Probably a bit of pl in this post, but nothing that I give a shit about or am not open about anyway. I'm a grown ass child free woman. Started the pill in my teens, loved it. Always had bad cramps and acne before, after, no cramps, less acne, great! Parents decided my irresponsible ass needed norplant, which was good for a while, but ended badly with awful PMS. Horrible mood issues. After having it removed, I relied on condoms for years to try and get my body hormone free and back to normal. Then I went on low hormone pill, and all was fine. No PMS, no cramps, very regular, happy lady. But then I turned 30. I'm a smoker. And everyone knows that smokers over 30 who take the pill have a higher risk of stroke. And I figured, since I gotta use condoms anyway, because boys have cooties, I could ditch the pill. So I did. And had a stroke anyway. Fml. So now I have a copper IUD. It did come with cramps and irregularities for a while, but not having any hormonal or chemical problems is really relaxing. And since it's good for 10 years, it should hold me until menopause.
The fucked up thing is that I tried to get an IUD when I was a teenager,and in my 20s and no doctor would approve me. After my stroke when I told my doctor I wanted one I expected a fight. But no fight. Just jokes from my bro about detonating remote targets.