The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[SIMIΔN]

india needs to be renamed to hindustan

They're trying to rebrand to Bharat (sounds like bar-rat)

Saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing Chakrams and it made me realize how it might be the worst weapon ever devised.

Warhammer Total War just added an Indian inspired Tigerman faction, I guess those weapons could work if you had monsterous strength, but anything else would be better.

Why CA/GW are targeting the Indian market, I don't know. Maybe they saw their success with Cathay in East Asia and naively thought another 1.5 billion potential consumers.

They'd submerge the ill, dying and dead in their shit stew holy river, in very public ceremonies

Luckily Ebola doesn't last long in water, let alone polluted water.

living conditions makes it human transmissible,

I think the main reason it spreads in Zaire is because the whole community cleans the body.
What are Indian death rituals like?

You're wrong, India is polluted

I mean, ceteris paribus, vegetarianism is generally less polluting than meat eating.
If they adopted a western diet, it'd be even more poluted.

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

today at work I was forced to utter the word "pakistan" for the very first time and I was actually shocked how vile and repulsive it sounded coming out of my mouth, almost like I was spitting out vomit, phlegm or some other filth
india needs to be renamed to hindustan immediately to incite identical feelings

It's worse for Brits. The word 'paki' is a contraction of pakistan, much like Brit is for Britain, and pakistanis call themselves pakis. In the UK, 'paki' has long been a catch-all racial epithet for jeetery in general. Pakis, jeets, Bengalis, Sri lankans, etc... if it's South Asian poo, it's a paki. They hate it, so everyone does it. But, it's so entrenched, it leads to the odd quirk that the full word 'pakistan' hits like 'niggerville' to Brit ears. Niggertown. Spic City. That kind of thing.

Jeez. the Southern tip of India is absolutely on fire. Almost all in the 60s. This makes me wonder how many Jeet die from heatstroke during the summer. 10s of thousands? 100s of thousands? There's so many of them, so it's not like anyone will care, but it's a morbid thought.

I'm surprised a sizable portion of the Indian population wasn't reduced from COVID-19.

^ both these statements have the same possible reply: there are so fucking many of them, with such utter disregard for their own and other jeet's lives, with such loose and easy disposal of bodies immediately to hand, how the fuck would anyone know if thousands or even millions of them were redeemed by some virus or other? No-one cares about one more dead jeet

They'd be all like "Saaar, 15th cousin Durpsheet has being redeeming himself of the rampant lurgies saar! He vill be reincarnating out of a holy cow's izzat dispenser directly, saar, yis! In the meaningtimes, please to be doing the needful and helping me put him the in holy river to cleanse nine centuries of caked-in shit and curry stains out of him, saar!" Then they pick up a Typhoid Mary jeet stiff, heaving with bugs and nastiness, throw it in the drinking water supply, then wonder why they and half the slum also redeem from lurgies.

If it pops up there, and is a human transmissible variant (or becomes one), or the disgusting shitgolem living conditions makes it human transmissible, you'll see five things

1. They'll try "traditional Indian cures" i.e., rubbing cow shit and piss on the affected, in very public ceremonies
2. They'll scam each other with fake cures
3. They'd completely ignore or subvert any and all quarantine efforts -- e.g., "My izzat says I HAVE to go out, because a lesser caste told me to stay home." "I have drank my cow piss, I am immune!" "I got VishuMagicShot5, doctor man says it's very good saar, I am ammune, sho bobs and vageene?"
4. They'd submerge the ill, dying and dead in their shit stew holy river, in very public ceremonies
5. They'll smuggle their people out en mass, not even pretending to try and not be mass migrating. I'm talking entire planes full of random jeets heading to the UK or EU or Canada with no plans on ever returning home.

All 5 will make it a super-spreader pandemic event in about a week or two, and yeah, as you say, it won't stay there.

