🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Then why haven’t you uploaded to say Rumble recently too, Tarl? Too drunk to remember any of those passwords, eh bud?
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I may be mistaken, but didn't one of the BPDs (Sam?) actually say that Mel's folks engaged him as a minder when he went to spend several weeks there last summer? Supposedly the others in the house are her brother's family. At the time, he mentioned in one of his videos that he was trying not to cramp their style.
That's crazy if so. If someone like Styx was involved with my hypothetical slow sister I would order him to stay the fuck away from her at gunpoint.
 
Then why haven’t you uploaded to say Rumble recently too, Tarl? Too drunk to remember any of those passwords, eh bud?
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Of all the morons and mongoloids that access youtube Tarl is the only person who I have ever seen with this problem, which has happened to him multiple times.

Being retarded isn't an excuse. There are people proven to have literal dents in their head that donate SSI payments to DSP every day and don't have this problem. Being drunk and on drugs isn't even an excuse. Ethan Ralph has never had this exact problem. Fucking Cyraxx who I genuinely believe is not as smart as a chimpanzee does not have this problem.

For all the jeeted stupid shit youtube does this is not one of them. How the fuck did you pull this off @Styxhexenhammer666? Who am I kidding? He probably can't log in here anymore either.
 
That's crazy if so. If someone like Styx was involved with my hypothetical slow sister I would order him to stay the fuck away from her at gunpoint.
Let's just say this, there isn't an insignificant percentage of families that would have disposed of a predator mounting a mentally challenged person after warning shots. It says a lot about the modern world that a skinwalking scumbag like Tard hasnt met his premature end.

Then why haven’t you uploaded to say Rumble recently too, Tarl? Too drunk to remember any of those passwords, eh bud?
This Tard character is a few posts away from blaming the weather, his parents, well, here is a list of things that Tard blames besides himself:

Tard blames YouTube's login semantics, the Youtube algorithm is to blame for Tard's sliding numbers, the weather makes him depressed and want to drink, the barometric pressure, tied in with the weather, depresses him and causes him to drink, cloud cover is also depressing and causes him to drink, mercury in retrograde causes Stolas to get an itchy cloaca and that causes Tard to drink, Google cookies and cookies in general track his every move and "they" are doing the login issues on purpose, to Tard speficially, Tard blames Youtube not respecting 'independent creators' - that is the reason the algos are snuffing Tard out, two-factor authentication is too hard for Tard, relying on 10 year old browser cache entries to login to various websites, Tard also blames windmills Quixote style, Tard could blame fluoride in the water but he only drinks alcohol and never brushes his tooth, Tard could blame seed oils which he gets in copious amounts of goyslop/chemicals from Spaghetti O's, soy in the food and the chicken nuggies his Tarded keeper makes him in the microwave. Tard also blames Big Tech, Small Tech, Medium Tech and Tech support for all his problems. Tard also blames having to read instructions, having to follow instructions, having to remember instructions, having to log in like everyone else, having to prove he is not a bot which is hard because he is controlled by Stole-ass. Tard, mister libertarian free speech, bans people for saying things on his socials because - the haters, the fans that wend bad are saying wrong-think, and they are to blame for his downfall. Tard also blames modernity and postmodernity at the same time.. Tard also blames people expecting him to work (like his ex wife and child), people asking what he does all day, people expecting emotional maturity and the very concepts of accountability and basic hygiene. Tard also blames normies, the NPCs at the water cooler, the establishment, the managerial class, the moon, the sun, the stars the horoscope for his plight. Tard also blames every woman who ever expected a grown man, every man who ever asked, 'Are you okay?',
and every child who ever outgrew dinosaur-shaped food as well as every job application with a 'required experience' field, every door that says 'push' when he pulled and every consequence arriving exactly on schedule along with reality itself.

To Tard:
Reality, Tard @Styxhexenhammer666 has a few qualities.
- reality will not debate you
- reality has receipts
Even if reality is a fake and gay simulation run by shysters, Tard, you are taking a winnable game and fucking up. Its like turning on duck hunt pressing start and watching the ducks fly off with no input and having that dog laugh and giggle at you every second of every day for decades. Just pick up the zapper and either whacks some ducks by playing and easy game or whack yourself.

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You know how lame it is all the shocksites, like goatse and meatspin and two girls one cup, rotten.com, etc, even limecat.net and BonsaiKitten.com are getting hard to find? Why are the shysters trying to erase history with so much gusto?
 
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You know how lame it is all the shocksites, like goatse and meatspin and two girls one cup, rotten.com, etc, even limecat.net and BonsaiKitten.com are getting hard to find? Why are the shysters trying to erase history with so much gusto?
At this point in my life goatse fills me with nostalgia, seeing that stretched out asshole is like visiting your hometown and running into an old friend.

And lemon party is downright tame compared to some of the shit gooner discord trannies are into these days.
 
Then why haven’t you uploaded to say Rumble recently too, Tarl? Too drunk to remember any of those passwords, eh bud?
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It might actually be a good excuse to retire from youtube. He doesn't make any money from it anyway. What was it Neil Young said? It's better to forget your password than to fade away.

And don't lolberts say the funniest things? "Your monopoly platform will perish without me". When Molyneux got kicked off youtube, only three thousand of his one million subscribers believed in lolbertarianism enough to support... nay, visit for free... the smaller platforms he went to. Tarl meanwhile is struggling to pull three thousand views on youtube.
 
I’d like to enter “death by multi-organ failure” due to alcoholism and malnutrition if it’s not already on the leaderboard. I think he will eventually die slowly in a hospice when Mel can’t or is no longer willing to carry his useless ass through life.
Added to the list!
  • DominoPetachi: Multi-organ failure (alcoholism and malnutrition)
 
Judging from the turgidity of his prose as he posts about nothing, he got an early start on his lost weekend.

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3500 views on a guy with a 475,000 subbed JouTube channel..
Boy, the internet is hanging on his every word with bated breath. And this is faggot twitter where a view is any excuse.


I think we all want to hear more about how Meltards shits clog the crapper.

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Styxhexenhammer666
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People who clog the toilet then do not plunge it should be institutionalized.
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3500 views on a guy with a 475,000 subbed JouTube channel..
Boy, the internet is hanging on his every word with bated breath. And this is faggot twitter where a view is any excuse.

I hang on just to see how such a career sputters out, but I don't check in for the riveting content. Ththyzxyths is very much like an audience-thirsty retired broadcaster friend of mine who posts on Fakebook every morning about eating dill pickle potato chips, drinking day-old coffee, then asking his 12 followers if it is illegal or possibly immoral. The difference is that Breakfast Trivia Styx is 68 years younger than my old friend.
 
Jim Beam is way too highbrow for down-raper Tard VarVick of Schloss Warwick of Rutlandshire. Tard is only good enough for Goodnoff due to lack of funds.


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I've noticed you harbor a lot of hostility towards Rutland's most famous man. You've received the Warwick seed before, haven't you?
 
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