The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

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Hobo killing sim is also known as Condemned Criminal Origins.

Another melee game but instead of deranged hobos it's weird ass fantasy dudes and bird people
 
Man gets murdered taking a piss, and the murderer might be a super Saiyan.



Pregnant girl comes back home to find everyone is dead.


People enter a prison to fix past problems.


Highly trained mercenary is made inferior because a captain took command.
 
Your dad is passive aggressive, expects a ton from you, and apparently has a very broad definition of what a cow or bear is.
 
Dumb punk finds out he's mixed-race and that can somehow help him defeat the overlord of the world.

DmC: Devil May Cry?


Rocket powered marsupial fights an invasion of swine flu.

Guy claws his way out of a coma by solving puzzles.

Rich guy funds both the hero team and the local terrorists to save the world.

A king gives seven random misfits his balls.
 
A bunch of random misfits try to steal chicken nuggets and take down the government.
 
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