🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votos: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votos: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votos: 385 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votos: 557 20.0%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votos: 425 15.3%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votos: 332 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votos: 206 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votos: 702 25.2%

  • Total de votantes
    2,781
I just checked her instagram to see if she also posted the melty there, but it looks like it's just tiktok.
I did see this that I missed, however:
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The women in attendance were:
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Normal lady with a family.
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Artist who doesn't seem active anymore.
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Nail artist who hasn't posted promo content in 5 months
 
Normal lady with a family
Lady with the Evil Pork handle (Jolene's sister) is dead. I think Jolene meant her sis was with them in spirit.

No kids at this ben tenth birthday party, eh? How fun for Bowie.

Shortly after Rylee turned ten (after Ryann gave him a big blowout birthday bash), Tess got pregnant with Bowie and rapidly lost interest in her older son. He was sent to live with her ex within three years. Tess is probably too old to pull a hat trick / third baby out of her gunts, but I think the probability of her not wanting another pubescent boy around spoiling her delusions remains high.
 
Apparently she makes an appearance in "Escape from Pearadise" but I don't have the full clip:
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If anyone has seen it, does she just talk about feeling unloved for being fat?

Also, we can tell the exact day this was filmed because we have her post from 8 months ago:
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Lady with the Evil Pork handle (Jolene's sister) is dead. I think Jolene meant her sis was with them in spirit.

No kids at this ben tenth birthday party, eh? How fun for Bowie.

Shortly after Rylee turned ten (after Ryann gave him a big blowout birthday bash), Tess got pregnant with Bowie and rapidly lost interest in her older son. He was sent to live with her ex within three years. Tess is probably too old to pull a hat trick / third baby out of her gunts, but I think the probability of her not wanting another pubescent boy around spoiling her delusions remains high.
Thank God she never had a daughter.
 
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She's talking about this like she's a mere 20 elbees overweight. She's not fat. She's circus-level FAT. It takes a special kind of sicko to go for someone her size. Her shitty attitude is probably the biggest (lol) reason she has difficulties dating.
I think someone here accurately described her as “fetish-sized.”

I agree. I think she’d probably be happy if she settled with some fat guy who has a regular gig but this is Tubby Tess Hoolliday, she deserves nothing less than a high value man with all his hair that she can brag about online. She can just lie about the details, like she did with Nick Brady.
There’s probably more I’m missing, but she had to eat a lot to get that large
You forgot the Little Debbie snack cakes!
Another terrible day to have eyes.

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Shortly after Rylee turned ten (after Ryann gave him a big blowout birthday bash), Tess got pregnant with Bowie and rapidly lost interest in her older son. He was sent to live with her ex within three years. Tess is probably too old to pull a hat trick / third baby out of her gunts, but I think the probability of her not wanting another pubescent boy around spoiling her delusions remains high.
It should be pointed out that both kids were a result of Tubbers baby trapping a man and in neither case it worked. She absolutely would try baby trapping again if some man willingly wanted to cum inside her again.
 
Of course she has only that one moodling facial expression - she's biting the insides of her cheeks to make her face appear more slender. You can see the weird crease in her cheeks as she moves her head from side to side, and no amount of teenage-girl-duck-lips can hide it lol
 
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