🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Is anyone here good at divination or linguistics? I can't tell what Tardl is saying here.

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Is he saying "I am abandoning everyone who was there for me in my time of need." (Feeling guilty?)
or "I am abandoning everyone who did [wrong] to me in my time of need" (I am cutting off people because I am a narcissist who demands everyone support me)
Lemme try....

To me, this sounds like he wants to pull a Chris Benoit, but since he's too cracked out, poor, and gay, he can't do that.
So instead he's posting cringe in my feels lyrics to a song that doesn't exist.
 
I just hope he gets some dentures if that’s all he can manage for the time being, until he gets a healthier payday, down the road. Get them teeth looking halfway decent, have enough mouth health to eat a steak & a crisp salad, & don’t party until you get that done. All the rest will follow after small but meaningful investments in the self. Starting with ability to eat and not look toothless. Life is just harder for those who rock the toothless lifestyle. Gotta be well enough to do your work or art or posing or whatever. It’s common sense.
 
I just hope he gets some dentures if that’s all he can manage for the time being, until he gets a healthier payday, down the road. Get them teeth looking halfway decent, have enough mouth health to eat a steak & a crisp salad, & don’t party until you get that done. All the rest will follow after small but meaningful investments in the self. Starting with ability to eat and not look toothless. Life is just harder for those who rock the toothless lifestyle. Gotta be well enough to do your work or art or posing or whatever. It’s common sense.

He's probably best off knocking out the rest of his teeth so he can offer gummers in place of his bootyhole when he finally gets to the clink.
 
Is anyone here good at divination or linguistics? I can't tell what Tardl is saying here.

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Is he saying "I am abandoning everyone who was there for me in my time of need." (Feeling guilty?)
or "I am abandoning everyone who did [wrong] to me in my time of need" (I am cutting off people because I am a narcissist who demands everyone support me)
This is in the replies:

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When your homosexual lover still has your back even after you passed out drunk on his stream and skipped town after he paid your bail, you know you're truly a blessed pirate faggot.
 
I just hope he gets some dentures if that’s all he can manage for the time being, until he gets a healthier payday, down the road. Get them teeth looking halfway decent, have enough mouth health to eat a steak & a crisp salad, & don’t party until you get that done. All the rest will follow after small but meaningful investments in the self. Starting with ability to eat and not look toothless. Life is just harder for those who rock the toothless lifestyle. Gotta be well enough to do your work or art or posing or whatever. It’s common sense.
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His fame withers and he becomes forgotten and is left streaming to his final 20 viewers in his room in the dark who bother to show up on his drunked out political streams.

Latter is probably a worse fate.

It's hard to imagine who listens to Tarl now and grooves on his astuteness, but it takes all kinds.

Remember: there are still people who buy and eat Hot Pockets, too.

The AI makes Styx look way better and cooler than how he looks right now. Styx is looking at this image coping how he "doesn't look that bad" because the AI made him look not so bad.

Tarl says he loves it when people make memes of him. AI of course flatters subjects, and he needs to be told who he is. Otherwise, he reverts to telling you about his fifth grade volleyball serve, his chef dad, and the time he sliced his foot jumping on a shovel.

Not much living and learning goes on in a laundry room with a fly buzzing around the 25 watt bulb.
 
Well, Tarl sure looks like acting like an arrogant, drunk, lying, abusive and gross piece of shit is paying dividends!


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A few months later....:

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Subscribestar / Patreon

SubscribeStar: -$299
Patreon: -$349.40

Total loses: $648.40

Previous monthly income: $1049.7
New monthly income: $401.3 💩


Which is a decrease of 61.77%!


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Just imagine supporting this loser and he then impotently tries to use a Stolas period blood chaos curse on you because you got sick of his shit and stop giving him money.


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Remember: there are still people who buy and eat Hot Pockets, too.
Also there are people that take perfectly useful genitals and turn them into rot pockets.

Still a really weird comparison, but OK. Cobes liked Hot Pockets, but he would not have liked Tarl.
When it comes to Cobes, he just liked anything goyslop. Anything designed at the most basic level to use any chemicals and bad ingredients/slop he would like it. He was truly captured by the food industry's every trick. And to give KingCobraJFS a break on his downfall, that wretched sick evil woman, and the evil bog witch Jessica Boyle NAL/NakedAndLaughing Queen Cobra Methica - if she hadn't gotten into Cobes life he would probably still be alive.
 
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