You'd have to immediately lock down the airports, probably start up internment camps (ideally you'd just fly them back, if that doesn't work, mass shallow graves would be preferable to an airborn ebola pandemic), hell bomb the Indian runways to prevent them from doing it. And even then, you'd have Jeets actively scamming and ignoring and subverting the quarantines, you'd have leftists and literal communist plants doing whatever they could to worsen it cause destroying the west is the goal, etc etc.

"you'd have leftists and literal communist plants doing whatever they could to worsen it cause destroying the west is the goal, etc etc." - They released it, they'll be helping it or any other bug redemption they release along.

That said, the 'Outbreak' type scenario above is actually less likely with the nasty ones like Ebola as compared to covid, as I understand. Something to do with increasing virulence comes with decreasing contagiousness / R-nought. It's why Ebola and the other 'Friday 13th' type viruses never go pandemic. At least not in modern times. They've also never had evil, satanic cunts distributing them purposefully before, so wait and see on that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If it turns out ebola wreaks havoc on India, could it lead to yet another "New Normal" situation in the developed world, especially with millions of folks from India abroad?

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[Vesperus]

You know... with Ebola hitting India and those plague rats being exported everywhere by our maliciously retarded elite, you can expect niggers to maul Jeets. Because during the Plandemic, the nogs blamed Asians in general for the Coof.

Just let the nogs know that jeets love gold jewelry, and have the grip strength of a small child.
Natural selection will kick in.

 

[The Last Stand]

If it turns out ebola wreaks havoc on India, could it lead to yet another "New Normal" situation in the developed world, especially with millions of folks from India abroad?

They’re so contaminated, they probably have some immunity.

 

[seal]

it leads to the odd quirk that the full word 'pakistan' hits like 'niggerville' to Brit ears

I have to visit family in NI every once in a while and I vaguely remember it being seen in a much more neutral light about 15-20 years ago. Has it recently been slurified due to a media push or is it a matter of people not giving a shit about slurs before? Similarly, my family was acting like 'colonial' was a bad word when I used it to describe a period in American architecture. Never heard that one before.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

odd group from India headcount time:

This time it was 3 women and 2 men. Again, no solo travel seen.

 

[Vesperus]

Similarly, my family was acting like 'colonial' was a bad word when I used it to describe a period in American architecture. Never heard that one before.

It's... literally the word for that sort of architecture? You could dig out a picture of a wooden house with a wooden veranda and ask them if it's from the US, Canada, or Australia.

(If you zoom in on the license plate, you'll realize this is a house in NZ)

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

As much as I want Ebola-chan to redeem millions of pajeets, I doubt anything will change. Their waterways are already contaminated with all manners of horrific parasites, viruses and bacteria, not to mention industrial waste. It's a cosmic joke that any Indians are alive at all.

Anyway, here's my low effort edit:

 

[Betonhaus]

Ebola can only spread in places where raw sewage runs through the streets, we will be fine.

Reminder that San Franciso had an app for reporting poop on the street so it could be cleaned up, only to immediately pull the app because it's database was public and have an overwhelming number of reports.

 

[Coldgrip]

I love you Ebola-chan!

 

[HTTP Error 404]

What are Indian death rituals like?

They regularly have to be told to stop cumming inside of female corpses in the morgue.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Reminder that San Franciso had an app for reporting poop on the street so it could be cleaned up, only to immediately pull the app because it's database was public and have an overwhelming number of reports.

"Those were the days~"

 

[monstrous bubo]

it's crazy because even abbos have more solid weapons on a just fundamental design level

There’s a bit of talk about Aborigines and their relationship with Southern Indians in this thread, and it got me thinking.

Aborigines might be rama-rama, but they are clearly superior to jeets in some significant ways:

• as @Urgunt pointed out, they had weapons that were pretty lethal
• early European settlers noted how tall, strong and manly they were. There’s even a beach suburb in Sydney called Manly because of their chadness. Today they play physically tough games like Aussie Rules and rugby league.
• they never did retarded stuff with shit and piss
• their bush tucker is plain but delicious and hearty
• they don’t use relative terms for spatial relationships. They use absolute terms like north and south, which is harder but more precise
• they don’t produce garish ugly art of monstrous gods. Their art is sophisticated aerial depictions of country interwoven with myths, using a pleasing palette of colours.
• they don’t get killed by trains
• they can swim

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

>Since you can "identify" Indian Brahmin upper caste from a video, DHS should replace airport sniffer dogs with you. You could detect terrorists, drugs and contraband by prejudice alone.

