🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[AnOminous]

Lindsay Graham was a gay who fucked-ass in the closet, a war pig, a palanqueer lover and a simp for the SoS and the Balfour creation of the Rothschilds... But now that he is gone, his problem is now with God, I have nothing more to say about him and see no point in dancing on his grave.

That's more or less my attitude. All these facts about Miss Lindsay are true but they never caused him to enter my very short list of people who need to be erased from existence.

B) Surrender and get sent straight to N'Orleans prison where Tyrese waits his prison wife AKA the jailhouse rock 2.0 but bigger, longer and uncut.

Seriously, Sticks SexInSlammer's optimal move is to surrender and throw himself on the mercy of the court, preferably with a lawyer because Sticks himself can only utter unintelligible animal level gibberish at this point. Then he needs to clean up his fucking act. He should keep the gross and ugly shit up, at least for his jail time, so that he can avoid his RDA of Negro penises, but definitely needs a haircut, fix your teeth, dude, and to do anything other than whatever the fuck it is he's doing now.

Doesn't even bother correcting thw title.

Imagine descending to this level of mental retardation from alcoholic brain damage and impending Wernicke-Korsakoff that he doesn't notice that even his titles for his own videos are subhuman animal gibberish.

The AI makes Styx look way better and cooler than how he looks right now. Styx is looking at this image coping how he "doesn't look that bad" because the AI made him look not so bad.

Also he couldn't even afford absinthe these days (which is overrated anyway but whatever).

This is the weirdest fucking allegory I've read, and I've been on the Internet since before there was a web. Please explain.

For some reason there were actually a few pretty good ones in their "Light" options. I remember a chicken and broccoli one that was actually pretty awesome.

Also I think a welfare check needs to be done on Mel. The vampirate's hunger grows!

To give this retard credit where it is due, he's actually right about potato peels. Always eat that shit.

 

[W@rui]

I'm starting to suspect that his pirate hat is so tarnished that it's not wearable anymore.
There's no way he would not wear the damn thing if he could.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I'm starting to suspect that his pirate hat is so tarnished that it's not wearable anymore.
There's no way he would not wear the damn thing if he could.

He probably tripped over it in a drunken fit and it outwitted him.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

He probably tripped over it in a drunken fit and it outwitted him.

The thing is stalking him, now.

 

[Chongqing]

That's more or less my attitude. All these facts about Miss Lindsay are true but they never caused him to enter my very short list of people who need to be erased from existence.

I'm very happy he died. A lot of good people die, so it's nice to see a bad person unexpectedly die for once.

If Tar Dull died, I wonder if Mel would make a YouTube video about it, or if she's been completely spooked off of the platform.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If Tar Dull died, I wonder if Mel would make a YouTube video about it, or if she's been completely spooked off of the platform.

Beat for beat replication of her cat video
- been keeping him in the freezer for the last 6 months
- want to bury him
- wandering diatribe about how nice flowers are
- what were we talking about again? Oh, right, Kansas is very nice place to visit 10/10 thank you for watching

 

[Ayatollah Rock n Rolla]

He probably tripped over it in a drunken fit and it outwitted him.

Countdown to Tarl launching a gofundme to bury his fallen tricorn hat at sea.
-10K to commandeer a sea worthy frigate,
-2k for 21 canon ball salute
-5k for ceremonial pirate garb
-3K for Grog

 

[Lukie]

HE HAS A NEW T-SHIRT
HE'S SHOPPING AT GOODWILL
IT'S ON BACKWARDS

 

[Chongqing]

Beat for beat replication of her cat video
- been keeping him in the freezer for the last 6 months
- want to bury him
- wandering diatribe about how nice flowers are
- what were we talking about again? Oh, right, Kansas is very nice place to visit 10/10 thank you for watching

Random commenter: you harbored a fugitive!
Mel: No this is my video

 

[DominoPetachi]

Tarl's only true talent is being half-assed. His half-assed singing could put methheads to sleep, his half-assed political commentaries should be taken with enough salt to give a bull elephant a stroke, and his half-asses escape plan means that sooner or later, Tarl's gonna end up in the slammer.

