🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

> I told Mel to go fuck herself when she wanted me to change my t-shirt for two weeks

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D) Call on the powers of Stolas to destroy my enemies and RETVRN me to the glory days of making news commentary videos shirtless in a leather coat.

It's coming any day now...
Fuck that's a good one, should have added summon Stolas option. One more period blood ritual bros.... One more....
Your mom

Here's what I want to know. What is it about the Asian/White hybrid breed of hapas that makes them more likely to be retarded? Elliot Rodger was Britbong zipperhead and he was so retarded that he became a meme for other retards.
Now that's retarded.

Here we see again, Tarl looking chinkier than ever. Just a toothless stinky old drunkard. Tarl should definitely Soduko himself.
Vampirate turned chinese pirate so... Man the zongs and storm the old folks home during night and lament all the hobo women behind the walmart parking lot!
 
Damn! You beat me to it!

Our girl is back! 😂

She claims to have been a bad influence on him, since he said he'd fried his brain on spice and couldn't handle cannabis. So naturally, she used a lot of cannabis and so did he. She claims he was paranoid with possible psychotic elements.

Meanwhile, she can't speak a linear sentence without either addressing an auditory hallucination or sticking something into her mouth. Flight of ideas personified.
 
Meanwhile, she can't speak a linear sentence without either addressing an auditory hallucination or sticking something into her mouth. Flight of ideas personified.
I've always called it "stream of consciousness", because "insipid rambling" tends to have a negative connotation associated.
 
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All the songs on Styxhexenhammer666's youtube channel.

Metropolis Girl
Metropolis Girl.mp3
Never Leave Me
Never Leave Me.mp3
Personal Antichrist
Personal Antichrist.mp3
Love My Way
Love My Way.mp3
In Love
In Love.mp3
I Want You
I Want You.mp3
Dark Iris
Dark Iris.mp3
Back Off, Back Down
Back Off, Back Down.mp3
Antichrist Superstar
Antichrist Superstar.mp3
A Modern Android
A Modern Android.mp3
Propaganda
Propaganda.mp3
Regret It
Regret It.mp3
Sanctuary
Sanctuary.mp3
Summoned
Summoned.mp3
Sunset Now
Sunset Now.mp3
You're My Paradise
You're My Paradise.mp3

All of them are from around seven years ago. I had no idea he made so many songs. They're making me feel some sorta way.
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It has been 24 hours since Styx reposted one of his old songs and has reached the dizzying heights of 11 likes.

He wanted to wear Dave Gahan's skin as a suit it's sad! Personal Jesus Antichrist!

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It should also be noted tarlwarwick.net is now owned by Indonesians and redirects.

x / nitter

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jru_1bKHA6Q
I have made fun of Styx and criticized his behavior more than once in this thread but I want to be fair. I will take a moment and say that to my admittedly untrained ear these cover songs sound just fine. I only find it sad that because of Styx's unwillingness or inability to to get proper dental treatment he will find it very difficult to do this again and has lost a creative outlet.

Believe me, these covers do NOT sound terrible. I may not be an expert but I can tell you when I've heard trash. Allow me to digress from Styx for a moment and provide an example of actually bad music. One personal Lolcow that's I've kept tabs on infrequently over the years calls himself "Gabriel of Urantia" (Formerly Gabriel of Sedona).

He is an honest to God Guru cult leader who leads a community of brainwashed followers in Arizona. He claims to be able to channel his past lives and aliens. Through these channeling sessions these entities have granted him insight and inspiration. One form that inspiration takes is "Cosmo" pop, his own version of New Age folkmusic.

Here are two examples of his Cosmopop, "Energy Master," and "Unicorn Love." He performs his music in front of his cult followers and sometimes in public under the band name "TaliasVan & The Bright & Morning Star Band."



The backup singers? Fine. The guys playing the instruments? Absolutely no problems with them. The main singer? The old geezer with long hair and and beard? That's Gabriel of Urantia. Keep in mind that decades ago, before he became a cult leader, he had dreams of making it BIG as a music sensation. Some of those people in the band and audience may be cult members. And they have to listen to him sing ALL the time without being able to make fun of him or even offer constructive criticism.
 
