The General Thread

[Null]

Honestly, I'm sick of hearing about Chris Brown. He hit Rhianna. Yeah, dick move, but the jokes get old.

 

[The Hunter]

For those of you questioning my post, yes, those are Onion articles. And for those of you who don't know who Chris Dorner is, well, turn on the news.

 

[Bugaboo]

Honestly, I'm sick of hearing about Chris Brown. He hit Rhianna. Yeah, dick move, but the jokes get old.

What's awful is that he still has a career afterwards.

 

[Null]

Honestly, I'm sick of hearing about Chris Brown. He hit Rhianna. Yeah, dick move, but the jokes get old.

What's awful is that he still has a career afterwards.

He's a rap artist, not a politician.

 

[Bugaboo]

Honestly, I'm sick of hearing about Chris Brown. He hit Rhianna. Yeah, dick move, but the jokes get old.

What's awful is that he still has a career afterwards.

He's a rap artist, not a politician.

That's very true but you'd think something as serious as domestic violence would be a career-ender for any celebrity.

 

[cypocryphy]

well I bet Chris Brown is a hero to those loveshys

 

[sparklemilhouse]

So, the teacher crush girls on tumblr are getting their teachers they have crushes on valentines day stuff. This one just made my brain explode tho:

http://invaderluver.tumblr.com/post/430 ... to-give-it

-The ugly drawing...looks like an 8 year old drew it. I believe this chick said a few days ago that she was drawing him and everything that reminded her of him.

-"2-14-13" <- "My birthday!" bitch, he don't care.

-"you should wear green tshirts more often" ... WHAT. Although "Buff and snazzy" is my new favorite description

-"NOTHING is to offend you" ... huh?

-"you'll figure this out the day before spring break" ... what?

I'm getting second hand embarrassment from this.

//edit//

Oh right, the other one. So this girl who graduated last year is still in love with her teacher. However, a few weeks ago, after she emailed him pestering to go out to dinner with him one night, he basically told her to buzz off (saying he has no time for a visit, etc)...she didn't take a hint, and she left him a valentines day present at his office at the school he teaches at now.

Also, this one had flowers flown in so she could give her teacher a flower.

 

[pickleniggo]

Ugh, I hate it when teachers do that. Tell your brother to mention it on student evaluations at the end of the semester.

I had a composition class once and the instructor always went off on political tangents. I thought, dude, I'm taking this class to learn how to write, not to listen to an old guy try to force his political opinions on us.

This was in 2004. Boy, was he mad when George W Bush got reelected

I had a professor who discussed at length the importance of a kind environment during the creative process. At least I think that was her point. She went into detail about a study done with water in which said water was frozen while "good" or "bad" words repeated over and over. According to this study, the ice crystals that formed while "listening" to the good words formed more beautiful crystals than the bad, so obviously the water in our bodies reacts the same way - even when not being subjected to freezing temperatures....maybe....?
The class was about art composition mind you. That was the longest three hours of my life.

As a class, we ended up pummeling her with negative evaluations after the semester was over. We all wrote something to the effect of us paying for classes only to be lectured on idiocy, and how this was a really important class and this professor was not capable of teaching us anything of value. I'm sure her inner water crystals were very ugly after that.

 

[Bugaboo]

I had a professor who discussed at length the importance of a kind environment during the creative process. At least I think that was her point. She went into detail about a study done with water in which said water was frozen while "good" or "bad" words repeated over and over. According to this study, the ice crystals that formed while "listening" to the good words formed more beautiful crystals than the bad, so obviously the water in our bodies reacts the same way - even when not being subjected to freezing temperatures....maybe....?
The class was about art composition mind you. That was the longest three hours of my life.

As a class, we ended up pummeling her with negative evaluations after the semester was over. We all wrote something to the effect of us paying for classes only to be lectured on idiocy, and how this was a really important class and this professor was not capable of teaching us anything of value. I'm sure her inner water crystals were very ugly after that.

