Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

[God of Nothing]

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Yes, i will buy your game now.

shouldn't he be cosplaying as the new fable protagonist?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

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Yes, i will buy your game now.

Let's just say the cosplay scene for this game will be....

stellar

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

If THIS is plastic

Then goddamn, the plastic surgery went really well, because I wouldn’t even know. It’s not like she has that weird uncanny valley Kim kardashian look, she’s just pretty.

Reconstructive (plastic) surgery have improved exponentially over the last twenty years thanks to the not so happy fun times in Iraq and Afghanistan. Thanks in part to the large number of injuries incurred doing them. And most or all of the medical advances from it have been brought to the civilian side. Ala car accidents and other serious injuries and more importantly to parents. By helping their children with treatable birth defects like cheft pallets and the like.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Apparently someone on YouTube took clips of Stellar Blade and made a music video with original lyrics about having better videogames. He took it down shortly after though.

Lyrics:

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

The game is pre-downloaded and waiting to unlock. May try to beat the bonus boss

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Apparently someone on YouTube took clips of Stellar Blade and made a music video with original lyrics about having better videogames. He took it down shortly after though.
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＂Bring_It_Back＂_｜_Stellar_Blade_｜_Music_Video_｜_MAKE_GAMING_GREAT_AGAIN!_[WfqdWDNSCrQ].webm

Lyrics:
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Holy shit, dude made this with Suno AI? Impressive.

 

[babadook]

Apparently someone on YouTube took clips of Stellar Blade and made a music video with original lyrics about having better videogames. He took it down shortly after though.
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＂Bring_It_Back＂_｜_Stellar_Blade_｜_Music_Video_｜_MAKE_GAMING_GREAT_AGAIN!_[WfqdWDNSCrQ].webm

Lyrics:
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This is unironically catchy wtf

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Stellar Blade haters are gonna be salty.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Stellar Blade haters are gonna be salty.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mA1YZB6Qw5Ehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=VYmQ-_e7iJQ

Every time retards don’t want people to buy a game, it sells the most copies. Look at Hogwarts legacy. I was originally only gonna buy the standard edition of stellar blade but because of the controversy I preordered the deluxe edition. That’s the effect this has, the opposite of what they want.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/stellar-blade-uncensored-worldwide-ps5/

Good to know that the game will be the same in all regions. I hope the subtitles in the English version will be accurate. I will be playing the game with Korean audio.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Journo-vermin are now using Hades 2 to try and attack this game. Why? Fuck if I know. They're just desperate for it to fail.

 

[God of Nothing]

Journo-vermin are now using Hades 2 to try and attack this game. Why? Fuck if I know. They're just desperate for it to fail.

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what manner of retardation is this

 

[Soycast Guy]

Journo-vermin are now using Hades 2 to try and attack this game. Why? Fuck if I know. They're just desperate for it to fail.

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If hades 2 characters are “hot” then we have truly forgotten what is attractive as a society.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Journo-vermin are now using Hades 2 to try and attack this game. Why? Fuck if I know. They're just desperate for it to fail.

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I love this inconsistency.
The fucking tits lady in hades 2 shows more cleavage than Stellar Ass.
L M A O.

 

[blablabla]

characters can show tits only if they are faggots, trannies or dykes

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Jade King of TheGamer strikes again hating Stellar Blade with this abomination of a clickbait article.


And protected! Can't handle the criticism, stay out of the industry.


In case you're wonder what Jade King looks like. Notice the shaven manface.

 

[Metamorpho]

Jade King of TheGamer strikes again hating Stellar Blade with this abomination of a clickbait article.
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And protected! Can't handle the criticism, stay out of the industry.
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In case you're wonder what Jade King looks like. Notice the shaven manface.
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It checks out.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Jade King of TheGamer strikes again hating Stellar Blade with this abomination of a clickbait article.
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And protected! Can't handle the criticism, stay out of the industry.
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In case you're wonder what Jade King looks like. Notice the shaven manface.
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That's the guy who shilled for Aloy looking like Nikocado Avocado in Horizon Forbidden West.

Here's proof with many other examples of "real women™":

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

what a fag.

YWNBAW

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Jade King of TheGamer strikes again hating Stellar Blade with this abomination of a clickbait article.
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And protected! Can't handle the criticism, stay out of the industry.
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In case you're wonder what Jade King looks like. Notice the shaven manface.
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>Bluey profile banner
Somebody scan this goblin's hard drive