiple persons and attempted murder, and bond was not set for those charges. Chopra also faces a charge of evading arrest and had his bond set at $250,000.

During a Thursday morning press conference, the victims were identified as Chopra's parents and grandmother.




At the press conference, authorities said officers with the Alton Police Department responded to the home following a 911 call from a man reporting that his brother, identified as Chopra, had shot and killed their family members and fled the scene.
 
God, could you imagine how funny it would be if African cape buffalo were in India? The jeets would have no idea what to do with a mammoth buffalo that gives no fucks and holds grudges against anyone who hits them. There would be buffalo everywhere with jeets skewered on their horns.
Combined with the fact that wildlife always seems more aggressive around Indians and they’d be dying en masse
 
If I need gas, I keep going till I see a gas station that doesn't have Indians working there. It's not even just that they love scams. If you say "excuse me" they go fucking ballistic. Not being able to understand perfectly the English which they will be doing the speaking for a purpose of commerce with which to you saar is negative izzat. Whatever issues I have with other races, they don't consistently chimp out if you say you didn't catch something.
 
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