Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Hey Clanger--

The Thumb could be yer Queen if she'd just cart her lazy ass back to England.

Better watch what you say about her Fam.

:):):):)

Ooooo yeah...

Oops.

Sorry Queenie, Your Maj, can I get you a neck oh fuck...

If I suddenly disappear you know I've been beheaded by Queen Becky of the House of Thumb. I know there's a fecking huge great stone under the throne, but we're going to have to reinforce her Consort's seat nevertheless. Although we'd all get a laugh if Prince Albert fell through the balcony. One minute you're waving at the adoring plebs, next it's all gone CccRAAAACK....SQUEEEEEE....FLUBODGESPLAT and yet another Royal is just a bloody splat on the ground.

Ol Becks has the chin for it though. Took our lot years of inbreeding to get that weak -chinned mong look.
 
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Late cos life, but fuuurking hell.

I know we are hardly a bastion of integrity but I think it's a cunty thing to reach out to anyone on periphery, say "you can trust me" then do that.

Ok, Becky's mom should've known better but the entire family are hardly the Brains Trust. I've a feeling that, between them, there's an entire withered branch of the evolutionary tree there (cept they don't do the evilooshun stuurf cos Baby Jezurs) and none of them will ever win humanitarian of the year, but there's still a mark. And some silly cunt just had to blunder over it to....what? Prove something to a load of other silly cunts? Get you, Boss Grrrl. Twat.

I agree with Clanger. Becky's mom is no saint, but she just strikes me as a hick that doesn't know any better and didn't do harm to anyone. Grade A cunt move to trick her like that. I've lost all ability to feel sorry for Becky or AL cause I've seen the evidence that they are bad people, but I think Becky's mom just wants to craft shit in peace.
 
I don't even think Becky's family gives two shits about the posts going public. What they do care about is the fallout they are getting from ALR going off on them. Can you imagine the screeching, the whining and the crying to Becky about how unfair she is being treated? They are probably also afraid that our gorl will force Becky to cut ties with them. In her embarrassment at what they said about her, she will stir more shit to get Becky away from them, and quickly
 
I bet Becky mean mugging in person to her mom and sister is much scarier than what we saw in the Rafe stirred the pot vid. I am positive AL got Becky all riled up, was mad, cried, binged blames EVERYBODY for the worst bing bender yet and has Becky doing her bidding while she sits as the meek mattress princess. Everyone is so mean because she is fat you guyz.

Amber is turning Becky’s family’s distain for AL into a weapon to make Becky mad at her own family. AL is one manipulative Cuntry gorl.
 
I don't even think Becky's family gives two shits about the posts going public. What they do care about is the fallout they are getting from ALR going off on them. Can you imagine the screeching, the whining and the crying to Becky about how unfair she is being treated? They are probably also afraid that our gorl will force Becky to cut ties with them. In her embarrassment at what they said about her, she will stir more shit to get Becky away from them, and quickly
AL doesnt go off on anyone, she's a huge pussy.
 
AL doesnt go off on anyone, she's a huge pussy.
She goes off at her enablers when she doesn't get what she wants. We've all heard her screeching at Becky in the background of Eric's videos. She would never confront someone with a spine, but if she thinks she has power over somebody she doesn't hesitate to treat them like garbage.

It occurs to me that Amber will probably get a pity invite to DnD's weddeeen. The Dusty saga will die forever that day, but in a blaze of invidious lesbian white trash glory. Amber will probably wear white again (green would be more appropriate) and talk at length about how she doesn't like wedding cake before eating eight slices. Becky will not be permitted to speak at the reception.
 
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She goes off at her enablers when she doesn't get what she wants. We've all heard her screeching at Becky in the background of Eric's videos. She would never confront someone with a spine, but if she thinks she has power over somebody she doesn't hesitate to treat them like garbage.

I will agree to a certain degree that Amber doesn't "go off" on her enabler. Becky is easier to control than Destiny, that much is obvious and why AL was able to gain so. god. damn. much. Not saying she didn't gain with Destiny (who became a porker too), but I digress. Knowing Becky is this sad, self-hating amorphous blob beta of a human, she will do anything Amber says. She may screech about dumb shit we see in videos, but I honestly don't think that's the case when it comes to controlling Becky. She just manipulates her to make her feel awful if she doesn't give in to her demands ("Baaayyybeeee I'm gonna STARVE! if you don't take me to Taco Bell right now! Don't you love me?"), only because it's SO FUCKING EASY with Becky. I think part of Becky enjoys being the caretaker... and a doormat. It just adds to her pathetic emo demeanor... which is pathetic because she is no longer a teenager, but in her mid 20's.

Honestly, if Amber was a screaming banshee with Becky when it came to her fits, I think that would have come out by now, and I think Eric would love to slyly show that in the background of his videos. And that is just me being optimistic considering god damn fools.
 
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She goes off at her enablers when she doesn't get what she wants. We've all heard her screeching at Becky in the background of Eric's videos. She would never confront someone with a spine, but if she thinks she has power over somebody she doesn't hesitate to treat them like garbage.
yes, her enablers not anyone else.

Necky is weak.
 
I'm willing to put money on the fact that the Bingemobile was actually totaled and that very well could have been the "bad news" from a couple of weeks ago. Hence the reason that there have been zero videos taken outside the house since then (well, aside from FAT), and why everyone's suddenly buddy-buddy with Rafe again (new chauffeur, anyone?).

Pure speculation, of course.

It's also possible Becky was charged with drunk driving & lost her license. That would really be bad for Amber & her food runs.
 
Dana needs to learn about angles and perspective like AL, she looks like a whore's ass.

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Dana needs to learn about angles and perspective like AL, she looks like a whore's ass.

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Amber is so vain that she'd apply a snapchat filter to her own autopsy photos, but Amber - though fatter and not pretty besides - isn't quite as ugly as Dana. I agree that she could try to look less like Roz from Monsters Inc in photos, but it'd be less catfish and more dogfish with a mug like that.
 
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