The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Nickel Silver]

Combined with the fact that wildlife always seems more aggressive around Indians and they’d be dying en masse

This is more because of India values "coexistence" with things that can kill them and their herds instead of doing the rational thing and asserting themselves as the top of the food chain like every civilized society did.

Carnivores have two categories for animals unlike themselves: prey, and threats. Humans are the oddball because we usually don't move or smell like prey, pushing us towards the threat category--but all it takes is human idiocy to put us in the prey category.

Also, they have idols for wildlife. For example, Waghoba is the deity of tigers and leopards. I suppose pagan logic suggests it's better to let the leopard eat your livestock than to kill it or scare it off, lest you offend one of your millions of made up Hindu idols. Just more stupidity that makes us look like prey animals.

Then again, these are the same people that turned the holy river Ganges into a toxic waste dump. I don't think they thought Hindu logic through.

 

[din365]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2eeuJA44_8

CTV just did a hilarious thing.

If i didn't know any better, i would've thought this was a SNL skit. an indian guy in Canada studying "business administration" is crying about the 5 referrendum questions that Albertans get to vote on. ya know, 5 things that decide what welfare tits they get to suckle on or not.

 

[ForgedBlades]

At least seven people were killed and more than 20 injured after the roof of an under-construction Hanuman temple collapsed in Yashwadi, in India’s Maharashtra state.

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[Sugriva]

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[ToroidalBoat]

[Hanuman temple]

Isn't Hanuman a Hindu monkey god?

Also, Indians building a new temple to Hanuman is like Westerners building a new temple to Bacchus.

 

[Sugriva]

Spoiler: One of the worst things I've ever seen. Do not watch this.

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μὴ νικῶ ὑπὸ τοῦ κακοῦ ἀλλὰ νίκα ἐν τῷ ἀγαθῷ τὸ κακόν

 

[Core i7-3770K]

Murdered his while family

Give that Jeet a medal for his outstanding contribution towards advancing Total Jeet Death, then put him down like the Jeet dog he is.

 

[The Backwards Man]

A bunch of train conductors have seemingly created a new culinary tradition known as the Jeet Sandwich

Spoiler: NSFW Jeet Sandwich

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[thefreshmaker]

A bunch of train conductors have seemingly created a new culinary tradition known as the Jeet Sandwich

Why is everyone milling about like a TV camera crew is in town, and not some horrifying industrial incident?

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

A bunch of train conductors have seemingly created a new culinary tradition known as the Jeet Sandwich

Spoiler: NSFW Jeet Sandwich

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Some jeet accidents are so fucking baffling. How did he even get there in the first place? Did he just happen to be standing between two carriages?

 

[The Last Stand]

"Wha-NO! NO SAAR! YOU CAN NOT BE DOINGS THIS TO ME! DO NOT BE DOING THE NEEDFUL! DO NOT DO IT SAAR!"

Where did "doing the NEEDFUL" come from? What is that supposed to be? I know where DO NOT REDEEM came from, but I'm lost on this one.

 

[Teshub]

Why is everyone milling about like a TV camera crew is in town, and not some horrifying industrial incident?

For them it was Tuesday.

 

[The Last Stand]

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Every fatal situation I see them in, it's like I'm watching a cartoon IRL.

Spoiler: One of the worst things I've ever seen. Do not watch this.

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Example: that right there.

I've seen that from Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon. I can't find it, but it's basically Stimpy "giving birth" but he took a massive shit.

 

[Radola Gajda]

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Pajeet and superior lifeforms

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Where did "doing the NEEDFUL" come from? What is that supposed to be? I know where DO NOT REDEEM came from, but I'm lost on this one.

Do the (s)needful is one of the most common jeetisms you'll hear. Its origins are from actual English, as in English spoken by actual English people, from a few centuries ago. A lot of other jeetisms are like that too, it's phrases English people used centuries ago when India was still a British colony and stuck around in jeet English today. Some other examples include prepone, each and every (alternative each and everything), using "kindly" every time they make a request, even the way they say yes which sounds more like "yis" is how it was said in actual English 200 years ago. There's other examples.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

I hope the Japanese nip this in bud because they're multiplying here.

I hope they do because the alternative is Japanese extinction. Their kind wrote Goblin Slayer. They should know what happens when you let Goblins run amok.

The most common pokemon would be Grimer and Muk

Don't forget Voltorb and Electrode - all too happy to self-destruct because its a far better fate than living in India.

Some jeet accidents are so fucking baffling. How did he even get there in the first place? Did he just happen to be standing between two carriages?

Knowing Jeets, probably tried to raise their Izzat by trying to go between the carriages like an action star... too bad they live in reality.

 

[The Last Stand]

Do the (s)needful is one of the most common jeetisms you'll hear.

I've never heard it before until here from second-hand experience form posts. If there's an original source or English translation, I'd gladly hear it.

 

[The Hungry African]

If there was pocketmon vidya set in Not India, there'd be Phanphy, Donphan, Tauros, and a regional variant of Miltank that is emaciated. Also plenty of Rattata and Raticate.

A Rom Hack Pokemon game where you play as a Tauros in Not India and you have to battle wild jeets who keep attacking you in the grass trying drink your piss and eat your shit would be absolutely peak.

Some jeet accidents are so fucking baffling. How did he even get there in the first place? Did he just happen to be standing between two carriages?

I can almost guarantee he thought he could maximize his Izzat by trying to push the two carts away from each other while they were getting connected. When it comes to jeet accidents, think of the dumbest possible way they could have ended up in that situation and its usually correct.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I've never heard it before until here from second-hand experience form posts. If there's an original source or English translation, I'd gladly hear it.

Nigga did you read the rest of my post? It comes from actual British English from about 200 years ago, it means "do all that is needed." Then I listed a few other examples of common jeetisms that actually come from archaic British English.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Some jeet accidents are so fucking baffling. How did he even get there in the first place? Did he just happen to be standing between two carriages?

Indians and Brits insist on using train couplers that you have to manually fasten together.
The automatic "knuckle" coupler has been around since 1873 but jeets and Brits insist their way is better.