Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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No joking, but between this, the Becky family saga and the Optavia failure, this is probably gonna knock Amber hard and the binge monster is gonna take hold.

If she isn't 600lbs now, she will be and real soon.
 
Oh shit nigga. Amber gets trashed by Becky's mom and sister for everyone to see and now DD are engaged?? AL's gotta be losing her mind at this point. If it were a real thing, I'd say it's karma for being a terrible person. But that's like saying astrology is real or that Amber is going to put out a video retracting all the bullshit she said about Optavia, there's just no truth to it!
 
classtrash dijo:
We need to be really careful with what you say about Becky's sister (tm). With Amber's connection to the LAPD and Becky's sisters (tm) connection with KY lawyers, they just might take everyone down in the fire. These idiots really have no idea how anything works. How did they survive this long?

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This reminds me of the end of the Destiny era when Destiny's mom spoke up about Amber. Destiny and AOnly last a couple months after that. I wonder if once Amber becomes aware that her caretakers family hates her she starts trying to find another on immediately or ignores everything until it blows up in her face. Oh to be a journal on their bedroom floor right now.
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They are so fucking stupid, if you get their videos taken down it’s going to get worse, get ready for, reuploads, reactions, and response videos.
The damage is done, I hope they learned a lesson, to keep shit between them.

Edit: poor null, he is going to have some very angry autistic hillbillies coming his way, ‘monday’.
 
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Not only did Michael respond to the threat of legal action,
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but apparently Becky has actually been DMimg Zach and threatening him too:
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Guess Amber won't be pestering him for more editing tips anytime soon.
 
I really want Micheal to do a clap back so bad him and Zachary do amazing retorts and Zi live for them.

Just saw Zacks response yesss bitch. The Amber pool has been dry for like 2 months time to get wet. Christ if only DSP was this exciting.
 
Amber completely lost it and went bonkers over Becky forgetting to buy the tube-meat for her chill a few month back. My point being: the 'Becky family drama' binge that's already in progress and the massive incoming 'DD Engagement binge' that is soon to hit, combined with the stress of it all just might be the thing that causes a serious medical emergency.

But then again, I need to remind myself she loves the drama as much as she loves playing the victim.
 
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Sorry this is so late, was caught in a dilauded haze and finally woke up. I’ll try to keep4)8. aut short
Stupid Fan dijo:
I’ve been reading the “Becky is an alcoholic” posts a lot lately. Where did this stem from? I’ve seen her drink in videos but she’s never seemed like she’s drunk to me
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in a vlog AL said Becky had been drinking a lot recently. Becky changed the subject quickly to the mac and cheese that she was eating. Speculation here, but Becky landed the car in a ditch I am sure she was sober because that happens all of the time to sober folks. Sure Jan.

Phalanx dijo:
Damn this is going to be spicy AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dana and Dustin breaking up and now Amber in a real position of power over Thumby. The fags are barely at the house anymore so they are probably banking on Hamber moving out and she wants to live in Lexington. The rent is about $1000 a month for a nice apartment there.

Hamber is going to go hard AF on moving away from the family and that is then when she will have all the power, Becky is fucked at that point as Eric and Rickie will never see her and Rafe will ofcourse. She may be planning to move there as emergency
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AL can’t move easily without either of them being gainfully employed with pay stubs, right?

Toxoplasmosis dijo:
Also, didn't Becky's parents kick her out when they learned she's gay? Becky was still in high school at the time. It's bad enough to tell your kid to GTFO, but to do it to a minor? Ouch. Personally, I wouldn't have forgiven them.
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Becky also was a latchkey kid. She said she spent a lot of time raised by the tv eating chips and salsa because she was the youngest and no one was ever home.

C3PBRO dijo:
Becky's mom isn't gonna sue shit, she's a backwoods old bint who probably thinks photos and comments posted on public social media fall under some sort of copyright, like most lolcows seem to. The flailing will be fun to watch, though, I guess.
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Heyheyhey2 dijo:
I was watching Michael’s video on Becky’s sister and what went on FB. But around 2 am last night this was found in the comments. I didn’t get to capture what the replies were but most of the replies were just calling her out about suing Michael. She deleted it about an hour later.

Most people were saying it was AL herself or Becky on a different account but idk personally it sounds like Becky’s sis.
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I love the idea that B’s family has a lawyer on retainer, yet AL had to buy the kids school supplies because the whole family is broke.

Pog Mathoin dijo:
The question has to be asked... how many super-morbidly obese family members who may or may not have difficulty wiping their own buttholes does Becky have? Granted, it's entirely within the realms of possibility that there may be an entire Williams clan of super -fatfucks in Kentucky, but until I see evidence to the contrary, this is totally about MeeMaw & Misty getting snapped for being cunty about Amber and getting caught doing it.
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This reminds me of when AL forced Dusty’s sister to do damage control after it leaked that she was talking about AL at work. AL cries and whines until she gets her way.

