Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Mr Foster]

Body type: fridge. Jesus, Dana. An absolute unit.

Why is that swamp ogre kissing a 12 year old boy with a vending machine starwars wax tattoo?

 

[89elbees]

Was there actually some mention of something happening to the car or is it just speculation because we haven't seen them outside the house in a while? Genuine question, I'm behind on my lore

 

[Tear People Up]

Was there actually some mention of something happening to the car or is it just speculation because we haven't seen them outside the house in a while? Genuine question, I'm behind on my lore

Yes. Becky had to take it to the “car place” to get fixed after driving it into a ditch. Next video Rafe was back, theoretically to truck them to Walmart. Car hasn’t been mentioned again.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

Why is that swamp ogre kissing a 12 year old boy with a vending machine starwars wax tattoo?

Jesus she could be drafted on to any NFL team as a linebacker.

 

[89elbees]

Yes. Becky had to take it to the “car place” to get fixed after driving it into a ditch. Next video Rafe was back, theoretically to truck them to Walmart. Car hasn’t been mentioned again.

she actually drove it in to a ditch

I've met a lot of shitty drivers in my day, and I've gotta say, as bad as they can be, I've never seen one do something like drive into a fucking ditch without some crazy extenuating circumstances (or BACs) to justify it.

 

[PuckishRogue]

she actually drove it in to a ditch

I've met a lot of shitty drivers in my day, and I've gotta say, as bad as they can be, I've never seen one do something like drive into a fucking ditch without some crazy extenuating circumstances (or BACs) to justify it.

My money is deadass on Becky having been drunk.

 

[MillionaireMadman]

I dunno about you guys but this is the best entertainment we've had for a good while. Not only is Becky's retarded sister crying out how she's gonna Jew up and get the family lawyer, while still not being to tell the difference between your and you're, but we've got Dusty getting married to liquid AL. What a way to end the Dustin arc once and for all.

Becky might have to bend the knee and propose, because you fucking know AL is gonna try and up stage this

 

[89elbees]

Becky might have to bend the knee and propose, because you fucking know AL is gonna try and up stage this

She tried to once, on camera no less, and AL actually recoiled in what turned out to be the most movement we've seen from her in over a year. There's debate over whether the proposal was real or not, but even if it wasn't, there's no doubt that Becky was testing the waters.

 

[8008135]

Becky might have to bend the knee and propose, because you fucking know AL is gonna try and up stage this

She tried. Hamber practically jumped out of her skin in disgust (video timestamped).

 

[PuckishRogue]

God, I've never seen a more spineless butch than Becky.

 

[Masta]

Is neck’s and her sister doing this for damage control to not hurt al feelings, because they could do the al route, and say it’s all speculations. Instead they make our speculations look even more true by addressing the issue.

 

[Twinkie]

Dana's a big ass bitch but just looking at that picture it disturbs me to know that AL is at least 150 lbs heavier. Imagine her in the same picture, Density would look downright waifish.

 

[RoLoKo]

In the latest Eric video, is that Amberlynn's Optavia stuff in the bin on the counter? (Sorry, I don't know how to do screenshots)

 

[Xenomorph]

Body type: fridge. Jesus, Dana. An absolute unit.

This looks like those shitty basic bitch pregnancy photo-shoots.

I knew it was an engagement. lmao

I look forward to the break up 6 months later.

 

[MG 620]

When is Amber proposing to her true love Becky to show the "haters"?

 

[RarityGORL]

Oh lwaaad! This is fucking ridiculous.

Becky might as well propose now that the situation is complicated now that the cat is out of the bag and everybody knows that her family hates Big AL.
Also Dana and Density are "engaged" now! (I'll believe it when I see it. Destiny has been giving promise rings to every signle gf she's ever had...) .

I want a hillbilly wedding with Becks sporting a naruto tuxedo and rugrats snapback. I also want to see the tacky wedding decoration full with fake succulents and fake roses. Not to mention all the food catered by The Cheesecake Factory!

I want to see the dainty blushing bride wearing a custom made wedding tarp with a beeeutiful chestpiece full of pearls and rhinestones and all that shit AL loves. Also poop bun with bedazzled scrunchie.

Becky, its your last chance to keep them sweet sweet youtubey moneys! Make it official and move to the city with Amber!

If everything goes according to plan, you will only be her caretaker for a couple more years at most.

 

[Bookish]

Becky should take notes. That's how you make something sentimental and homemade. Destiny actually did a good job on that. https://www.instagram.com/p/BtoY_OkApFX/

 

[Tammy Larsen]

God damn this has been a bad week for Big Al

 

[Silver Surfer]

Becky should take notes. That's how you make something sentimental and homemade. Destiny actually did a good job on that. https://www.instagram.com/p/BtoY_OkApFX/

Sorry can’t hear you, too busy doing shit drawings

 

[Xenomorph]

It's eerie when you see the latest video from Eric and Ricky only to realize that somewhere in that house, AL on her mattress sitting in a dark room in squalor.

During one of the clips of the latest Eric video by the way I loved it was mostly Ricky, you see Necky filling up AL's bejeweled starbucks water container.

To me this proves she is not getting out of bed to do anything, also AL's pots were on the stove to which Becky was the one doing the dishes. AL isn't getting up much at all except to piss/shit.