Tabletop Roleplaying Games (D&D, Pathfinder, CoC, ETC.)

[Manly_Brony]

People laugh until that giant slayer or elite pony cavalry comes and slaps their shit.

This! Halflings are my favorite race in Age of Wonders 1 and 2.

"The Shadow Out of Time"

Pnakotus as a CoC megadungeon sounds like it slaps.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

stop shortking hate

When I am declared king by divine right I will round up every gnome in the Forgotten Realms and execute them all personally.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

When I am declared king by divine right I will round up every gnome in the Forgotten Realms and execute them all personally.

And that's why the surviving halflings will eventually control your D&D world's media and financial sectors.....

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

And that's why the surviving halflings will eventually control your D&D world's media and financial sectors.....

Any race under six feet will be culled. But the gnomes will be first.

 

[God of Nothing]

Any race under six feet will be culled. But the gnomes will be first.

but most people are under six feet

wait a minute
you're not a king!
you're a woman!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

but most people are under six feet

wait a minute
you're not a king!
you're a woman!

SHORTOID DETECTED
LOCATION ESTABLISHED
KILL TEAM IS INBOUND

 

[God of Nothing]

SHORTOID DETECTED
LOCATION ESTABLISHED
KILL TEAM IS INBOUND

everyone in that squad is at best 5'10
your reign of terror was over before it ever began

 

[demicolon]

stop shortking hate

Womanlets > Tomboys, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

 

[God of Nothing]

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Womanlets > Tomboys, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

that's just called petite

 

[demicolon]

that's just called petite

petite does not imply short

 

[God of Nothing]

petite does not imply short

it does though?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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Womanlets > Tomboys, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

That's not a hobbit. Hobbit women are built like wine casks and have gross body hair and giant feet.

 

[ColonelCadaver]

Did you know that halflings and gnomes co-own faerun's biggest "orc male elf female" pornography label?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Did you know that halflings and gnomes co-own faerun's biggest "orc male elf female" pornography label?

What WOULD the slur for willingly getting rammed by an orc's 'longsword' be?

 

[demicolon]

What WOULD the slur for willingly getting rammed by an orc's 'longsword' be?

Marriage?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Did you know that halflings and gnomes co-own faerun's biggest "orc male elf female" pornography label?

Thought that was Eliminster. He's into all that shit. Sometimes quite literally.

 

[Snekposter]

Now I want to see some barbarian halfling king going to sit on his throne while drinking out of the skull of a goblin warlord he slew.

At the very end of the Witcher books there's a halfling farm family (yes, even granny) who go full Roof Korean on some deserters-turned-bandits that decided to try having some fun with them, and when the son asks Pa Halfling what to do with the bodies his response is "We'll just dump them with the other ones."

Don't underestimate the fuckers is all I'm saying.

 

[Ghostse]

What WOULD the slur for willingly getting rammed by an orc's 'longsword' be?

Sapwood (filled with green wood)

 

[ColonelCadaver]

What WOULD the slur for willingly getting rammed by an or

How about a Swamp Whale

 

[The Ugly One]

Peat burner.