The old geezer with long hair and and beard? That's Gabriel of Urantia
Hmm...this clip reveals the answer to three questions: 1. How good of a guitarist is he? "Well, he ain't no Hasil Adkins". 2. How good of a singer is he? "Well, he ain't no Bob Dylan" 3. How good of a songwriter is he? "Well, he ain't no Mitch Murray". Three strikes, yer' out. And that's the ballgame.
 
Vampirate turned chinese pirate so... Man the zongs and storm the old folks home during night and lament all the hobo women behind the walmart parking lot!
"Physical requirements include the ability to regularly lift, carry, push, or pull objects weighing up to 50 pounds, with or without reasonable accommodation."

We've all seen it on job applications, right? I think the pirate job requires more than 50 lbs.

I'm 'sorry' to say it, the gay vampire pirate just lost his pirate credibility due to not being able to lift 50 lbs.

He is an honest to God Guru cult leader who leads a community of brainwashed followers in Arizona. He claims to be able to channel his past lives and aliens. Through these channeling sessions these entities have granted him insight and inspiration. One form that inspiration takes is "Cosmo" pop, his own version of New Age folkmusic.

Here are two examples of his Cosmopop, "Energy Master," and "Unicorn Love." He performs his music in front of his cult followers and sometimes in public under the band name "TaliasVan & The Bright & Morning Star Band."

The backup singers? Fine. The guys playing the instruments? Absolutely no problems with them. The main singer? The old geezer with long hair and and beard? That's Gabriel of Urantia. Keep in mind that decades ago, before he became a cult leader, he had dreams of making it BIG as a music sensation. Some of those people in the band and audience may be cult members. And they have to listen to him sing ALL the time without being able to make fun of him or even offer constructive criticism.

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I will give you this, even if Tard used pitch correction and autotune, he is far better than this cult fat geezer bleating into the microphone

Whats with dudes with long hair having to have the long hair look like absolute fucking shit. Like hire a slant woman to do your hair or something.

Do these people have Swedish jellies, Durex fundawear, kinetic panty pods or some other teledildonics in place? They look way to into this.


Gabriel of Urrantia is dead:


Gabriel of Urantia: 1946-2025 , Death of the Cosmic Gatsby , Joseph L. Flatley , Aug 10, 2025
Many words have been used to describe Gabriel of Urantia over the years preacher, prophet, father, grifter, cult leader, con artist, "CosmoPop." On Friday, August 8th at 2:10 a.m., Gabriel of Urantia passed away at the age of 79. He was not doing well there were difficulties related to diabetes and a 2010 kidney transplant, so in some ways this wasnt a shock. Then again, he was a cult leader, and cult leaders dont necessarily make it easy to know what’s going on with them health-wise, so we were all taken a little off-guard
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The comments from the dents on that new styx video LOOOOOOOL

"I'm praying for you"

"Seek Christ"

"Put the bottle down"

"Something about clanking a spoon"

LOOOOOOOL
 
Whats with dudes with long hair having to have the long hair look like absolute fucking shit. Like hire a slant woman to do your hair or something.
Ho-lee-shit. I just looked him up against out of curiosity and realized that he passed away August 2025. While he was still alive he could EASILY have afforded it. His cult had about 100 members and and he set it up as a non-profit so he wouldn't have to pay taxes. To join the cult you basically had to sign away your property and savings to him. Cult members worked worked on the cult compound as unpaid/slave labor.

Years ago I listened to some podcasts with ex-cultists who had finally escaped the brainwashing and they revealed that Gabriel of Sedona (his real name was Tony and he was from Pittsburgh) spared himself no luxury or comfort. There was one women who was doing (unpaid) maid/cleaning duties in Gabriel's extravagant house/mansion and she found what she thought was rotten cheese in the refrigerator. She threw it away and got into bigtime trouble. Gabriel was enraged because the rotten cheese was in fact some sort of expensive imported maggot cheese.

