Would anyone mind filling me in on who Rafe is and what this pasta feud (which sounds like a scene in a spaghetti western lol) consisted of? I've seen Rafe's name a lot here but never enough to piece it together. Also, what the fuck kind of name is Rafe... ?
It's the kind of name that someone who has so much "anxiety" that they can't work would have.
Looking at these two the phrase 'There's someone for everyone'applies.
she looks fat.
I dont see them even making it to a wedding lmao
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mWi55a2kEdkThis one is from a few days ago but I'm doing my Christian duty and giving the details so nobody has to watch it.
- Open on Eric gibbering in the car about how they're going to the doctor's. Eric's hairstyle of the day is "can I speak to the manager" or possibly a small wicker basket upended on his head at a jaunty angle
- Extremely dull exposition about their exciting schedule and poorly recreated Vine memes
- Mothers lock up your daughters:
note the lip gloss gorls
- Eric talks over Rickie constantly
- Cut to Bath and Body Works. The fags need more candles because their house smells like yeast, grease and regret
- Eric jibbers away in astonishment about how the products smell like the thing they're meant to smell like
- Eric calls some fat shop bitch "evil" and then mocks her; apparently he knows these people but he's blushing very hard in this sequence so who knows what the fuck is happening
- Cut to the fruits in the fruit section
- FORTY-ONE SECONDS of talking about avocado firmness
- Rickie got prescribed "mobic" and doctor talk somehow leads back to even more avocado discourse
- Rickie says, verbatim, "will you help me pick these up" and Eric responds by turning the camera on himself, saying Rickie is making "some avocado chicken thing or whatever" and mocking Rickie's speech while not helping him. If you don't believe me, it's at 4:36.
"What, me help?"
- Back at the ranch. Eric shows us the fabulous overpriced products for upper middle white trash women that he spent Rickie's money on today. This segment lasts far longer than the viewer's interest does
- The fags are dieting at the moment; I wonder who owns this?
Optivia approved!
~FIN~
- Eric talks about the busy day using "our" and "we" to describe all the driving Rickie did and all the money Rickie had to spend
- Rickie talks about his shoulder pain, with which he is still working full time and not complaining. Eric can relate since his minor gallbladder surgery a few months ago was so crippling that he hasn't worked since*
- "We" (Rickie) is about to cook the chicken dish involving the avocados that Eric supervised selection of
- Rickie kisses the roadkill on Eric's head
*since 2012
I thought she said she was on clonidine instead of lisinopril. I could be wrong.
Rafe's real name is Sarah. She likes to use the name Rafe which was inspired from by a character in some book.
ftfy
Rafe is also supposedly not the Sarah that had her dirty panties shown to the world by Mumbles and Useless on that video he posted.
Rickie is the best looking one of the bunch, but I'm not sure if that's because when I look at the rest of them I literally see slugs or if he's objectively good or average looking.
They've been together since high school, so I bet a lot of it is just momentum. Maybe the dating pool in the area isn't great, he's used to Eric at this point and figures things aren't so bad that he'd rather be alone. Eric used to work, so it's not like he was always this useless.
I would definitely feel some type of way if I worked a 9-5 while my S.O. Sat home playing video games and watching tv.
Rafe and her wife Hannah are old friends of Becky, apparently even having a throuple at one time. When Amber moved into Chez Gay, they all used to hang out a lot. Rafe would live-stream with Amber and be generally entertaining. It was also speculated that Amber fancied Rafe.
