The B Movie Thread. - Your place to post and talk about the cheesy goodness of B movies.

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The Cringe Connoisseur

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I'll start with some links to some B movies that I enjoy. BTW did you know YouTube has a metric shit ton of free full length unedited movies?

Robo Vampire (1988}: Insanely cheaply made hong kong sweatshop kung fu movie that is very poorly made but unbelievably hilarious and memorable for how utterly terrible it is, a personal favorite of mine. Have some stiff drinks and watch this with friends and you will cry from laughter I guarantee it. (Animal abuse warning. Some snakes get blown up in the opening segment and later on an actual dead cow is cut open and filled with bags of cocaine. It's an old chinese movie, it is what it is.)


Samurai Cop (1991): An awkward low budget early 90s action movie with numerous editing mistakes/oversights bad writing and laughably bad and awkward dialog. One of the most iconic B movies for classic cheese fans.


Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957): About as legendary as legendary gets as far as B movies are concerned, this is one of the most famous so bad it's good films of all time.


Phallus In Wonderland (1992): An utterly obscene musical made by the heavy metal band GWAR back in '92 featuring grotesque life sized puppets used to lampoon america's hypocritical self righteous war on obscenity. A must see for fans of the age of the grossout and of the band as well. Fun fact, it was actually nominated for a Grammy for best long form music video but lost to Diva by Annie Lennox. It's basically like some unhinged Jim Hinson production that was spawned from a drug addict's nightmare, it's wild.

The quality is shit on this video but there are DVDs out there you can buy.


House On Haunted Hill (1959): A great classic of the drive in theater era where cheesy horror reigned supreme, One of Vincent Price's greatest films in my opinion and a great watch during Halloween.

 
I'm a huge fan of B-movies, especially horror and Sci-Fi. To the point that I run a separate library for them on my media server to avoid weirding out friends and family that use it.

I would say you can't go wrong with Vincent Price and as an actor that's true, but he was in so many things and a portion of them are so genuinely dreadful not even Vincent can redeem them. However Witchfinder General, Masque of the Red Death, Comedy of Terrors, The Raven, House of Wax, and The Pit and the Pendulum are examples of solid Pricekino. Most of the time just watching him chew the scenery while exuding impossible levels of charisma is more than enough.
 
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Real 'puttin dis nigga on ignore' hours over hea
I will never forgive capeshitters for effectively killing off cheesy action movies. Ironically one of my favorite such examples, Cellular (2004), was arguably Chris Evans' breakout role.
Chris Evans and Jason Statham? How have I not heard of this?? :stress:

I mentioned it on another thread, but ladies and gentlemen for your entertainment I present Bullfighter.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UKGxMPOctV4
When Wikipedia fuckwits can't be bothered to write a plot synopsis and the first IMDB review summarizes it as 'Incoherent', you know you're in for a treat.
 
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For some of those titles, I think a "B" is being very generous indeed.
 
Here have a pile of movies someone posted to a physical media group i'm in. Freaked is great if you're a 90s kid it was somehow utterly ignored and failed horrible but it's genuinely well made and funny with amazing practical effects and costumes and loads of dumb 90s gross out humor.

Freaked (1992): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHA1fyW-eRw
House on haunted hill (1959 4K remaster): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pri3-dSDcOk
C.H.U.D. (1984): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzL452PBG1c
Plan 9 from outer space (1957): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsb74pW7goU
Scarlet Street (1945): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9srGe68u4qQ
The jungle book (1942): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8EJ9uhsfQQ
Sun Dragon (1979): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owgwxBRDYtc
For a few dollars more (1965): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv0FLlEEFQ4
The Good the bad and the ugly -Uncut- (1966): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NQ7gOBKw7M
 
Steel Frontier on Tubi is a solid Post-Apocalyptic Western.

Joe Lara plays the main character and he does a decent job imitating guys like Eastwood, Bronson, and Wayne.

Kane Hodder and Brion James are the main bad guys and the movie is full of awesome violence. 10/10 on the B Movie Scale.
 
I'm a huge fan of B-movies, especially horror and Sci-Fi. To the point that I run a separate library for them on my media server to avoid weirding out friends and family that use it.

I would say you can't go wrong with Vincent Price and as an actor that's true, but he was in so many things and a portion of them are so genuinely dreadful not even Vincent can redeem them. However Witchfinder General, Masque of the Red Death, Comedy of Terrors, The Raven, House of Wax, and The Pit and the Pendulum are examples of solid Pricekino. Most of the time just watching him chew the scenery while exuding impossible levels of charisma is more than enough.
The Raven is so unbelievably entertaining I was genuinely surprised, I highly recommend getting it on Bluray. Last man on earth? Not so much. He just didn't seem to really be into it all that much because it was a serious role and didn't allow for his flamboyant overly dramatic acting.
 
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