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This is my brother and his girlfiend's first days of not being single on Valentine's Day, either.

I get to tag along with them and get free stuff :B
 
Boy/girlfriend free as well, but I like being able to eat a ton of candy and have it all to myself.
 
my single friends and i have an "anti-vd" party every year. vd has double meaning in this case
 
My class just went bowling for Phys. ED, and we all put fake names. Can you guess which one was mine?
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Since we both like incredibly shitty monster movies, I went out and bought the timeless classic, Mega Python vs Gatoroid, for me and my girlfriend to watch in a romantic setting tomorrow.
I'm quite excited. I do love a good (term used loosely) Asylum film.
 
spaps dijo:
My class just went bowling for Phys. ED, and we all put fake names. Can you guess which one was mine?
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perf. ♥

Got home an hour earlier than usual because me and my brother didn't want to go to American literature class because the teacher has a thing for giving lectures that aren't at all related to what we're reading.
 
Ugh, I hate it when teachers do that. Tell your brother to mention it on student evaluations at the end of the semester.

I had a composition class once and the instructor always went off on political tangents. I thought, dude, I'm taking this class to learn how to write, not to listen to an old guy try to force his political opinions on us.

This was in 2004. Boy, was he mad when George W Bush got reelected :lol:
 
So I entered an user made contest about the Chinese New Year on a site about click pokemon to make them grow and I sort of think it was rigged.

This is what i drew.
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And this what took first.
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YUP
 
In all fairness, Phil, Chris says this

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is better than this

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Yes, I'm saying Chris is judging the contest you entered.
 
The Hunter dijo:
In all fairness, Phil, Chris says this

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is better than this

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Yes, I'm saying Chris is judging the contest you entered.
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It all makes sense now! :o
But seriously, that's the last time I enter a contest (and that's like the third time I've said that)
 
spaps dijo:
Taylor Swift is the definition of human scum.
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I thought was the just the definition of futile teenage relationships and bland country-pop music.
Did Taylor Swift commit genocide when I wasn't looking?
 
GrandNumberOfPounds dijo:
Is that from the Onion?

But seriously, why is she scum?
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Maybe because it looks like she's dating the father from That's so Raven
 
Taylor Swift gets together with some guy, breaks up with him a week later, then demonizes and humiliates the guy she broke up with in one of her shitty songs.
Or maybe it's because some things sound better in my head than when I actually say it. I should think things through better before I say things.
Oh, and in response to Red's post, WAT.
 
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