The General Thread

[Null]

CatParty is the first member to reach 550 posts and become a bonafide JERK.

 

[CatParty]

CatParty is the first member to reach 550 posts and become a bonafide JERK.

i was a jerk loong before. but thank you!

 

[The Hunter]

I keep getting blisters in my damn feet because all of my socks have holes in them. I hate my socks so much. I need new ones so badly, I really really wish someone would get some for me.

 

[Male]

I have too many socks, all my other clothes are hidden in piles of socks.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

I have too many socks, all my other clothes are hidden in piles of socks.

I also have a grand number of socks, though they don't hide my other clothes I have like forty pairs crammed into places.

 

[pickleniggo]

I keep getting blisters in my damn feet because all of my socks have holes in them. I hate my socks so much. I need new ones so badly, I really really wish someone would get some for me.

I received about 20+ pairs of socks for Christmas. I haven't even worn a many of them. If you have a girl's size six foot, I have some Hello Kitty ones you can have.

 

[The Hunter]

Well crap. The car is out of gas, and my mom made a bad check so I can't get gas into it until tomorrow, and I have to be out of the house and on the highway at 7. Which means my dad has to take the car because his trip is shorter and he can get the car filled up in the afternoon, and I have to take the truck out on the highway. My dad's concerned that something might happen to it if I do, and honestly, he has every right to worry. Oh, and the best part is that it hasn't passed inspection and now that money's starting to become an issue, we can't get it fixed for a while, so if I get pulled over for the slightest reason, I'm fucked.

Maybe it really is time for me to get a job. My dad suggests that I get a job as a paramedic somehow. It'd be nice, but the training takes two years, and costs money. The only credentials I really have are that I'm 18 and completed high school. I had CPR/AED and standard first aid certification, but those expired last year (around the time I really started getting invested in these forums, hurrrrrrrr). Although when I think about it, it sounds like fun, as sick as that may sound. My dad seems to have faith in me that I won't puke on the scene because apparently, I never really minded the sight of blood or gore ever since I was a kid. Oh, let's not forget the fact that I'm also in school right now, so the training will probably interfere or add on to all the work I already have (even if I'm considering the medical field). Although I think the biggest disadvantage is that I still don't know Spanish. It's the same reason I turned down the idea of being a nurse or caring for the elderly. Everyone here but me speaks Spanish. But when I think about it, maybe I could get work as a paramedic in the future. Maybe just for when I start out. Yeah, maybe I'll take that training if the idea ever comes up again.

 

[DevilDog]

^ That sux, I can imagine how hard it would be to get a job if a lot of people speak a foreign language :b

 

[Saney]

So help me God, if I ever become an author of Star Wars novels, the very first I'll do is to kill off all of Karen Traviss' characters in the most humiliating ways possible.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

I don't always have constipated diarrhea...but when I do, I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.

 

[Surtur]

So help me God, if I ever become an author of Star Wars novels, the very first I'll do is to kill off all of Karen Traviss' characters in the most humiliating ways possible.

And this is why you're my favorite Australian.

 

[Saney]

So help me God, if I ever become an author of Star Wars novels, the very first I'll do is to kill off all of Karen Traviss' characters in the most humiliating ways possible.

And this is why you're my favorite Australian.

Well, now I'm blushing.

 

[Niachu]

"He was hiding and waiting for his mother to come and feed him"

Damnit *sniff*

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

I'm at a libray and wasting my time posting here.

 

[The Hunter]

I'm at a libray and wasting my time posting here.

Why? Be productive with your time! Read a book and post here at the same time!

I feel tamed right now. Like, I'm not thinking about sex or violence or politics or anything depressing right now. I'm just sort of at peace and taking it easy. I wish I could be like this forever. Hell, maybe with some self control, I can be. I haven't felt like this since... well, last year. Around this same time.

 

[Fialovy]

You know, I think the best thing to do if you want to prevent teen pregnancy is to give your kids a Furby.

 

[Male]

Furbies create virgins?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Or get them obsessed with some other time-consuming hobby. You have a point.

 

[Fialovy]

yeah, there is a reason why they say World of Warcraft is the best abstinence program.

 

[Male]

thank you Blizzard for saving our cherries.