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Harry Kim's actor thought it was so bad that he was compelled to go to usenet and defend Voyager's honor from all the Trekkers saying that the show was shit and they had ruined Trek. He'd say "I'm Garret Wang, I play Harry, and this is really uncalled for, we had to shoot it like this because..." and the fans would call him a liar and a faggot. Good times on the old internet.
You ever notice how every show has that one C-list dipshit who decides they’re the pope of Star Trek? The “oh my” guy, Frakes and Wheaton split duties running interference for Kurtzman, two Enterprise guys sitting in a room talking about how "Two Days and Two Nights" was high art, and Wang, whose last molecule of his remaining celebrity comes from Voyager.
You ever notice how every show has that one C-list dipshit who decides they’re the pope of Star Trek? The “oh my” guy, Frakes and Wheaton split duties running interference for Kurtzman, two Enterprise guys sitting in a room talking about how "Two Days and Two Nights" was high art, and Wang, whose last molecule of his remaining celebrity comes from Voyager. So he has to attack the show and defend it at the same time.
This was a bit different because he had a PC set up in his makeup trailer and was doing this while they were filming episodes but he wasn't needed on set, almost certainly while wearing a Starfleet uniform, making him even less cool than Wil Wheaton.
I wish I had known about her before, she's like an incredible mix of a cute cat girl and weird alien with just enough weirdness to her.
It's particularly funny to me how they had her purring while talking, which I understand its meant to be a part of her physiology that she basically HAS to (or does it automatically), but it also adds to her cute weirdness.
There was a feature in early episodes of the Delta Flyers podcast where the actors of Tom and Harry would read ancient Usenet reviews of episodes that were posted after their original airing, which I thought was great, but they stopped shortly after reading a review where a woman compared the feeling of watching that week's show to shitting your pants while driving through the desert in a car with no AC.
In that very brief moment in time when IGN didn't suck, their Voyager episode reviews were hysterical in ripping on the bullshit written and shown on screen.
Man these pictures threw me because that's exactly what the early sample pictures I have in model training look like.
I don't know, I like the show now. I don't think it's high art but still. I guess my expectations are lower in 2026 than they were in 1996. Maybe also just knowing just how much worse it can get.
I have, or had at least, the novelised scripts of it somewhere. The stories were actually pretty good, once you're not constantly being flashbanged by the terrible animation.
Also I have to go to bat for Lower Decks again, because it's the only show in the current crop that gets Trek (aside from a couple of clanger episodes). I know why people reject it, but if it were the only trek show in current production, instead of being the red-headed step-child of the kurtzman era, at least some of those same people would probably love it.
like the show now. I don't think it's high art but still. I guess my expectations are lower in 2026 than they were in 1996. Maybe also just knowing just how much worse it can get.
If you pretend it has no relation to Star Trek, it’s not that bad. Many episodes feel like they were cribbed from SG-1 and they were clearly chasing that same audience with their irreverent jokes and pop Americana (but without turning into a military recruitment ad like SG-1 did).
Star Trek: Enterprise Season 6 Episode 4, "Birth of a Denoblian Nation" - Lt. Daniels sends Dr. Phlox back in time to 20th century Earth to find, and kill, a temporal agent from a faction of the Temporal Civil War that was attempting to start a race war. Hoshi attempts to use her Universal Translator to understand what Porthos is saying. He's asking for cheese.
- Voyager really just turns into the 7 of 9 show at some point, damn. Maybe I grew jaded but her orbs of power have no control over me anymore and that makes the wooden acting just the more obvious
From what I've read about the new stuff I think I'll just ignore everything after Star Trek Enterprise, and let that series be the last bit of Star Trek material that has ever been released within my personal headcanon. The newest Star Trek media I've seen was "Into Darkness", I think that was the name of the Movie? It had Benedict Cumberdatch as "Khan" and those Movies were like an alternate universe, so I'll just consider basically everything after Enterprise to be set in bad/joke alternate Universes.
Still blows my mind that they had Benedict Cumberbatch play an Indian named Khan Noonian Singh just so they could have his appearance be a twist in the story. A brown actor would have given the game away.
Honestly the way Britain is going it won't be surprising if 200 years in the future there are white looking guys named Khan Noonian Singh. So maybe it's not so absurd.
Still blows my mind that they had Benedict Cumberbatch play an Indian named Khan Noonian Singh just so they could have his appearance be a twist in the story. A brown actor would have given the game away.
Honestly the way Britain is going it won't be surprising if 200 years in the future there are white looking guys named Khan Noonian Singh. So maybe it's not so absurd.
Enterprise Season 9, "The Clitty on the Edge of My Member." Daniels is like, "Okay, Captain, here's the mission. Someone in Starfleet is gonna get railroaded for murder."
Archer's like, "Great, I'll punch the admiral."
Daniels: "No, no. This is a legal problem."
Archer: "Right. I'll punch the judge."
Daniels yeets his ass forward 200 years. Then he immediately gets temporal sickness. Prolonged chroniton exposure has inflamed the section of his brain responsible for remembering the Borg or Ferengi. "Why am I on this beach? Anyway, hello, beautiful lady." A butt-ass naked unjoined Trill crawls out of the ocean, tits out, and starts admiring his isolinear rod. Archer's confused as fuck because in his time they don't have Trills; they get their balls stopped by Vulcan dommes with bowl cuts.
Admiral Nechayev gets murdered in the Captain's Yacht (cracks her head on a crate of Chateau La Barre) or some shit. Archer's the prime suspect because some asshole saw him near the scene. Jadzia's ready to march to the Judge Advocate's office and go "no he was balls-deep in me that whole night."
Daniels vanishes, replaced by a new observer, Roddy McDowall. "Oh dear, the timeline has gone all pear-shaped because you let the unjoined Trill have her wicked way. Now you're going to get spaced and the future is ruined."
So they gotta fix it by sending Archer back even further in time with one simple instruction: "DO NOT LET NECHAYEV OUT OF YOUR SIGHT ON THE NIGHT OF THE MURDER, YOU TIME TRAVELING HICK." He leaps back, keeps Nechayev from leaving her quarters, the murder never happens. Jadzia shows up at Archer's door like "hey time traveler, wanna go get raktajino and let me sit on your face again?"
Archer leaps out into the next future: he's wearing tactical armor which looks like it's from a terrible direct-to-DVD movie. "Oh boy..." Cut to black.
Yeah I've had this exact picture saved for a long time. When I say "cute cat girl" I didn't mean "cute" as in that she's particularly attractive, just that it's a cat girl with a certain amount of cuteness, but she also looks strange and weird enough that it doesn't make her too "cute"? I guess, maybe she's pretty attractive to other people, but idk.