Sorry again for the length.
 
Can you imagine Becky's inbred yokel clan trying to take legal action against anybody? Becky struggles (usually in vain) to utter a coherent sentence* and I don't think the Becky watermelon fell far from the Williams vine with respect to brainpower. They'll probably burn a cross in MBP's front lawn before they call a lawyer, and I don't think courtrooms have "bariatric" rostrums for the plaintiffs that her Italian "birth ant" and meemaw can squeeze into, or a loading dock to haul Amber in with a truck. If online infamy is such a problem for her, maybe she should stop living off the profits gained from it.

*"I've always been a early bird... I've never been awake before 8am, like, and not been asleep"
 
I hate myself enough to give a play-by-play of Eric's latest proffering.


  • Rickie opens with a horrible undercut-with-floppy-fringe 'do for his badly dyed hair. We're hearing about the agony of choice regarding breakfast, and Rickie is going to make "oatmeal breakfast bars". Eric naturally does not so much as assist with breakfast, since unlike Rickie who only works 40hrs a week at a slaughterhouse, Eric is simply too swamped with iPad shopping and incorrect hair product application to make breakfast for his sole provider.
  • Very boring food preparation with Rickie's awful arm tattoos getting generous screentime
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  • Rickie remarks that he's not good at baking which elicits a smug giggle from his unemployable husband who doesn't bake for him
  • Rickie continues to mumble in his unsettling cant of Calamity Jane on HRT and the paedophile from Family Guy
  • They're meant to be eating healthy; Rickie is visibly fatter than in previous videos although his skin is good
  • Eric continues to lisp, film, and not help
  • Rickie has read clickbait about how honey is "really really good for you" (it's not; it's sugary bee vomit)
  • Eric shows off the cringeworthy shirt he spent Rickie's money on
  • Julia Childs walks in and dumps the bowl on Eric's head sorry I started fantasising out of boredom
  • The adrenaline keeps on pounding as the tap is turned on and Eric points the camera at the desiccated sea sponge growing out of his scalp
  • Becky is in the kitchen being fat; backwards hat is necessary at 8am indoors in winter
  • Rickie cracks a bone-white egg with a sickly yellow yolk into the ungodly concoction (why are American eggs like this?)
  • We hit the 11min mark and nothing has happened
  • Eric charmingly alludes to his digestive malfunction, an established trend at this point but no less revolting for that
  • Speaking of established trends, Rickie makes some genuinely amusing and charming comments which are quickly derailed by Autism Llama and Thumb Slug
  • Becky makes unfunny comments about postmodern gender theory which apparently embarrasses her since in every shot her face gets more rubicund. Better up your blood pressure medication Necky
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  • A tempest of incoherent lisping from Eric as Rickie puts the oatmeal whatever in the oven. Cut to getting it out; it's underdone so it goes back in. Suddenly it's night outside?
  • It looks like a swamp bed in a drought
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  • Rickie eats some, chewing on camera with his mouth open a la Chantal
  • Eric is full of effusive praise as he mumbles "it's not awful" with a mouthful of food a la Chantal
  • Lesbian Jowl Creature chews some with her mouth open and is courteous enough to actually praise Rickie's efforts

~FIN~
 
@Strine that was amazing please do this more; Autism Llama and Lesbian Jowl Creature made me spit tea. I love you.

I always feel bad for Rickie at this point I view him like Destiny just wants a simple life, no drama and just wants to love. He deserves way better than Eric though.
 
Malibougie dijo:
in a vlog AL said Becky had been drinking a lot recently. Becky changed the subject quickly to the mac and cheese that she was eating. Speculation here, but Becky landed the car in a ditch I am sure she was sober because that happens all of the time to sober folks. Sure Jan.
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I'm willing to put money on the fact that the Bingemobile was actually totaled and that very well could have been the "bad news" from a couple of weeks ago. Hence the reason that there have been zero videos taken outside the house since then (well, aside from FAT), and why everyone's suddenly buddy-buddy with Rafe again (new chauffeur, anyone?).

Pure speculation, of course.
 
8008135 dijo:
I'm willing to put money on the fact that the Bingemobile was actually totaled and that very well could have been the "bad news" from a couple of weeks ago. Hence the reason that there have been zero videos taken outside the house since then (well, aside from FAT), and why everyone's suddenly buddy-buddy with Rafe again (new chauffeur, anyone?).

Pure speculation, of course.
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I agree. I don’t doubt that the suspension was f*ed already, and then hitting a ditch- I bet it nearly broke in half. I bet they only have PLPD insurance too.

They were able to get the car before because Becky had pay stubs. They don’t now. They will have to pay cash for their next clunker. It better have a hemi
 
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