The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Bob Page]

Delta operatives go into a destroyed city and accidentally fuck everything up even more.

Spec Ops: The Line

 

[Zach_Kun]

Infamous: Second Son?

Splatoon.

No on both. Try again faggots lolololol

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

No on both. Try again faggots lolololol

Jet Set Radio?

 

[Zach_Kun]

Jet Set Radio?

Coorect! It’s Jet Set Radio (Jet Set Radio Future is also an acceptable answer)

 

[Bob Page]

A kung fu god keeps fucking around with time and makes things worse.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A kung fu god keeps fucking around with time and makes things worse.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT!!! 9

 

[Bob Page]

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT!!! 9

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

A normal day at work goes horribly wrong and nearly everyone tries to kill you.

 

[Sable]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

A normal day at work goes horribly wrong and nearly everyone tries to kill you.

Half-Life?

 

[Bob Page]

Half-Life?

Yes.

Human gains powers but reptillian aliens are out to kill him and his race. Oh, and some fish aliens adore him.

 

[Stoneheart]

PI is realy getting super casual... the main problem in hoi4 is the low level AI and not the enemy AI.

 

[Burned Man]

Mayor beats up fag in a wheelchair.

Final Fight

 

[Red Hood]

NATO intervenes in a 3rd world terrorist group's attempt to hog resources.

 

[Bob Page]

A reason why to never let Einstein build a time machine.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

A reason why to never let Einstein build a time machine.

Red Alert, the best that ever was.

An international diplomat is forced to come to terms with his failing body, and responds with experimental surgery to allow him to complete one last job setting policy for third-world orphans, finding them medical support and employment.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A fat doctor steals military weapons to blow up the moon and hold the world hostage.

 

[Vault Boy]

A fat doctor steals military weapons to blow up the moon and hold the world hostage.

Sonic Adventure 2?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Sonic Adventure 2?

That's it.

 

[Overcast]

A robot murders your family and now you must go and rob from his partners while also running away from the law.

 

[A Witty Name]

It didn't work the first time you tried it, why would your attempt at becoming an hero with a gun work the other hundreds of times you try it?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A robot murders your family and now you must go and rob from his partners while also running away from the law.

Sly Cooper