storm shenanigans

[the khat quaffer]

A baby duck (not baby, but baby to me) washed up on my prop' last night. I heard it while shitting on the head. Had my doors open. A faint squeak was heard for several minutes, thought it was my imbecile cousin's TV. Went through the motions. I came out, found a dead duck and her little ducklings.

I hate this. ): I'm an animal lover so this hits hard.

What do I do with a coupla three ducklings? I fed them some leftover corn now they won't fuck off.

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

I heard it while shitting on the head

Huh?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Huh?

head. toilet. go serve

 

[Dyno]

What do I do with a coupla three ducklings?

eat them they are good protein

 

[Pissmaster]

Search for your city/state name + “humane society” and ask them what to do

 

[the khat quaffer]

eat them they are good protein

i'm not fucking turning them into poppers

 

[Dyno]

i'm not fucking turning them into poppers

thats like 27 grams of protein for each chick bro, think about that. Could be pretty sufficient

 

[the khat quaffer]

Search for your city/state name + “humane society” and ask them what to do

They'll just mulch them into tyson brand chicken mcniggers.

 

[the khat quaffer]

thats like 27 grams of protein for each chick bro, think about that. Could be pretty sufficient

i will kill you in front your own shitckicker family before i murder an innocent duck. die.

 

[Dyno]

i will kill you in front your own shitckicker family before i murder an innocent duck. die.

i mean fair enough man, the average human has about 76kg of protein in him. if you want we could do a mukbang with your chicks and my family. would be pretty sweet

 

[the khat quaffer]

i mean fair enough man, the average human has about 76kg of protein in him. if you want we could do a mukbang with your chicks and my family. would be pretty sweet

i would do a mukbang where you shotgun a barrel of cyanide and fucking die you faggot ass pussyass kike jew nosed ..nigger.

Take care.

Never fuck with my ducks again.

 

[Skitarii]

I eat OP's mum's pussy

 

[Dyno]

i would do a mukbang where you shotgun a barrel of cyanide and fucking die you faggot ass pussyass kike jew nosed ..nigger.

not sure about that, i think a jews nose would probably be like 7kg of protein idk? and gunpowder i hear you can eat but it isnt very healthy

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

They'll just mulch them into tyson brand chicken mcniggers.

With enough research you might find an appropriate wildlife rescue. I guess it's highly location dependent.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

This might be a job for your city's Animal Control. I'd recommend making a call when they're open and seeing what they think. If they don't know, they should know someone who does handle that kind of wildlife.

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

They'll just mulch them into tyson brand chicken mcniggers.

How about selling to McDonald's then?

 

[the khat quaffer]

How about selling to McDonald's then?

how about your fun parts being grounded into tubby custard

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

how about your fun parts being grounded into tubby custard

I know someone who actually legitimately likes tubby custard, so that could actually be how I make her happy right now.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Is there some legitimate feedback here besides pissmaster?

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

Is there some legitimate feedback here besides pissmaster?

Why do you need more? At least you got ONE. Take it or leave it.