The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Red Hood]

You inadvertently load up a lot of skilled professionals with mental illness.

Man tries and fails to kill children

Ultima VIII

 

[jewelry investor]

mining company diversifies into sports

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

mining company diversifies into sports

Unreal Tournament.

 

[jewelry investor]

Unreal Tournament.

dominating

You wake up and your church was renovated.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You wake up and your church was renovated.

Ultima VII?

 

[jewelry investor]

Ultima VII?

far from it but good guess

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

dominating

You wake up and your church was renovated.

Diablo?

 

[jewelry investor]

Diablo?

nope

 

[Vault Boy]

A guy tries to figure out his sense of identity after an incident at a train station causes a viral outbreak.

 

[Red Hood]

You and your weird LGBT friends attempt to chop down a tree

 

[epicguy14]

Autist kills fat guy while running.

 

[c-no]

A bunch of people fight each other for a sword.

The hotel you are at is filled with zombies.

You live in a world with elves, dwarves, and industrial age technology.

You get some fancy technology in exchange for hacking some technology at the behest of an executive.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

You live in a world with elves, dwarves, and industrial age technology.

Arcanum

You get some fancy technology in exchange for hacking some technology at the behest of an executive.

System Shock

 

[The Demon]

you get to play as a dwarf with a shotgun

 

[Sammy]

you get to play as a dwarf with a shotgun

Overwatch

 

[Vault Boy]

you get to play as a dwarf with a shotgun

Borderlands 2.

 

[Burned Man]

A bunch of people fight each other for a sword.

The hotel you are at is filled with zombies.

You live in a world with elves, dwarves, and industrial age technology.

You get some fancy technology in exchange for hacking some technology at the behest of an executive.

1 DMC 3
2 Dead Island

you get to play as a dwarf with a shotgun

3 Dirty Dwarfs

 

[The Demon]

Overwatch

Borderlands 2.

3 Dirty Dwarfs

i was looking for shadowrun, but i accept all of these and now i know about a fun sega saturn game. thank you

 

[shartshooter]

Your grandfather was murdered so you walk around his house.

You live in a world with elves, dwarves, and industrial age technology.

Arcanum

 

[c-no]

1 DMC 3
2 Dead Island

No to 1, yes to 2.

Arcanum



System Shock

Arcanum

You guys got them right.


You are a red Boba Fett looking guy fighting against an organization he once worked for.

You fight violent hobos and criminals with melee weapons most of the time in a dark and gritty city.

You and your friends fight against hoards of rats.