Sonichu Sonichu 12, pages 95-112 - Book completed

[Tragi-Chan]

It makes a certain amount of sense to save Rosechu, as Chris is known to be able to survive burning rooms.

Then Chris and Rosechu merged so Chris can bang Sonichu.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Do you think Chris gets all horny and sweaty when "drawing" the comics? He probably gets off on Rosechu's bubblegut.

 

[Raiken]

Watching Sonichu "swim" made me think of something;

Can Chris swim?

 

[Trilby]

That would probably require a bit more self-awareness than Chris can muster, to be honest. I highly doubt he gives much thought to his own mortality. Not when there's Lego and china to think about.

In some way, no different from your pet dog or cat and their day-to-day view of things.

I've never seen the "Sesame Street" bit! This is from 1972', I think. Best thing is now it's part of a casino slot machine!
https://youtu.be/pWS8Mg-JWSg

Figures.

Watching Sonichu "swim" made me think of something;

Can Chris swim?

Someone else here told me he did, but he doesn't seem like someone who likes to go to pools or beaches much.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

... okay.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Nice to see Chris finally did the pickle river almost two years after revealing it.

 

[jc17]

What the holy mother of fucking heaven and hell was the point of this mess?
"Okay, so this one time Rosechu broke her legs and after a few days got extremely fat which turned me on so I encouraged her self-destructive behavior then I had a dream where I got fat from pickle juice, lost the weight by crawling up an anus and then I had to choose between Rosechu or mama chris who were on fire. I chose Rosechu and the three of us hugged until they were eaten by fattychu and I woke up. I told Rosechu to quit being fat and she was all, 'kay' and lost the 300 pounds into two weeks."
And all this while having a conversation with SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ™.
I just... I... What the fuck?

 

[idosometimes]

How does a dream sequence fit in the story of Sonichu's wedding and Rosechu getting fat?
None of this makes any sense.

I like how the "you can only save Chris or Rosechu" bit ends with both being saved.
There can literally never be any conflict in his books.

He resolves everything in the simplest way possible. Sonichu did not need to use his super speed or super intelligence or giant pickle to save both of them. It just happened in one panel. He gives his characters amazing powers for no reason at all. They are never needed.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

*applauds quietly* Not bad. But I have a question. Sonichu doesn't look like he's swollen from the brine. Does it just absorb into him and make him super fat?

 

[ZehnBoat]

so rosechu doesn't lose weight on her own volition, she waits until sonichu has a bad dream and tells her "bitch you best work your ass off"
will that be what he expects his heartsweet to do with him? not only fix his 'biological clock' but motivate him to work out?
he really does want another mom

edit: typo

 

[DeadMansHand]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Va5_rn3vG3A
What the holy mother of fucking heaven and hell was the point of this mess?
"Okay, so this one time Rosechu broke her legs and after a few days got extremely fat which turned me on so I encouraged her self-destructive behavior then I had a dream where I got fat from pickle juice, lost the weight by crawling up an anus and then I had to choose between Rosechu or mama chris who were on fire. I chose Rosechu and the three of us hugged until they were eaten by fattychu and I woke up. I told Rosechu to quit being fat and she was all, 'kay' and lost the 300 pounds into two weeks."
And all this while having a conversation with SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ™.
I just... I... What the fuck?

I hear ya. This made more sense:

Spoiler

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Congrats @LegendaryChristorian! It still looks like Sonichu is crawling into a vagina imo, but i'mg lad to know now why he ballooned up! Despite Christine's terrible layout with the speech bubbles I can still manage to read it.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Just when we think we've seen all of Chris in the pages of his comics, then we get this weight-gain fetish stuff.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I literally have no idea what the fuck happened this issue. It was bouncing back and forth between unconnected stories that made zero sense.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Isn't that how it always is?

You think you know someone and then they turn out to be a Ditto caught in Hoenn but traveled to Alola.

Story of my life.

 

[zap2theextreme]

also his broke brain still doesn't understand copy right laws and because he thinks cartoon characters are real live beings the fact that Sonic isn't technically the "real" Sonic he can still have him appear in the comic.

 

[Venom Snake]

I literally had no idea what was going on in any of that. Except :autism:, that part I understood.

Chris-chan's #1 axiom: If something on Chris's life makes no sense, it's :autism:

 

[Venom Snake]

And smothering, don't forget smothering.

What I want to know is where "Namaste" for Magi-Chan came from at the end Did he take up yoga or something?

Chris taking up yoga?... I bet (s)he can't even reach for his/her toes

 

[nvrwastetree]

So Sonichu and all those other Pokemon are real in the context of the story, but this specific Ditto is from a game cart? Pokemon video games also exist in a universe where Pokemon are real?

Yep apparently so. This is also the same universe where two characters (sonichu and rosechu) can have the same father (or in Chris's case, mother), and not be blood related. I don't think Chris knows that when he writes/says that he's sonichu and rosechus "mother", it makes them siblings. Well, now we know why sonichu and rosechus offspring are abominations. After all, this is coming from the guy who said he had dreams/fantasies of fucking Barb's fatass...

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So vaginal fluid cured Sonichu's allergic reaction? And it was so sticky and syrupy it ripped his quills out?

Where did Chris get this notion from? Did Mia Hamm lube up with Benadryl and mucilage?