Stupid Things Your Facebook Friends Post

[exball]

I friended the speech teacher at the CC I went to and worked at (I never had her for a teacher) and she let a student dress in furry attire to do his speech today:

I commented with "really? a furry?" ugh.

That costume needs a top hat, monocle, and cane to be real snazzy.

 

[pickleniggo]

A few weeks ago someone I know posted "my little angles on their first day of school".
I really wanted to reply with something like, "I bet you think they're so acute, but honesty they don't look right," but her grammar indicated she wouldn't get the joke.

 

[MysticMisty]

I friended the speech teacher at the CC I went to and worked at (I never had her for a teacher) and she let a student dress in furry attire to do his speech today:

I commented with "really? a furry?" ugh.

I can't tell what animal they pretend to be, aside from it having Mary Sue different colored eyes. But at least it's not one of those rainbow things with wings and emo chains.

 

[Christ-Chan]

More teenage weirdness:
Someone posted this pic of a random couple:

and all the comments were about how "beautiful" and "cute" their scars are. What fucking world is this? What's going on!?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

More teenage weirdness:
Someone posted this pic of a random couple:

and all the comments were about how "beautiful" and "cute" their scars are. What fucking world is this? What's going on!?

Whut. When I cut myself ages ago, I'd document it, but I never put it out in public like "LOOK AT ME YOU GUYS! "

 

[Christ-Chan]

Whut. When I cut myself ages ago, I'd document it, but I never put it out in public like "LOOK AT ME YOU GUYS! "

The picture isn't of anyone they know - they are illiterately fawning over some stranger who sliced her own arms. It makes me sick to my stomach to be honest.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Whut. When I cut myself ages ago, I'd document it, but I never put it out in public like "LOOK AT ME YOU GUYS! "

The picture isn't of anyone they know - they are illiterately fawning over some stranger who sliced her own arms. It makes me sick to my stomach to be honest.

Oh yeah I know what you mean.

 

[waffle]

I have one Facebook friend who's always kind of driving me nuts. She's a single mom, had the kid out of wedlock, may not even know who the dad is, works at Wal-Mart, but is constantly spouting on Facebook about what an awesome mom she is and how she's always having to stick up for her kid against those "corrupted teachers" at the elementary school he attends. This woman is also obese enough to legally constitute two people.

Long story short, she posted a giant story over about three days about how her kid faked being ill and the nurse called him on it, but since nobody at the school called her right away she was all "MAH BABIEH CUD HAF DYED" and now talks shit about the school board all the time and basically brags about threatening to sue the school to get her kid special treatment.

You're FB friends with Barb?

 

[polka-dotted]

Some of my friends on my Facebook play a game called Second Life. It's a virtual world where you can make friends, and do just about anything you wish; It's up to you. It's quite fun when used properly.

However, it's too easy to get wrapped up in it and think it's a replacement for real life. These friends in particular will post statuses about their pixel drama, spread other people's pixel drama, and then say "Oh...I don't do drama. it's a waste of time." I would unfriend these people, but it's too fun reading about their fake life drama.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

_this_ close to hiding this chick on my fb who married a guy who looks as old as my mom. she's only 33? and her husband looks 70.

I also think the only thing this woman does is go around estate sales/thrift stores/junk stores and buys pyrex and vintage junk. I dunno if she works anymore. All her fb friends are the retail historian tards I've blocked through the years because of the way they sperg out over shit.

 

[Globe]

The retard on the right is on my friends list and recently made this his profile picture. Yeah, he's as big of a douche-master as he looks, probably bigger. He has a younger brother that's actually really cool and also on my friends list, so I tend not to call this guy on his bullshit and he's never really been a dick to me or anything so I'd feel bad anyway, but man this really tempts me.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Someone I went to school with once posted a picture she drew to antagonize the boss she doesn't like.

It was a frog, because her boss doesn't like frogs. Ex-classmate thought she was soooo badass and bragged about it.

Boss wasn't very fond of her to begin with. I can't possibly imagine why. I dunno if she got fired or what.
She acted like that quite a bit in high school. She'd do stupid shit but couldn't fathom why someone would be annoyed.


I think this is the same ex-classmate, but one of them took a photo of herself with a shirt reading "official twerk team."
And I think she would take pictures every five minutes and upload them.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I deleted my Facebook because every time I checked it I saw so much stupid shit I wanted to die.

My blood pressure has been normal since.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The other day, I saw this girl I went to high school with post something about bringing her NEWBORN DAUGHTER (and her family) to Kings Dominion (an amusement park) on a 90º day. I just...how stupid are you.

 

[pickleniggo]

I have this one friend who tries to begin flame wars on almost every post I make. I could write something as innocuous as, "Went food shopping today and used a coupon for orange juice" and he will jump all over it, informing everyone that orange juice is bad and I am a bad person for drinking it and fuck coupons too. (Obviously just using this as an example, I do not post about juice, I promise.) And somehow, because he's mutual friends with a lot of people I know, it begins this snowball of everyone debating on the topic at hand. I don't even know the guy that well!

 

[Pikonic]

This guy tried to pick me up years ago. He probably doesn't remember me (thank God) but every so often some nugget of wisdom pops into my feed.

 

[littlebiscuits]

My dumbass drop -out friend from high school didn't realize she was pregnant until like, three days ago. She's delivering sometime in July. But it's totes okay, she's going to be a great parent!

 

[silentprincess]

I had a friend who tells you everything she does, even when she is going to the toilet. And all I kept wondering was, did we really need to know that.

 

[The Knife]

One of my oldest friends is simultaneously the sweetest person I know and the dumbest. She's the person who'll take you in unconditionally if your house ever burns down, while at the same time she refers to the convict she met through a penpal service as her soulmate. And dear god, her Facebook is a never-ending stream of new-age, fluffy-fairy, wacky Wiccan bullshit. Sparkly pixies and alleged ancient Cherokee proverbs and "what magical creature are you?" quizzes.

~~*AnD sHe ~**TYPES**~ liek tHis*~~

 

[Mogambo]

Well... yeah, I do have a friend like this. She's basically an SJW. She constantly posts depressing stories about women being raped and murdered, or kids starving to death, or gay people being oppressed, or animal abuse. The animal abuse ones are the worst because they inevitably have some thoroughly heart-wrenching picture to go with them. And it wouldn't be so bad, but she does this constantly. Throughout the day. It actually fills up your feed... and of course I generally scroll past them because I honestly don't know what to say. And somehow I feel bad saying that, because we're still friends. I've known her for years. But posting a sad picture on FB isn't going to change the world.

I spent too long looking for the Tardis.

That is bloody awesome! I kind of want it as a poster now...

My friend that does the Bambi recolors and stuff posted about that mermaid show that's on Animal Planet:
(she's red, her bf is green, and a friend of her's is purple)

You know, its funny but when that first came out I was excited. No, not because I actually believed it or anything, but because I thought it would be an entertaining, Blair Witch-style mockumentary (or, better yet, the Legend of Boggy Creek! That's a classic!). Some of my hardcore atheist/skeptic friends were furious because they thought it was a hoax and that people would believe it. Honestly, I didn't think anyone would be that stupid. I thought everyone would know it was for entertainment. Hell, it's pretty blatantly CGI. Apparently I was wrong...

I wonder if these same people also believed the Dragon "documentary" that came out a few years earlier, or The Future is Wild (which presented speculative evolution). Hell, I wonder if they thought whoever made Walking with Dinosaurs had a time machine or something. We're talking OPL levels of gullibility here folks.