I truly can't wait to send him letters in prison asking how the assrape is going.

I think he’ll be dead before he goes to prison.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I think he’ll be dead before he goes to prison.

Time served.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

I think he’ll be dead before he goes to prison.

Then he'll go to hell, and be best buddies with Satan like those metalheads from Lil Nicky.

 

[DominoPetachi]

I'm starting to suspect that his pirate hat is so tarnished that it's not wearable anymore.
There's no way he would not wear the damn thing if he could.

His pirate hat is too heavy for him now. The only thing holding this dude up are his nutrient deprived bones and a thin layer of alcohol drenched sinew. That ketchup tshirt looks like it’s weighing him down.

Then he'll go to hell, and be best buddies with Satan like those metalheads from Lil Nicky.

Do retards go to hell?

 

[TulpaTownW]

HE HAS A NEW T-SHIRT

I will bet it lasts 3 weeks before he changes it

 

[mickrussom]

Do retards go to hell?

Yes, retards are eligible for hell.

I used to do some volunteer work and saw retards living in group homes. They were smart enough to separate out the good ones and the bad ones, and when the bad ones were all in the same group home it was a bad scene man. Perversion, aggression, filth, vandalism and cruelty and evil. I dont know why there was a campaign to sell retards as these gentle creatures who got a bad wrap and never do anything wrong as a group. Sure its not nice to mistreat them based just on having mental retardation, but some of these fuckers are royal assholes and even evil.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Sure its not nice to mistreat them based just on having mental retardation, but some of these fuckers are royal assholes and even evil.

Even the nice ones will have huge moments of acting out and being violent. Most people just see the nice moments

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Even the nice ones will have huge moments of acting out and being violent. Most people just see the nice moments

Sssh. Leave @mickrussom alone. He's one of the good ones.

 

[TerminalBlueIce]

Yes, retards are eligible for hell.

I used to do some volunteer work and saw retards living in group homes. They were smart enough to separate out the good ones and the bad ones, and when the bad ones were all in the same group home it was a bad scene man. Perversion, aggression, filth, vandalism and cruelty and evil. I dont know why there was a campaign to sell retards as these gentle creatures who got a bad wrap and never do anything wrong as a group. Sure its not nice to mistreat them based just on having mental retardation, but some of these fuckers are royal assholes and even evil.


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In college during the summers they would host a Special Olympics event and I oversaw the powerlifting group for the two weeks or so it went down. My "cohort" was around 20 downsie chongos and I had to make sure everything was safe during the warm ups and official comp lifts. The venue was our 15000 square foot weight room that was also shared with the other collegiate sports. During those two weeks the girls field hockey team was also in the middle of their hell week/tryouts.

I very quickly realized I had to be chief tard wrangler because these gorilla-sized mongoloids would get ultra amped from a 400 lb deadlift then go full cave man agro and just bee line towards the dainty field hockey girls open mouth drooling "muh dick" and I had to run interference otherwise there would have been a very loud very close to death rape in front of everyone there. There were newspaper photographers and family of the retards that were flabbergasted at me for telling their village idiot to get their giant banana hands off of Stacy.

Left to their own devices those animals will fuck and eat indiscriminantly.

 

[losang]

I will bet it lasts 3 weeks before he changes it

That is an old shirt. I recall seeing him wear it. Pam must have mailed him some more clothes. Do we know how tarl got to the retard reserve. I mapped it and there is pretty good public transit. I never knew if tarl drove he had a Mercedes in Holland

 

[Leylon Sneed]

That is an old shirt. I recall seeing him wear it. Pam must have mailed him some more clothes. Do we know how tarl got to the retard reserve. I mapped it and there is pretty good public transit. I never knew if tarl drove he had a Mercedes in Holland

He took a Greyhound out of Rutland. He also has a license, but doesn't drive because of his crippling anxiety.