The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Káiser Futura]

1) Blade Runner: The Game.
2)Blonde guy kills and fuck things.
3)It's like playing a real guitar, without the real guitar part.

 

[Bob Page]

A bunch of pissed off martian colonists become pseudo-Space Soviets and start a grudge war with earth.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

1) Blade Runner: The Game.

Snatcher?

3)It's like playing a real guitar, without the real guitar part.

Either Guitar Hero or Rock Band.

 

[Purple Stuff]

crying toddler hallucinates about hell and then dies

 

[Brahmin Baron]

1) Blade Runner: The Game.
2)Blonde guy kills and fuck things.
3)It's like playing a real guitar, without the real guitar part.

1) I wasn't sure if this was a trick question or not, since an actual Blade Runner game came out in 1997, but it looks like Baldur's Gait got the answer.
2) Duke Nukem 3d

 

[Káiser Futura]

Snatcher?


Either Guitar Hero or Rock Band.

1) You're Winner!
3)Actually, it can be any Guitar Hero/Rock Band Style Game, but correct.

1) I wasn't sure if this was a trick question or not, since an actual Blade Runner game came out in 1997, but it looks like Baldur's Gait got the answer.
2) Duke Nukem 3d

2)You're Winner!

 

[Zaryiu]

1) Blade Runner: The Game.
2)Blonde guy kills and fuck things.
3)It's like playing a real guitar, without the real guitar part.

1 is the Blade Runner Game right?

 

[c-no]

Some factions go to war and @Guardian G.I. is part of the infantry of one of said factions.

Squads of military soldiers from all over the globe end up fighting demons.

A vacation for a man and his daughter quickly go to hell once said daughter goes missing.

You play as a neet who can only leave his home through a hole in his bathroom wall.

 

[Zaryiu]

Some factions go to war and @Guardian G.I. is part of the infantry of one of said factions.

Squads of military soldiers from all over the globe end up fighting demons.

A vacation for a man and his daughter quickly go to hell once said daughter goes missing.

You play as a neet who can only leave his home through a hole in his bathroom wall.

2 Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey
3 Silent Hill
4 Silent Hill 4

 

[c-no]

2 Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey
3 Silent Hill
4 Silent Hill 4

Correct.

You and three guys against criminals and bringing order to the chaos.

A group of four people fight against hoards of rodent furries.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A group of four people fight against hoards of rodent furries.

Warhammer: Vermintide?

You put a clown in a mental hospital.

 

[Brahmin Baron]

You put a clown in a mental hospital.

Batman: Arkham Asylum

 

[Lithos]

1. That skinny old man who has been your friend for a long time decides to kill everyone you know.
2. Rookies are dispatched, their submarine door opens, everyone dies.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

A Michael Bay-like production of a classical poem.

 

[Zaryiu]

A Michael Bay-like production of a classical poem.

Dante's Inferno

 

[Overcast]

A monkey, a black kid, a middle aged man, and a girl end up on an adventure and uncovering a conspiracy.

You must rescue your girlfriend from an embryo.

Three people go to space and contract a disease that kills them if any of them come in contact with each other.

You get called into a world because a guy is sad and everyone is ignoring him.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A monkey, a black kid, a middle aged man, and a girl end up on an adventure and uncovering a conspiracy.

Final Fantasy IX?

You must rescue your girlfriend from an embryo.

Super Meat Boy

 

[Overcast]

Final Fantasy IX?


Super Meat Boy

Right on both counts.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Guy helps an old lady so he can hear a bedtime story about his parents.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

You play as a lone soldier attempting to settle a longstanding theological schism.