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There was another story I remember about a cult member who ran into severe health problems later in life. Remember, they've already given Gabriel all their money and property. Instead of helping the guy by shelling out for healthcare, Gabriel basically kicked him out of the cult and told him "Run free now, boy, you're on your own, and go with my blessing." (I am paraphrasing from memory.)

Here's a 40 minute interview from a guy who wrote a book called "New Age Grifter," which details Gabriel and his history.

 
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There is a cat now, and Tard/Thicks changed his shirt. Being Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty is a bit much, yes, he is a complete drunk, but no, he is not a genius with a portalgun. Stinky found his glasses and his sing-song voice and nasal sounds are brutal.
What’s up with his Klingon forehead?

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The Johnny come lately types who talk like they have the secret scoop and all the facts pisses me off for some reason. Like this retard ….
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Feel free to correct this bitch if anyone is logged in to YouTube. Also all the well-meaning “get better” comments are just so divorced from reality. Styx is a narcissistic prick and really doesn’t give a single iota of a fuck about these people or their pep talks. Something about that just irks me.
 
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The Johnny come lately types who talk like they have the secret scoop and all the facts pisses me off for some reason. Like this retard ….
That's the story as Styx tells it. Without the Farms and his League of Angry Ex's, police reports and bodycam footage, and court records.. I could believe people not being aware of the Rutland charges and warrants at all, only the New Orleans charges because that's all he's talked about.

Speaking of police reports did the New Orleans record request ever come thru? I might have read them and just forgotten, but I recall Stinkum saying they were dragging their feet.
 
At 2:43 timestamp of latest Paul Ramsey stream called

"RAMZPAUL Live! RIP Lindsey Graham" he is now claiming he is unaware of what is currently going on with Tarl. This is now beyond denial, no way in hell he is unaware of what is going on with him. What a joke this is.

 
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Can any of you lovely ladies who swallowed the Warwick seed confirm whether or not Tarl is actually a good singer?

No seed eater or faggot, I, and never having met the Boney One, I nevertheless can remind people that Sam's friend, the godstruck tranny from Slidell, assured us that Tardl had a good voice.

That said, as quondam singing YT personages go, Tarl is _no_ Garron Noone! That guy has a real golden throat.
 
he is now claiming he is unaware of what is currently going on with Tarl.
I'd say this, RamZPaul tries not to drill holes in the bottom of boats. He never bothers much in general with frontal / ad hominem attacks particularly with current and former allies. I dont watch him much at all, but from what I've gathered over time he isnt running a right wing Kino Casino tea spilling operation. He just notices and talks about how subhumans ruined the country etc.
 
he isnt running a right wing Kino Casino tea spilling operation
In the end, you are absolutely right. I just get sick of a person who was proud to associate with characters like Styx and Ethan Ralph (even to the extent of showing up as an unwanted boomer at Ralph's bowling alley wedding reception) after things turn bad for them because of their horrible behavior, suddenly be "unaware" of their shenanigans. At least say, "yes, I made the mistake of associating with them to maybe help bolster my channel, but through their substance abuse and lawlessness, they have become piece of shit scumbags. I hope they can somehow turn things around. Please don't send anymore superchats about these people, as I do not wish to discuss them on my show anymore", or something to that effect. I could accept that. But he just won't when folks pay him money to bring it up again.

It proves the point that this remains the place to go for Styx a-logging updates, all the rest are mere "we discussed this 4 days ago" wannabes.
 
Is anyone here good at divination or linguistics? I can't tell what Tardl is saying here.

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Is he saying "I am abandoning everyone who was there for me in my time of need." (Feeling guilty?)
or "I am abandoning everyone who did [wrong] to me in my time of need" (I am cutting off people because I am a narcissist who demands everyone support me)
 
He looks really horrific in his latest video. It is reminding me of how Onlyusemeblade is. Despite their decrepit appearances, they still somehow manage to stay alive.

Styxh may day within the next couple of days, or he is gonna end up like blade where his health will get worse and worse, his audience slowly leaves him and his viewership dwindles down as time goes by. His fame withers and he becomes forgotten and is left streaming to his final 20 viewers in his room in the dark who bother to show up on his drunked out political streams.

Latter is probably a worse fate.
 
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