Supporting the Kiwi Farms - Options are cryptocurrency and check in the mail. Read this for how to do it.

[Null]

I have ran 79 payments. If you got gold a lot sooner than you anticipated, it is because the mail guy went through and manually wrote up a list.

There's still a bunch of payments in limbo awaiting whatever fucking arcane practice they do before clearing them but we'll just do this for now. I really, really, really wanted to avoid this because it's not fair to ask him to do this but it's only temporary.

 

[San Marino]

The fourth egg/kiwi isn't loading properly on my end, I switched to Tor and it worked there.

 

[LoogerLike]

I have ran 79 payments. If you got gold a lot sooner than you anticipated, it is because the mail guy went through and manually wrote up a list.

There's still a bunch of payments in limbo awaiting whatever fucking arcane practice they do before clearing them but we'll just do this for now. I really, really, really wanted to avoid this because it's not fair to ask him to do this but it's only temporary.

Let the mail guy know that he's a cool guy and we appreciate it.

 

[Banquet Meal]

hey there, i think a mistake was made. i just saw this also idk why its so big

but my bank thingie says this

so i dont think ive paid for anything yet!

 

[gagabobo1997]

New feature for supporters: View replies. Link that appears in the action bar below a post, when applicable.

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(I am building the cache, it should be done in like 10 minutes from this post date.)

Would it be possible for it to say View Replies (NUMBER) so we can see the amount of (you)s at a glance? It'd help for say, figuring out if a huge post is worth reading. A huge post with 30 (you)s might be interesting but one with only a couple might not be. Just a little QoL thing, obviously you could still click it to find out.

 

[Jotch]

Looks like the secret to getting subscriber is saying you will process them all lovingly by hand with care.

 

[Null]

so i dont think ive paid for anything yet!

You have not. The checks are in the mail to the institution.

 

[Asian tech support]

345 paypigs? Dented alert, dented alert! WOOOOOAAH BUDDY

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

Thank you for the detailed response. I have set up billpay on my end and it was easy enough. Mid month delivery.

I would use crypto, but while I consider myself fairly technically competent, actual crypto set up and use still baffles me especially in regards to crypto wallets. The warning about not sending payment from an exchange wallet sticks out to me. I can follow the BuyBitcoinworld guide to an extant, but its not as straightforward for my monkey brain as I need it to be.

Im sure Im not the only one still too retarded to use crypto. Instructions for it like you did for the Bill Pay option might help. Just feedback on the chance that that is useful to you.

Download Exodus on your phone or desktop; it’s a wallet and you can buy on it. Once my Solana unstakes and I swap it to BTC I'm sending money in.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have ran 79 payments. If you got gold a lot sooner than you anticipated, it is because the mail guy went through and manually wrote up a list.

There's still a bunch of payments in limbo awaiting whatever fucking arcane practice they do before clearing them but we'll just do this for now. I really, really, really wanted to avoid this because it's not fair to ask him to do this but it's only temporary.

So basically:

God bless the mail guy.
A pox upon the jeets processing the checks.

I always liked the mail guy. Whenever I sent money orders to buy people green T&H, that shit always got taken care of PDQ.

 

[Smack Patrick]

WOOOOOAAH BUDDY

Null should have Free Bird autoplay in this thread.
Watch those numbers skyrocket.

 

[Jotch]

Null should have Free Bird autoplay in this thread.
Watch those numbers skyrocket.

Set freebird as the featured video when we hit the final stretch

 

[BONE_Buddy]

My check should have gone out on Feb 13th and the money still hasn't left my account.

The worst part about all this is that I don't know If I'm specifically the retarded one or they are.

 

[Iodine]

Shit like this is why normies don't want to use crypto, did you at least only try to pay for a month?

Maybe I'm too zoomer and Europoor to understand but I can't imagine how writing and sending physical checks in the mail is easier than ordering and sending some tokens online. Never mind the security risk of sending money through the bank account registered with your government identity, I'm pretty sure my bank has phased out physical checks entirely. Most crypto wallets should also have a "double check that the address you're sending to is correct and on the same network, otherwise your funds will be lost!" message when you send funds for the first time.

I'm making a simple infographic about buying and sending crypto with the cute Kiwis. The steps are:

