The Game Awards 2022 - Prepare to cringe

[Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus]

Lmao, the fucking delivery driver sim gets a sequel?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Oh shit is that the lesbo from Blue is the Warmest Color again?

yep I was right

btw this shitshow is boring I'm going back to making my own game

 

[Elysian]

That Death Stranding baby’s bloodstream must entirely consist of Monster Energy at this point

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I HATE KOJIMA
I HATE KOJIMA
I HATE KOJIMA

I HATE GENSHIN IMPACT
I HATE GENSHIN IMPACT
I HATE GENSHIN IMPACT

 

[Michael Wade]

FUCKING METAL GEAR in death stranding?

 

[Wesker]

Ewww Death Stranding 2? The first one was abysmal. Just another self suck fest to pretend he can write and hang around celebs more. I can't wait until he finally fucking dies at this point.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

>Death Stranding 2
didn't they cast Margaret Qualley in the first one?
for the sequel they better cast her sister Rainey, she completely mogs her imo

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Ruined a good story for identity politics! A story as old as time.

>make a story about the struggles of an anxiety disorders and the like, make it somewhat relatable to people with said conditions
>rewrite everything retroactively to suit troon shit
Why can't people have a game about mental illness to try to relate to without it always devolving to troon shit, must feel bad being like autistic or the like in the gaming industry

 

[Cod of War]

You fuckers didnt sit though the whole show. I DID. IVE SEEN EVERY PAUL ANDERSON RE MOVIE .

It's a pure breed of narm and charm.

Self-harm is not okay.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I didn't think Geoff was really going to blow Kojima on stage again

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Damn, I was just joking when I said give Kojima a bigger presentation than Kevin Conroy you fucking nigger Geoff

 

[Wesker]

FUCKING METAL GEAR in death stranding?

He is so fucking one note it's astounding. Reuse the REX head for the 20th fucking time.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Hang on you guys I can translate for him - "autistic ching chong ramblings about Lego"

 

[The Cunting Death]

Goddamn Lea is fucking cute

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Well, friends are off work so I'm done with this shit.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I can't believe that Kojnima is making a sequel to the Nintendo DS!

 

[Activelo]

Bots are winning the Steam Decks and chat is going ballistic lol

Edit: False alarm, turns out that the pop-up bugged out and it's the steam IDs

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Well, friends are off work so I'm done with this shit.

You deserve better than this, we all do

 

[Disc]

Making a sequel to death stranding is a dangerous fucking play. Because people will know what they're getting in to this time, and will thus be accordingly much more suspect.

This will not be coasting on Hideous Kojumbo's name alone, it's the sequel to a very divisive game for very core reasons.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I like how when they walked out the door it was basically a BLM protest