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The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things
Twitter seems to be a hotbed of horrendous jeet bantz. But we only really see the tip of the jeetcope iceberg because a lot of it is written in their shit-stupid hukka-dukka-dukka language. Although you can quite often infer the meaning due to the ridiculous amount of English loanwords required to formulate a coherent sentence in Hindi.
Competent and aware people get splatted on bikes all the time. I can only imagine how many videos there are of jeet motorbike accidents.
I have a really good motorbike one but I'm having trouble finding it, so have the sloppiest slop in all of the subcontinent. Niggers are really eating wet slop straight off of dirty tarps with their hands, This is loincloth-wearing Congoid-tier. Maybe worse.
Competent and aware people get splatted on bikes all the time. I can only imagine how many videos there are of jeet motorbike accidents.
I have a really good motorbike one but I'm having trouble finding it, so have the sloppiest slop in all of the subcontinent. Niggers are really eating wet slop straight off of dirty tarps with their hands, This is loincloth-wearing Congoid-tier. Maybe worse. Shitpot.webm
Yes, worse. Africans have joined in the trend of making parody "Indian street food style" videos too. Even the cultures that eat slop serve it in a bowl and eat it with a spoon or scoop it up with bread or some sort of starch, and they wash their hands as they go.
That's the one I was thinking of! Bless you for finding it.
I went to a Nigerian café a while ago and they had "soup and swallow" which was a spicy slop stew served with a big lump of Play-Doh textured pap. You take a piece of pap and squidge it into a little scoop shape, scoop up some of the soup in it, and eat it, basically making a lot of edible spoons or ravioli things. You don't even touch the slop. They tell you to wash your hands first though and they give you a finger bowl to wash your hands if they get too sticky, you're not expected to just shove your hands into the slop and chow down. And they did have optional spoons too (which I only noticed after I'd eaten half of it, much to the waiter's amusement).
Sugar turns into a thick ooze or somesuch. Picture Maple Syrup, since it's basically the same thing. How if it gets on something you basically have to get a wet washcloth and scrub it off, diluting it until you can get rid of it? Stays sticky forever?
Picture that, only it's 220+ degrees F. At 180F skin suffers 3rd degree burns after 1 second of exposure. You wouldn't be able to get it off you, and trying would just smear it, spreading the burn. Convection would spread the heat out from the splash, burning further. He'd be in jail, where cold water would not be readily available.
If this is true (I still haven't found confirmation) and they got him in the face with napalm, he's going to be seriously disfigured and in pain for a very long time.
To compare with the video of white dudes mocking Indian street food, the whites are better at nailing the more subtle background details, such as everyone on video looking completely soulless and disinterested, the non-verbal jeet gestures, piping in constant honking and yelling noises in the background, having multiple dudes milling about in the background like JRPG NPCs etc.
However, during the food preparation part, the white parodies are still way too methodical and precise. The black parodies like this one parody the preparation of the "food" much better, from the overly performative retarded showmanship to the fact that the black dude just slaps the ingredients into the bowl in a half-assed manner without at all caring about uniformity in portion size and how the different ingredients are proportioned in the meal.
Didn't she just rip this off from someone else in this thread. I swear I read this before. It's like before when someone first laid down the Izzat/Jugad post, and then she tried to capitalize it whith something totally different chalaki or something but it just didn't fly.
