🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votos: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votos: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votos: 385 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votos: 557 20.0%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votos: 425 15.3%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votos: 332 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votos: 206 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votos: 702 25.2%

  • Total de votantes
    2,781
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I don't think it's just LA. Who in their right mind would want to date that?
She's talking about this like she's a mere 20 elbees overweight. She's not fat. She's circus-level FAT. It takes a special kind of sicko to go for someone her size. Her shitty attitude is probably the biggest (lol) reason she has difficulties dating.
 
"Please Tess! We liked you! Please don't kill yourself slowly and horribly in front of all your followers and child!"
"UGH! HAYDERS!"

Tess H🍒lliday · @tessholliday
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Like please so fat people can’t inspire others?? Bye #lol #confidence #motivation #selfworth
For those that don't watch, her claims are (in her own language):
  • USA Today best selling author
  • Spoken at the United Nations
  • Written award winning books
  • Made history in fashion
  • Built a movement that's lasted over a decade
  • Spent years talking to people about loving themselves, body image, self worth around the world [sic]
  • TED talk in Switzerland
  • Successful clothing lines in other countries

Literally none of that set, lighting, posing and especially that outfit does her any favors.
I've been listening to too much Lore Lodge, she looks like a Southwest cannibal cryptid. Don't go off the trail, the Pale Desert Slug will eat you. Where's Kenny Veach, Tess?
Its like a fat mermaid died and her grisly, grossly bloated corpse washed ashore.
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This rare photo appears to show La Sirena de Baja in her natural environment.
Location unknown, est. 1880.
 
For a hot second there I had thought she stopped gaining weight, but she has quickly proved me wrong. Wow.
Body by:
  • Double cheeseburgers, animal style, from In n Out
  • Popeyes fried chicken
  • Homemade chicken and dumplings for when there are too many haydurs outdoors
  • Dairy Queen blizzards
  • Jeni’s ice cream
  • Entire pans of Ghirardelli brownies (a few crumbs for Bowie)
  • 1 am Taco Bell deliveries when doomscrolling TikTok to see what trend to follow next
  • 2 pm midday snack plates of Panda Express
  • Homemade sweet boiled peanuts to remind everyone she’s “from Mississippi”
  • Iced coffees from Starbucks while reminding everyone she’s for Palestine
  • Plates of fruit, cheese, and crackers for lunch to remind herself to eat because she’s still “recovering from anorexia”
  • Extra servings of Cheesecake Factory bread
  • Entire sheet cakes to eat alone while binge watching reality tv
  • Smoothies after “workouts” to show everyone she’s healthy and big
  • Occasional champagne cakes from the Madonna Inn when the feeder checks hit
  • Trendy restaurant meals posted on social media to cling to relevancy
  • McDonald’s takeout with two Big Macs, large fries, and a Diet Coke to even things out
  • Deep fried sushi rolls covered in spicy mayonnaise
  • Entire bags of chocolate peanut butter cups
  • An occasional salad and fresh fruit to show the haydurs that her body is just built bigger, and doesn’t eat any more than someone slimmer
There’s probably more I’m missing, but she had to eat a lot to get that large
 
Successful clothing lines in other countries
Bitch, WHERE and WHEN? Because the one pop up collection you tried to sell in the US was slashed for clearance within a week of launch, and that was YEARS ago.

Is she talking about that three second appearance in an H&M commercial circa 2015 where she showed up on set too fat for every piece of clothing they pulled for her, so the set assistants had to Frankenstein two pajama suits together (which Tess called "custom couture") just so she wouldn't be naked? Does she consider that a "collection"?

Or os she talking about the five piece mini set she modeled for Penningtons, where she did zero designing, and the it failed to sell?
 
For those that don't watch, her claims are (in her own language):
  • USA Today best selling author
  • Spoken at the United Nations
  • Written award winning books
  • Made history in fashion
  • Built a movement that's lasted over a decade
  • Spent years talking to people about loving themselves, body image, self worth around the world [sic]
  • TED talk in Switzerland
  • Successful clothing lines in other countries
And when she's in the hospital suffering from a massive cardiac event, or can't speak or move parts of her body because she had a massive stroke, none of this shit will matter.
When Rylee and Bowie are crying at her bedside, watching her suffer, will any of that stuff matter to her?
 
Bitch, WHERE and WHEN? Because the one pop up collection you tried to sell in the US was slashed for clearance within a week of launch, and that was YEARS ago.

She totally has successful clothing lines! You just haven't heard of them because they were successful in other countries. Which ones? Other ones, which you've probably never been to, unlike Tess the A-list globe trotter. Don't feel too bad, I had also never heard how popular Tess is abroad, I only know because I asked my hot platonic kweer life partner who goes to another school and lives in Canada.
 
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