A little prejudice would go a long way in keeping drugs and terrorists out.

 

[Ahriman]

This Norwegian guy's parents abandoned him in a Indian slum when he was 8.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgaN8OXLaOQ:454

Spoiler: Backup

Fat Norwegian Kid Abandoned By His Parents in an Indian slum.mp4

I've made a post on the Scandinavian lolcows thread about this guy

Part 2 of that video:

This is fucking hilarious, I dunno if this is real or not, but the head bob and accent had me rolling

SE Publicar en el tema 'Den stora officiella tråden om skandinaviska lolkor'

27 de Mayo, 2026

[English]
Tourist dropping in, apologies for the interruption. Twidder kept bombarding me with this Norwegian-Finnish Lasse Lund dude who supposedly was abandoned by his hippie parents in India when he was 4 and grew up there. But claims that neither the Finnish nor the Norwegian governments are providing him any assistance.

https://x.com/usutav/status/2059412988495278263

ssstwitter.com_1779865611006.mp4

These clips are fucking hilarious, he even has the typical "Indian head bob" down to a science, holy shit

https://x.com/crazyclips_/status/2059303548773408796

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• Ahriman

Reacciones: x 4 x 1 x 1

His twidder account:

https://x.com/ChainCTOScan/status/2059405270455816422

https://x.com/GeoImpactPulse/status/2059273764060237834

https://pump.fun/coin/DZ8WQBUkviumNsHdaPKSaWpFeN1D1T7wwyY4F4Xmpump

And because cryptobros have created the $wajeet token, he had to make this disclaimer:

https://x.com/MyWork95768/status/2059436940412481637

His GoFundMe:

https://gofund.me/8971adbea

Papa Null should feature this on MATI, it's just too bizarre to pass up

 

[Bnuny]

Saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing Chakrams and it made me realize how it might be the worst weapon ever devised.

It's worse than a knife in practically every way possible, you can't use it in close range, it takes more resources to create, throwing it only works if it's someone without any armor and everything lines up perfectly.

Guess for a group of people who eat using their hands, the idea of a knife is too complex compared to a big disc.

Second worst.

I've had an irrational hate-boner for urumi going back years before becoming an internet racist. No accuracy, no armor penetration, no durability, and probably more dangerous to the user than to anyone around him.

 

[The Last Stand]

Glad that scumbag was caught, but two things I want to say. One, I hope his green card is revoked. Bury him under the jail. Two, if you see messages on your device about them being compromised and asking for money, leave out of it ASAP. Don’t call those numbers.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Second worst.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=71ifyvaA8rY
I've had an irrational hate-boner for urumi going back years before becoming an internet racist. No accuracy, no armor penetration, no durability, and probably more dangerous to the user than to anyone around him.

Okay, worst ranged weapon.

It is funny reading about the weapons and the massive cope Indians have on how functional they were (usually with an argument on how you wouldn't want to be attacked with that weapon, as if it doesn't apply to anything sharp). Any armored opponent going against the urumi will just tank the possible attack and rush the guy holding a weapon that has zero close range offensive capability and absolutely no defensive use.

Heck an unarmored guy can beat the Urumi with a chair which is far better offensively and defensively.

 

[Slimy Time]

There is some news special I happen to be watching right now about Gen Z Indians taking out loans to splurge on useless thing - concerts, designer bags etc. Difference with them vs old age Indians is that for old Indians, taking a loan was seen as shameful, so they took later. Now they are taking loans because not looking flash is to be a social pariah. With digital loans being easy to get as well with predatory rates.

All links back to that lovely Izzat, willing to put themselves into debt to look good.