Spoiler: How to buy crypto and send it to the Farms with Cake Wallet

1. Find a platform that lets you buy crypto, like MoonPay or Coinbase or even Revolut. WARNING: Almost every mainstream platform that lets you buy crypto has identity verification, which means that transactions can be blocked and traced back to your IRL identity if you send and receive crypto on the same platform. Coinbase is infamous for banning accounts that make transfers to Null from the platform. Read the next steps before you do anything!
2. Install Cake Wallet on your phone. It's an open source app that lets you manage your crypto without an account. Your wallets are on your personal device, not some kike-operated server that can b& you for funding the Farms. It also has privacy features, like disposable addresses, which help prevent your payments from getting tracked and blocked.
3. Create a "single seed" wallet in Cake Wallet for every type of coin you want to buy (BTC, LTC, XMR and so on). Single seed wallets hold only one type of coin, so you will never send the wrong coin by mistake (Cake Wallet will throw an error if you try on a single seed wallet, since the receiving address will be incompatible).
4. Buy the coin you want on the platform you chose in Step 1. Some platforms like Coinbase have a built-in wallet that can hold the crypto for you, others like MoonPay need you to send it to an external wallet immediately. If yours is the second type, retrieve your wallet address from Step 5.
5. Go back to Cake Wallet and tap "Receive" at the menu bar on the bottom. A QR code with the symbol of the coin you bought will appear, and under it is a random-looking string of letters and numbers.
6. Go back to the buying platform and look for its "Send crypto" function. Copy the random string into the "destination address" or "receiving address" and send your crypto.
7. Your coins will take some time to show up in Cake Wallet, especially if you bought Bitcoin. Litecoin is much faster and you waste less money on fees. Most platforms will have a link to track your transaction if you're worried.
8. Once the funds have arrived in Cake Wallet, go to your Profile > Account Upgrades > Support the Forum (monthly/yearly, crypto) NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
9. You will be redirected to BTCPay o algo and a QR code will appear. Tap "Send" in Cake Wallet. In the "Address" field at the top, tap the QR code icon on the right and scan the code. Send your crypto and slide to confirm. If you get some message like "ERROR:MWeb is not enabled", just tap Send again until you see the slide to confirm prompt.
10. Congratulations, you just helped the Farms survive one more DDOS attack/lolsuit/ISP censor!

If I have even more time, I'll improve this with platform-specific guides for Kiwi-approved platforms with pictures even the dumbest monkey nigger could follow, and common error FAQs.

 

[Gothic Runes]

Maybe I'm too zoomer and Europoor to understand but I can't imagine how writing and sending physical checks in the mail is easier than ordering and sending some tokens online.

I mean I use crypto all he time but it's really unforgiving if you fuck up. Billpay isn't even available where I live, I'm just broke lol.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Overall it's pretty comfy, since you don't have to wait for a new page to load for almost every highlight, which adds up while reading a long thread.

Big agree. The extra page loads skipping forwards/backwards with highlights does add up, I've already used the Highlights-Only to catch up on a few long threads, and I have a few more I'll be using it on soon.

The fourth egg/kiwi isn't loading properly on my end, I switched to Tor and it worked there.

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I was going to report it too. The missing image is: https://kiwifarms.st/styles/custom/kiwis/egg_5.avif

Maybe I'm too zoomer and Europoor to understand but I can't imagine how writing and sending physical checks in the mail is easier than ordering and sending some tokens online.

We aren't writing and sending physical checks, that's what this whole Bill Pay thing is about. The bank does it, they process thousands of checks like this daily, it's all automated -- print, collate, envelope, stamp, address, into a bin, probably with no one physically touching it until the bin(s) are handed off to the USPS guy.

As for the benefit vs. crypto, I think the last few pages have already answered that. One guy messed up on his crypto, the money is completely GONE, who knows where it went. Another guy, the bank thought the check was lost and for several weeks they were still willing to void the payment. There's a level of safety and security with bank payments that simply does not exist with crypto.

Also pretty much everyone has a checking account (at least in the U.S.), and most banks have had electronic Bill Pay systems for 20+ years, so there is nothing extra to do -- took me <5 minutes. Whereas most people do not have a crypto wallet, or any desire to try to navigate those unfamiliar waters -- which, if this thread is any indication, are still confusing and sometimes unsafe to navigate.

 

[Iodine]

As for the benefit vs. crypto, I think the last few pages have already answered that. One guy messed up on his crypto, the money is completely GONE, who knows where it went. Another guy, the bank thought the check was lost and for several weeks they were still willing to void the payment. There's a level of safety and security with bank payments that simply does not exist with crypto.

I'd imagine it's more important to have safety and security that you will never be identified for your crime of funding le hate speech Auschwitz Farms and sentenced to gay nigger jail by a libshit judge who thinks words are violence, but I'm thinking about this in an EU context where we don't have the first amendment and can get criminal records for writing mean words about niggers online. If you can get a refund for lost checks, it means the payment can be traced back to you. Whether the bank knows who the money is going to is out of my knowledge, but I won't be surprised if they know and can use it against you if your state's Democrats decide to declare jihad against "online extremism" (or better, Republicans making sure no one is shittalking America's greatest ally online). You can't get your crypto back if you sent it to the wrong place because there is no bank tracking your payment. The upside is, there's no bank tracking your payment.

TL;DR: Reject centralized banking, free yourselves from the Jew. Also if you're not American your only option to donate is crypto so it's time to LEARN, NIGGA

 

[San Marino]

I put off donating for over a year, but after hearing about the potential situation I made the choice to finally do it today.

 

[Nameless One]

I wish I could just mail cash bro.
Or use my card. Fuck payment processors.

 

[a-Lager]

Let supporters change their pfp's shape, like what happened a few months ago with the circle pfps