The Game Awards 2022 - Prepare to cringe

[Wesker]

I don't think I've been hyped for a game release in like 15 fucking years from a trailer.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Kojimbo

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

....oh no....

 

[Michael Wade]

the resident evil show was shit and you should feel bad for liking it

You fuckers didnt sit though the whole show. I DID. IVE SEEN EVERY PAUL ANDERSON RE MOVIE .

It's a pure breed of narm and charm.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

KOJIMA TIME

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Go home you autistic fuck

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

God Dammit

 

[Cod of War]

KOJIMBO

 

[Breadbassket]

Wasn't this mentioned previously in the last "award show"?

It probably has been mentioned a lot but many just aren't aware it is how the voting works. If more knew that their votes didn't matter and this was just the industry giving itself pats on the back and peddling whatever new stuff no one will actually play for more then a few hours then the Game Awards wouldn't be as big of a deal as they are now.

 

[Michael Wade]

JIGGLE BABY

 

[Wesker]

Oh good. Another Kojima faggot production that'll lose tens of millions again.

 

[404unf]

Death stranding 2?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Oh shit is that the lesbo from Blue is the Warmest Color again?

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

This looks just like Death Stranding.

What an uncreative fuck.

 

[Wikipedia]

female protag 2D platformer game, popular in speedrunning, story retroactively got declared to be about transitioning, dev became a tranny after release

Ruined a good story for identity politics! A story as old as time.

 

[Tepes Thot]

More Death Stranding? Kojima come on.

 

[Cantercoin]

You fuckers didnt sit though the whole show. I DID. IVE SEEN EVERY PAUL ANDERSON RE MOVIE .

It's a pure breed of narm and charm.

if someone shat on a plate and filmed it youd claim its best thing since citizen kane

 

[Sithis]

Man it kinda makes me sad to think of what Kojima could accomplish with his art direction skills if he would learn how to just make decent storied games with fun gameplay instead of shitty movies with button interaction

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Remember how this faggot bitched and moaned they wouldn't let him quit MGS?

I think that was a fucking lie.