The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Safety Moth]

I got one: Aliens don't want people touching their fancy metal and they want to touch it anyways.

 

[Drain Todger]

Koreans in knock-off body armor are digging up old ruins and you have to stop them.

 

[Overcast]

An autist, a fat man, an asshole, and a girl make their way across the south dealing with very angry people that want to beat them up.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Koreans in knock-off body armor are digging up old ruins and you have to stop them.

Crysis?

Right, here's mine. Schizophrenic woman finally lets go of dead bf.

 

[Cod of War]

An autist, a fat man, an asshole, and a girl make their way across the south dealing with very angry people that want to beat them up.

Left 4 Dead 2

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Pay your fine for oversleeping -- no wait that is actually the plot of the game

 

[Mage of Conquest]

Great, another fine day of high school and fighting with people and their inner demons with nothing but an oddly satisfyingly crunchy tarot deck. Let me just hang out with my friends, damn.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Go on shopping trips for your bitch wife while avoiding the weirdos that live in your town.

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

Great, another fine day of high school and fighting with people and their inner demons with nothing but an oddly satisfyingly crunchy tarot deck. Let me just hang out with my friends, damn.

Persona?

Here's a couple:
1) 2nd Amendment-loving strangers fight the manifestations of the 2nd Amendment because they fucked up in life.
2) The Old Testament, now with necromancy, demon incest, and slapstick comedy.
3) A game of logic and problem-solving equivalent to crack cocaine where the goal is to be as lazy as possible.
4) An unhinged British detective drugs a homeless man so he can use a payphone, casually eats human flesh, and steals a pair of scissors from a godly being capable of powers beyond humanity's understanding, among many others.

 

[Cod of War]

Persona?

Here's a couple:
1) 2nd Amendment-loving strangers fight the manifestations of the 2nd Amendment because they fucked up in life.
2) The Old Testament, now with necromancy, demon incest, and slapstick comedy.
3) A game of logic and problem-solving equivalent to crack cocaine where the goal is to be as lazy as possible.
4) An unhinged British detective drugs a homeless man so he can use a payphone, casually eats human flesh, and steals a pair of scissors from a godly being capable of powers beyond humanity's understanding, among many others.

4) Mystery of the Druids

I only know of it because Mandalore Gaming did a video on it a few weeks ago

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Try on different outfits and NPCs will either like them or not.

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

4) Mystery of the Druids

I only know of it because Mandalore Gaming did a video on it a few weeks ago

Yeah.

That game is a fucking acid trip.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

2) The Old Testament, now with necromancy, demon incest, and slapstick comedy.

Binding of Isaac?

EDIT:

Try on different outfits and NPCs will either like them or not.

Disco Elysium, of course.

 

[Sammy]

Here's a couple:
1) 2nd Amendment-loving strangers fight the manifestations of the 2nd Amendment because they fucked up in life.

I've never played any so I'm not confident, but that's like what The Division game series sound like when I look at media about them.
Or maybe Far Cry 5.

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

Binding of Isaac?

Nope.
Hint: Source Engine.

I've never played any so I'm not confident, but that's like what The Division game series sound like when I look at media about them.
Or maybe Far Cry 5.

Not even close.
Hint: The game has a shit ton of puns.

 

[draggs]

A man crawls around in a box to deal with his brother's daddy issues

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A man crawls around in a box and taps walls to deal with his brother's daddy issues

Metal Gear Solid

 

[draggs]

Metal Gear Solid

I hope this one is harder but probably not

A dog fucks with people

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I hope this one is harder but probably not

A dog fucks with people

I want to say Silent Hill 2 maybe?

 

[draggs]

I want to say Silent Hill 2 maybe?

Hah! It was Silent Hill: Origins

Nah, it could be 2 or Origins or Escape, but I was thinking of 2