YOU ARE A SHITTY PETRI DISH OF WATER AND WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHINGGG

That theory sounds vaugely like the Chris concept if prickly wicklies.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

That's very true but you'd think something as serious as domestic violence would be a career-ender for any celebrity.

"Domestic violence?" Seriously? Celebrity? In the U S of A? Posse on posse nightclub brawl with Drake aside... in the U S of A? All press is good press.

 

[spaps]

Hey, I found a bunch of my old avatars! (excluding the gif of Phoenix Wright drinking coffee, and the Dan Hibiki in the James Bond gunbarrel with actual Dan artwork. Those must have been deleted)

 

[Bugaboo]

Would you people be weirded out if I changed my avatar to jelly pony aka sex offender jelly pony?
IM GON DO IT
IM CRAAAZY

 

[The Hunter]

Would you people be weirded out if I changed my avatar to jelly pony aka sex offender jelly pony?
IM GON DO IT
IM CRAAAZY

No. You gotta go fast. Forever.

 

[Bugaboo]

Would you people be weirded out if I changed my avatar to jelly pony aka sex offender jelly pony?
IM GON DO IT
IM CRAAAZY

No. You gotta go fast. Forever.

Jeusus Christ his face is this beautiful mix of creepy as shit and hilarious as fuck.
Like there's a lady pony sucking his pony dick within the jelly.

Where does he get military grade jars of preserves? How can he breathe in that shit? Why is this man allowed near children?
I'll decide when I wake up tomorrow.

 

[The Hunter]

Would you people be weirded out if I changed my avatar to jelly pony aka sex offender jelly pony?
IM GON DO IT
IM CRAAAZY

No. You gotta go fast. Forever.

Jeusus Christ his face is this beautiful mix of creepy as shit and hilarious as fuck.
Like there's a lady pony sucking his pony dick within the jelly.

Where does he get military grade jars of preserves? How can he breathe in that shit? Why is this man allowed near children?
I'll decide when I wake up tomorrow.

I can't really find any polite words to describe what that makes me feel...

 

[José Mourinho]

I might consider changing my signature to a clip from the "From Julie's Eyes Only" video.

 

[Bugaboo]

Would you people be weirded out if I changed my avatar to jelly pony aka sex offender jelly pony?
IM GON DO IT
IM CRAAAZY

No. You gotta go fast. Forever.

Jeusus Christ his face is this beautiful mix of creepy as shit and hilarious as fuck.
Like there's a lady pony sucking his pony dick within the jelly.

Where does he get military grade jars of preserves? How can he breathe in that shit? Why is this man allowed near children?
I'll decide when I wake up tomorrow.[/quote]

I can't really find any polite words to describe what that makes me feel...[/quote]
That's a sign I need to get the fuck off the internet and go to bed!
Phil says the most fucked up shit sometimes..

 

[Niachu]

Jeusus Christ his face is this beautiful mix of creepy as shit and hilarious as fuck.
Like there's a lady pony sucking his pony dick within the jelly.

Where does he get military grade jars of preserves? How can he breathe in that shit? Why is this man allowed near children?
I'll decide when I wake up tomorrow.

yes go to bed phil

you are drunk

 

[The Hunter]

Jeusus Christ his face is this beautiful mix of creepy as shit and hilarious as fuck.
Like there's a lady pony sucking his pony dick within the jelly.

Where does he get military grade jars of preserves? How can he breathe in that shit? Why is this man allowed near children?
I'll decide when I wake up tomorrow.

I can't really find any polite words to describe what that makes me feel...

That's a sign I need to get the fuck off the internet and go to bed!
Phil says the most fucked up shit sometimes..

Yeah, I... don't think you've ever said anything like that before.

I didn't think you thought about sex stuff ever (then again, I didn't think I did until this year when I went on a ma-you know what, I'm not gonna mention it).

 

[José Mourinho]

What does everyone think of my (temporary) signature?