Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Amber countered by saying Rafe kept the cats in her basement which was apparently mouldy and this made the cats sick.

Just a small correction. Rafe was the one who claimed Amber kept Rarity in the moldy basement.

To expand on that: When Amber moved in with Becky, she took Rarity and Twinkie with her and left Wasabi with Rafe and Hannah.

According to all of them, Amber was afraid the landlord wouldn't allow her animals in the house, so she hid Rarity in the basement (Rafe, IIRC, said Rarity was kept there, while Amber said she only put Rarity in the basement one day when the landlord was coming over).
Regardless of the truth, Rarity ended up at Rafe's place.
 
Rickie and Eric seem happy enough together to me. It's a fool's errand to try to figure out why a specific couple is together; many dynamics within a couple are invisible to outsiders, but they are there. Neither are geniuses, both seem friendly, they both love candles... Seems legit.

I also don't think it is accurate to characterize Eric as a freeloader anymore (although "lazy sack of shit" is still applicable). His subscription count and view count has been creeping up: every month, AdSense is sending him more money than the month before. Assuming Rickie or Amberlynn or a combination thereof is picking up his slack for the rent, Eric probably is making enough money to pay for his own candles now, and many of his other incidental living expenses. As every month goes by, he gets a little lighter on Rickie's wallet, which is probably making things more pleasant for both.

At the pace his viewership is growing, by the end of the year Eric should be getting close to being able to support himself completely, if not cover his share of the rent. Maybe that's when they'll decide to finally flee the nest? It will happen at some point; they don't have a lifetime commitment to Amberlynn, and roommate situations are transitory by definition. The bad news for Eric, though, is once he flies the nest, nobody will watch his videos anymore and the pocket money will dry up.

Becky is the most freeloading member of the house, which is ironic because (unbeknownst to her) she actually is in a seat of power, with Amberlynn's fate in her fat paws. I assume Amberlynn foots all her expenses, as if Becky were her butler. The boys probably handle their finances separately from the girls.

It is somewhat appalling that in this brave new world it is possible to make money doing absolutely nothing but being a dummy, but I guess there's no point in fretting about that.
 
Dana and Destiny got engaged
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(I just screenshotted the video and posted it, I’m not sure how to archive stuff on my phone yet or if this even warrants archiving so forgive me plz )
(And it turns out I’m late :( sorry ya’ll)
 
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FORTY-ONE SECONDS of talking about avocado firmness
Bless you for taking another one for the team. Your efforts are truly appreciated.
Rickie says, verbatim, "will you help me pick these up" and Eric responds by turning the camera on himself, saying Rickie is making "some avocado chicken thing or whatever" and mocking Rickie's speech while not helping him. If you don't believe me, it's at 4:36.
After watching countless videos of Eric standing over Rickie while he cooks, offering no assistance other than bitchy comments, this is entirely believable. Jesus he's useless.
Eric's hairstyle of the day is "can I speak to the manager" or possibly a small wicker basket upended on his head at a jaunty angle
You are the wind beneath my wings, @Strine.
 
New video from Eric, I couldn't help but notice the half empty liquor bottles. The Gays are trying to watch their weight and are actually losing so it's unlikely they are partaking. I'm on board for the "Becky is an alcoholic" speculation. I think she's using alcohol to cope with her miserable existence with Amber.
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Eric's new video is up. I haven't made it through the whole thing but he mentions a few times that Rickie is cooking a "family dinner" for all four of the roommates to enjoy while they watch a movie.
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Hmmm... This neither looks "lean" nor "green":
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Not that it's any surprise, but it appears as if our gorl has definitely dumped Optavia.
According to the comments, Amber doesn't make an appearance in this one. After showing off this dainty meal (Jesus, there are SEVENTEEN slices of garlic bread for 4 people) it cuts off abruptly to the boys going to Rickie's doctor appointment.
 
Not sure what diet the fags are on to have so much bread and pasta.
I think it's the "we live with two deathfat dykes who are physiologically addicted to carbohydrates and eat out four times a day" diet. Eric does nothing all day except eat, drink and be Mary so he probably eats out with Pluto and Charon and healthy cooking is out of the question because it might qualify as housew*rk. Rickie has to work full time and then cook for himself after doing all the housekeeping so I think he can be forgiven for a suboptimal diet.
 
'Diet' could just mean the gays aren't eating as much. Even a haphazard home cooked meal in the right portioning is much healthier then eating out.

Half empty booze bottles... and a mixer bottle..that looked almost all empty..hrm. So with out knowing when the bottles were bought, we don't got a time line, but the mixer is telling. Some one is mixing their drinks super sweet. I don't see Eric and Rickie as the type to be well, buzzed all the time. Rickie is at work most of the day, and Eric is just boring, but I don't think he qualifies as a lush.

Now Hamber and Becky..I think it's honestly more Becky. But a good belt of stiff drink also will kill pain. Remember her Leg pain, and now she never mentions it? She might be self medicating..with liquor. Get a good buzz going and forget the pain. Nor does size impact drinking as much as people act like it does. To an extent a bigger person can drink more, but I suspect Hamber has no god damn tolerance yet.

Keep up the work KF, nat 20 them perception checks. If the bottles change, we get an idea of frequency of drinking..
 
At 3:10 in the video they mention how Becky has high cholesterol and that the food is bad for her. Yet another crack in the foundation for Lesbian Jowl Creature...
A wayward glance at Lesbian Jowl Creature (let my epitaph show that this and Thumbslug were my coinages) will show anybody with normal colour vision that she's got the cardiovascular function of a 60yo alcoholic obese man. Even Amber doesn't have problems this bad with blood pressure - she's going to get her heart attack from beetus instead. Being this badly affected by heart problems so early in life bodes grimly for Necky.
 
Noticed a margarita mix container there and from an older video AL mentioned that the scent of Margarita's reminds her of Becky.
 
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