It’s how middle age, white, suburbanite, out of shape women, picture areas in America that vote red.
They all believe people like me, are going to lift up their mommy belly, while I stare at their “Jaden is my king” tattoo which coincidentally sits mere inches from their “house huffle puff” tattoo
As if either of those things are nearly as bad as the smell, I’ll some how produce an erection, and proceed to fuck their beat to shit arbys sandwich looking failure of a vagina while my attractive wife holds them gently.
All so I can get their biological equivalent to a taco bell dumpster body pregnant.
Fucking madness.